30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

owlie his full name is Isambard Kitten but sadly our surname doesn't rhyme with brunel! I actually think it is a lovely name but where I live most boys are called Rhys, and as it gets shortened to Izzy I think my imaginary son would be tormented at school. I also like bastard for a cat

Poor boo, I know you have just come back from one, but you need a holiday lady!

I'm off to google Chinese Shar Pei now...

am over the Shar Pei, especially liked this image!

High Priestess - that link didn't work for me. What was it?

I do want one of these though!

:o Dor it was one of these!

Heh, yep the same as what I want. I would love a bell tent. Easy and quick to put up and very stable.

I am perving over tents on the t'internet now.

I'll stop. I promise.

More gin?

I thought you had one already, am less now :o

No gin for me, outrageous I know but I'm still needing blinking hot toddies!

I should say that I am not drinking early in the day. I am in Hong Kong this week and it is 11.20pm!

Aw Boo tis rotten you are still feeling so craptaculous. I shall hoover your nostrils again and feed you lemsip.

OH! DOR!

Who am I? Who am I, everyone?

Welcome Lara/Dor

Dor I think I can see where you've been going wrong. Camping. As has been proven time and time again in the BESH Palace, nothing on earth brings on the droid faster than the erection of nylon. The further you are from the communal loos the heavier the flow.

Aries Did you once have a fling with Prescott?

Yes I did. Amongst many others. He even came to my wedding.

Am off to have a Look! You see what I did there!!

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Breathe.

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Well that's good news. Do you mean to tell me you have been holding your breath all this time?

Hurrah for breathing Boo.

I like the idea of a massive tent with blankets and the like. My best holiday ever was in a camper van round NZ with MS. I luffed it.

I have got to go to NHS drop in center tomorrow for day 2 blood test. At 8am. what a pile of shit.

That is just plain mean sunny don't they know it is Friday night tonight?

They only do bloods between 8 & 10 and it you get there late there's a chance you miss the slot. I tried to see if the GP would fit me in last thing today but the Hitler receptionist was very clear there was to be no favours for me

Sorry Miss Aries ( how you manage to convey that Professor Mcgonagall 'teacher voice' in your posts is beyond me :o).

What I should have said was I can breathe through my nose, I don't sound like Darth Vader and I can actually taste things. For the first time in nearly two weeks. And it's fucking fantastic. I can almost stop being jealous that the world and their dog have gone to see Dreadzone.

Boo to unsociable hours on a Saturday Sunny :(

Boo my friends band were going to support Dreadzone but then they decided they didn't want support acts! I luff them too. They are playing here tomorrow

Are you going Sunny? Oh you should. They are so ace aren't they? They make me smile and jig about a lot. They are playing in quite a small venue tonight which will get very hot and sweaty, and given that I tried to go to body balance last night and had to leave after two exercises 'cos I thought I was going to faint it's probably wouldn't have been great for me given that I have literally only felt properly better since about 6pm.

What sort of music do your friend's band play?

Actually, I think the Prof McGonagall thing is because I've been reading Harry Potter tonight Rie :o

Nigh night Beshlettes.

They are called Alex & The Diggers. Sort of funky punk ska type of thing. I am at the never ending queue in the NHS drop in centre. It's fun in here!

I am writing this on bB's new iPod touch. Or is very tricky.. I now know why peopleake so
Many mistakes and then blame their
Phones
Also
V glad boo can stop
Holdimmgnher Nreath. I give up.

at Mole

Morning BESHly beautifuls

How is everyone today?

Welcome noobs, Doris and lara. Im very squeaky clean and new too (about 3-4 weeks in)-they haven't managed to rough me up enough yet. Am RW freinds with Boo and Rocketleaf

Like the questionaire answers as well. Very well done

At risk of making BOO jealous Dreadzone were AMAZING last night. My right ear is still buzzing and I have a blood blister on the ball of one foot from all the dancing.

aries a little boo tells me you live in cornwall? Whereabouts? I'm from penzance me bird. Are you Cornish? We dont live there now, but i would give my eye teeth to. Were off to St Ives in a couple of weeks for our usual feb jaunt to visit the olds-we have a time share cottage in tregenna castle and we always have a week round this time.

Please can I have a moment for a tiny rant...just how fecking late does my droid wanna be before I either get it or i get a BFP. Now 5 fecking, read it 5!!!! days late. I had PMT 2 weeks ago and belly cramps last week and thought it was imminent. Still no droid despite much bouncy dancing last night. Pee stick on friday BFN and 3 previous ones all BFN. Menkulling much me ? Nooo.

Has anyone continued to test negative even post droid date then subsequently found out theres a secretive baby win going on?-this is driving me mad. The last time I was this late I was diffed!

..Goes off to search in couldron for droid. His tardiness is most unwelcome.