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Bring on New Year Bfp's, it's Just Shagging thread 13!

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DingDongBelle · 30/12/2012 13:16

Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

  1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
  2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
  3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
  4. Thou shalt share Brew and Wine with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce Envy in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband Shock Wink

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers Grin

OP posts:
dollydaydream26 · 07/01/2013 14:53

Oops p.s I am 26 and ttc# 1

Bearface · 07/01/2013 14:54

So, we're on 7 BFPs for threads 12 and 13 as far as my counting goes. For thread 13 I think it's 4 - correct me if I'm wrong. This is a mighty fine success rate considering it is only 7th Jan!

Who's going to be next?

Bearface · 07/01/2013 14:56

Hi Dolly. Welcome. Better get your shag cape on as there's work to be done! Grin

LotsaTuddles · 07/01/2013 14:59

And TenTon Bear, she got a BFP too (I Think)

Bearface · 07/01/2013 15:04

Doh, sorry TenTon - there's just been so many! Grin

34PinkLadyApple · 07/01/2013 15:29

hi Ladies

It's been a while due to H2B having issues with work and subsequently money so TTC got put on the back burner for a couple of months but I'm back! Congrats to all BFP's I've missed since thread 11 (?). I'm now on CD13 of cycle 6 after coming off Cerazette.

Good luck one and allfor this month

Bearface · 07/01/2013 15:32

Hi PinkLady - good to see you back agin. I just dropped my biscuit in my tea at the sight of your post - must be a sign!!!! Grin

wavesandsmiles · 07/01/2013 15:47

I was a fred 12 BFP too Smile and now a fred 13 lurker...

frogchops · 07/01/2013 16:17

Ooh I want to be one of thooooseConfused points at hooya, kitten, waves, tenton, mrsbri, ding,.
I'm clinging bear, clinging like only a batshit mental clinger can cling. strokes unicorn
Hello newbies... Hope your prepared for this thread to steal your sanity.
Mrsbri has maybe definitely possibly who am I kidding to test on fri. It will be 11 dpo I think. I'm sure I ov'd on new yrs eve. Really I should wait, but being as ding isn't around as much, I'll supply the 'drama'. Grin

frogchops · 07/01/2013 16:19

Sorry I meant mrsbri has forced persuaded me to test on fri. Anyone else around then??

dollydaydream26 · 07/01/2013 16:25

Ready now time to take this seriously Wink there certainly is a lot of work to be done!
AF due jan 24th so I will be testing around then x

thethreeblondies · 07/01/2013 16:35

I'm testing Friday too Grin definitely not tomorrow

thethreeblondies · 07/01/2013 16:36

why is the bastard crossing out not working? hummph!

thethreeblondies · 07/01/2013 16:38

and redshoes said she would poas on Friday too! I sense a mass pee (sounds a bit wrong!) coming on!Grin

Bearface · 07/01/2013 17:01

Oh flip me - sorry Waves!

So, that makes 9 BFPs across threads 12 and 13 then, and I think 4 for thread 13 (sorry can't remember if TenTon was 12 or 13 - brain is addled). Blimey that's good going! Well done, shaggers!

Dolly - that's the spirit!

Frog - I definitely think you should take up the Drama Queen hat crown Keep stroking that unicorn could be read as a euphemism, haw haw

Peeing en masse sounds fantastic. I'm getting my front row seat ready now I'm not going to be doing it until next week unless something drastic happens. AF due 18th if it behaves

I want to be one too Frog. Hoping that the drumming of my fingers will influence my cycle to keep time in some way. Pass me that unicorn.

Cortana · 07/01/2013 18:42

Hello, Bearface pointed me in your direction and I thought I'd come over and say "Hi". The OP had me in stitches, so, here goes.

Name: Cortana
Age: 28
Location: Kilmarnock
Any DC?: DS, he is nine.
TTC for: 15 Months.
Hooya me if: I start turning into a misery, I will remain upbeat, I will think positive and I will not let TTC rule my life!

Bearface · 07/01/2013 19:13

Hello Cortana - good to see you made it. I'm sure everyone else will appear soon. They're probably DTD as lots of people here seem to like doing it while dinner cooks! Grin

Cortana · 07/01/2013 19:22

Scoundrels! I love a bit of afternoon delight but ERTD is currently an unwelcome house guest at the moment. So we're having a whisky instead.

Thank you for pointing me here, had a read and seems like a great thread [arse lick emoticon]

Bearface · 07/01/2013 20:12

Oh blimey - what would that emoticon look like Cortana?!!!

cookielove · 07/01/2013 20:23

Mother - sorry i got all confused yes, your right i could be pregnant with no symptoms but i think DH is just saying it cause he has suddenly taken a huge interest in this whole baby thing, when we first got together several hundred years ago he didn't want kids or to get married, and we got married 4 months ago and he keeps telling me now that he wants my babies and that i am pregnant Shock Grin

Although i really don't think i am pregnant Sad

Kittenkatzen · 07/01/2013 20:29

at cortana wishing you a quick exit from the clutches of the witch and a speedy bfp Grin

frogchops · 07/01/2013 20:43

GUESS WHAT!!
nothing really, just practising in the drama cloak!! Grin
Hi cortana, I'm loving the suggestion of an actual arse licking emoticon. Grin
Anyhow, am sitting here doing sod all whole DP does the ironing. Ha! Yes that's right, it is for this very reason that I will birth his children. Ebloodyventually.
I really shouldn't sit doing nothing because now I'm pondering over ones boobicles wondering if they hurtHmm

MelodyHarmony · 07/01/2013 20:56

sneaks in and whispers...

Hi.

I know I'm not supposed to be here but I can't stay away. And you lot are far more entertaining than tonight's telly!

Sneaks out again >>>>>>>>>>>>>

Furrybiscuit · 07/01/2013 21:14

Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Check out all the BFPS congratulations to everyone Grin

I have nothing to report, was just excited to see all the news!!

GaryBuseysTeeth · 07/01/2013 21:39

Biscuit got the arse part but no lick! Welcome cortana, hope ERTD pisses orf soon.

Bear, the unicorn says 'NAY' to you getting a uni-baby, until you've got your bfp & have your JS baby...then you can decide if you're ready for baby & unicorn. You'd have to stick a cork on top of its horn.

Btw I got my BFP 9dpo....so looking forward to everyone peeing on friday (in a non-pervy way, can't say the same for the unicorn, horny bastard).