30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

Seabreeze anyone?

You also have a point, rie I am not saying there isnt a double standard but I am glad about Moira as I don't watch BBC news but now get the hear her dulcet tones on Radio 2. A little off topic but who on earth decided it was a good idea to give Alan Carr a radio program? I mean I know he doesn't have the face for television but he certainly doesn't have the voice for radio either. It the equivalent of several drowning cats, a drill and a car alarm all in one package. Its a mystery.

Tis indeed a mystery.

I actually thought the grapefruit juice helped - if nothing else it made the shaggynge more enjoyable.

And no, that was not because I was pissed on seabreezes.

Hello
After many moons of lurking I have decided to complete the BESHtionnaire and subsequently scuttle back into obscurity, rocking to and fro gently and crying into a large bottle of Netto own brand gin (what a cocktail that would make) whilst the BESHes decide whether I am good enough to join their ranks.

Please be gentle. I have a lack of skill when it comes to emoticons and italics but will do my best (determined and slightly naive emoticon)

1. Yes. Usually after midday.
2. I am definitely a cougar although that sounds far too glamourous for me. Perhaps more of an angry tabby.
3. definitely c. The others are recreational only
4. b. A definite aversion to babydust appears to be a pre-requisite for BESHes. Fine with me.
5. b. have done my research.
6. generally rather dirty, last time I looked.
7. A whippet, and rather lovely she is too.
8. Simon Schama (I like the leather jacketed lecturer look) 9)I think Tina Fey is rather lovely 10)I am ambivalent. Festival drunken camping is ok. I've never done any other kind.
9. Approximately 50 quid. Enough to get a nice new tent if I ever wanted to try camping again.

Ok, that's it. Am scurrying away.

. Fresh meat?

I've GOT OOOOOOOONE!

Welcome Trog. I particularly like answer 6, when taken out of context. Now where's the gin?

Oooh, Simon Schama. Good call, Troglet :) Welcome to the Palais; can I offer you a large GnT?

Did you bring cake? I likes cake.

Phew. Thank you for welcome. I brung cake Hootybooty. Its Battenberg but I've eaten the marzipan bits. Does that matter?

Here is the gin BB. Please ignore the best before date. I always do.

Does gin even have a best before date?

Anyone got any custard?

Welcome to the palais troggles (shh I am not really here) I likes your answer to 2 and 10, nice to meet another cradle snatching festival goer.

So what's your story Troglett? Do you have any other kids (it's allowed you know), how long TTC, age etc.. Have you been lurking for aaaaages? I did.

Trifle idea is a good un roquette. Who's brought the sherry?

I think Netto gin is best before the age of 18 owl, when one becomes old enough to move onto more sophisticated brands :)

I have one troglett nipper and TTC for last 8 months BB. Has been a breath of fresh air to discover the BESHes amongst all the babydust.

Wait, I've found an old packet of Extra Strong Mints in my pocket. Am pretty sure they'd be lovely washed down with some gin. I'll just blow the fluff off them. Anyone?

Hello Trog. Welcome, welcome.

Making spag bol, be back laters BESHwenches.

Yikes. Is the spag bol part of the initiation Boo? Hope so

I have scary visions of those felt people from the Dolmio advert being involved.

Okay that's quite enough Wrong for one thread.

Bloody hell this might take a while. Can I have some spag bol when you've finished coating Troggle in it, Boo ?

Dig in, Ladies! [bgrin]

It's cooled down obviously. I'm not after scalding our new recruit on her first day.

Has anyone got any parmesan?

You may now consider thyself a BESH, Troglet.

How old is your minnitrogge? My boy is 3 on Friday. I can't believe how fast it has gone.

Evening BESHlets,

Tis ye olde cheezy here under a new persona. Running scared from my old names because of fear of mother now using MN.

Lovely shiney new thread princesswooboo I much likinge of this yonder forum of pleasant and comedic intercourse.

I prescribe leeches and parsley for all your woofling needs.

Welcome Trog you are moste brave indeed to eneter the cave of the harpies without stick or paddle. You'll be most comfortable here im sure.

Pocketrocket I'm sure theres custard here somewhere.

truffkin thats quite a budgie you got there. /fans self

truffkin that's a luvverly budgie! Who's a pretty boy then? Phnaaaar phnaar! I clicked with trepidation expecting something more like this

Hello troglet I shouldn't be here either I also heart Tina Fey and am ditching Florence from the machine in favour of her after watching the box set of 30 rock while off sick with a bit of a sniffle a really nasty bout of flu.

Welcome back jammydodger! I belive I fell into la palais after you'd gone on your travels. Sorry eurojozzney didn't go according to plan, did you bring back any toblerone?

truff

does your budgie buddy have twitter-does he tweet?

Arf, snorts loudly at own joke realises the BESH are staring with disdain and runs away to hide in the couldron!

(in smells of bolognese in here)

Bitey, I just picked up the laptop and snogged it. Trufax.

Trog

I just realised I came on just after you said "has anyone got any parmesan?"

I have since name changed but my old name was Cheezy.

Will i do?

All cheese is good cheese knives.