30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

shit

Shit Rockette am som sorry - have reported post, am a bloody idiot.

Please someone talk to me. I need to know how to heal cracked nostrils. I look so awful I don't want to leave the house. :(

Boo - are you still there, or have you given up and gone to bed? Aloe Vera vaseline?

Are you still off ill? Or will you have to go face the world tomorrow (today)?

Morning, I have a bag of internet cheapie pee sticks of the diff variety not the opk variety. I don't want them I'm the house because I am tempted to use them and don't want to face the menkulling if they are negative! Does anyone want them?

Vaseline - it'll just look like you and your husband got jiggly with it last night. A far superior look and who knows? You could get stopped in the street and asked to go on Jeremy Kyle and tell your story for 200 quid.

So that short for Salad right? ;-) dont worry about it boo i must have nearly done that a thousand times and you are poorly so not firing on all cylinders. I'll bring you my thermometer when I see you next, promise it hasnt been used for any of the 'other' temping methods :o

Phew ta, was worrying! So are you heading for sunnier climes or staying to look after your Dad? Only asking 'cos if you don't go for the sun option I will get to see you!

Brownie I work part time so I had MOnday and Tuesday off - then obv the smallchild is at home and always full of beans so am very pleased I was starting to come back to some sort of normality yesterday.

I can't find my pot of vaseline so I've been using smallchild'd bumcream instead. :o

Where has Meorthetrog gone? Hope she is on holidays, and not scared off by the menkul power of the ESH.

dont know, meant to ring my ad last night to see how he was feeling, but am 95% certain will not be sunnier climes option.

Thanks for the fish slaps all round. Droid has arrived one day early. Which is fine, my poor old body has been through the ringer of late, so am happy to know that it's almost back to it's usual self. And given I drank all the wine over the weekend, is a tiny bit of a relief.

Boo - good work on the bum cream.

Brownie nice work on 'all the wine' am hoping stocks will be replenished by next week when I will need some.

Boo hope your rudolf nose is on the mend and your mixture of miniBoo cuddles and baby bum stuff is repairing it quickly. TrogFace was going away for a droid-beckoning dity weekend so I can only assume that she has been trapped as a sex slave by her partner and is now tied to a bed with sating ribbons and being used for his pleasure. Or maybe she's just had a busy week?

Rie hoping your man-rage has calmed now my lovely and you are merrily woofling along

Salade how do you feel about not going away now? You are such a good samaritan, I salute you. P.S teh Yoda you made is possibly my favourite thing I have ever seen in all the world. I considered learning how to do crocheting (or whatever it is called) for a moment just so I could have one of my own for my imaginary baybeh.

I have just eated a surprisingly lovely turkey and coleslaw baguette. I also had McCoys ready salted crisps, which were simple but pleasing. I think I might now have a cup of tea and kit kat (p.S I'm 9DPO and not so much as a sniff of a bit of nausea. Bah.)

Brownie tis reassuring when things get back to normal - good work on the wine consumption btw

Truffs see I have backed up the truck and have the entire contents of a French vineyard therein for BESH consumption.

Plus straws cos we is classy like that, right?

I saw some excellent knitted dogs on the telegraph website earlier today, I now want someone to knit me a Dulux dog please. And a Clanger, I really want a knitted Clanger like this

Oh I wish I was good at sewing and stuff.

Rie have you calmed down with MrRie now or is he still in trouble?

Yes, have calmed down, though he keeps trying to talk to me as I sift through MN!

I have made a new friend btw and have invited her over here. She is suitably bitter and twisted.

How does anyone ever achieve more than one child? We really want another child but what with us both working and him working early shifts (gets up at 4am) we're both too knackered to SWI. :( We did it a few times this month when we should've - but there's no way we could do the daily thing. I think we need to start doing the sechs immediately when I get home from work when I'm at the office or when he gets home from work when I'm working from home.

Alternatively; when we first moved in here we were too exhausted to have sex but on the second night he had a wet dream and spunked all over my bum. I won a baybee. Not traditionally won granted, but it worked for us.

aries What has he done?

brownb EArly droid? How rude! :(

So ladylike! Thanks for that Ski.

He hasn't done anything really - he was very unreasonable about a phone number I lost. He apologised for being a dick.

Truffs I feel fine about it. Tbh I can't really be arsed with the hassle of it all, packing, planes, food etc. I am normally totally DHB about that stuff but just not feeling like I want to do it right now. Plus I am not sure I would really enjoy myself knowing my dad was at home having a rubbish time. This way I can keep his chin up and mum can have a break with less stress. Also I can pop home for a few days mid week and see TB, otherwise I prob would have been away for 10 days. So I'm really not being a martyr over it.

Ta for Yoda luffs.

pony :o at your wet dream bum win. One for the 18th bday party eh?

Alps that has got to be the best baybee win story ever.

alps are the you one that ticked option D on the how to win your baybee question on the BESHtionnaire?

I went to see Black Swan last night, was rather faint-making! I am of the Victorian type and a bit of a swooner at the best of times and so missed a bit of the film with my head between my knees in the toilet with soggy bits of toilet paper on my pulse points. Also had very tasty pizza in ask before hand and a double scoop of ben and jerry's (one fairly nuts and one macadamia) so it may have been a food coma. Fabulous film though and now have a thumping girl crush on natalie portman.

Is fair enough, she is hawt.

I reckon that was a sugar-induced coma tho, Bites

Also, thank you for typing the sentence I almost did and then didn't regarding the BESHtionnaire

Now can I have my brain back pliz.

Rie well done on the new chum. I need to do more of that, I am turning into a middle-aged sad-act who never leaves the house.

Chum ain't come though has she?

Maybe she will at lunchtime rie

There is going to be a cake sale in my building today, who wants what? I am hoping for a lemon drizzle one but would settle for a coffee one, or even a date, apple and walnut one.

HELLOOOOO - I am Aries new friend! I have been assured that I am suitably bitter and twisted enough to join!

Didn't come on here last night as my husband returned from work and was in a foul mood. Figured me tapping away on the computer all evening would do nothing to help...

BTW, the cause of my bitterness is on my green-eyed monster post... (i.e. my jealousy at sis getting preggers).

Can I join in?! Very, very bored / unmotivated at work today.. Thinking of abandoning my low GI diet for a huge piece of Patisserie Valerie cake at lunchtime (in sympathy for myself) but then how the hell will I ever conceive if my blood is loaded up with nasty sugars?!

Ah there you are Lara. Welcome! Have a read through and a lurk - there are some odd things people say here, but it's all in good fun. There is also a questionnaire that you have to find and fill in to qualify !

If you still can't find it by later this afternoon someone will no doubt take pity on you and post you a link.

I have to actually do some work now. I know! It's disgraceful!