30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

Evening all,

barbie I know ive not been a BESHer for long enough to get to know you well but you have mazed me with your impressive bravery.

boo you must tell me all your adventures with noo ovapeestix. I am intrigued.

aries whats up with him then eh? Mrfish and I are on good terms again it seems this evening. He has had his own brand of menkulling going on recently to do with his bestest oldest friend going on a bit of a mania bipolar one. I guess thats what been up with him.

I had sore norkage with minifish from about week 6. i dont get much sore norkage predroidal but they do get kind of puffy and heavy-mind you they are always heavy.

Still predroidal here and now officially late but I have used all my peestix and they all came back BFN. I have been a very angry woman this last few days but it seems to have passed so maybe it will happen tonight. Going to have some and relax now.

Hey Boo - How's you?

Am currently 12DPO according to FF, and am trying to avoid being menkull. My temps don't look particularly pregnant, so no point aiming at any pee sticks just yet. [But I'm trumping like a trooper!! And am crying at everything (even when it's not horrible and awful) - quick, someone punch me in the kidneys..]

My OH is out this evening. I had a sudden flash of rage, because I was convinced that he'd drunk all my wine... I moved the (almost empty) gin bottle and found it lurking behind. [Is rage a symptom?]

So, if my body is back to normal, the droid should find me on Friday.

PS Rie - it's annoying that 'normal' is such a subjective term huh? My norks didn't really start hurting till after both my BFP's. They normally don't get sore prior to typical droids. But am now prodding them so much am wondering if I was just unobservant before....

brown get ye olde pisse styckes ready!

No idea what is going on here. Why on earth did I abandon my trusty dictator? I will be straight back on it next month.

Reading yesterdays posts
:( :( :( So sorry Barbie that is utterly crap.

I never got a positive opk test btw and thought I wasn't ovulating so wouldn't discount a shag just cos stick says no.

Thanks Bitey. I need to do something this month to help as droid was 3 days late last month so fuck knows when I'm going to lay an egg. I still haven't bought a thermometer either.

Boo I bought a thermometer but have given up on it. I never remember until ages after I have woken up and had three snoozes on the alarm clock at least.

Can I have it then Kat? :o

Rie pliz to accept this sloppy snog (with tongues) to make up for rubbish husband behaviour. It won't get you diffed but could raise a smile. I promise not to squeeze in a breast grope at the same time

I meant droid was 3 days late this month. As was Alpy's iirc. I do think there's something in this moon shizz ya know Pony.

Boo if you use a thermometer that was previously used by Kat would that be a bit like snogging eachother?

Rie how many dpo are you? And have you had to resort to wearing a sports bra before? Didn't want to post this q on the BOOBS thread.

Depends where she took her temps Truffs :o

Oh. Em. Gee. That hadn't even crossed my mind Boo

Rie let's get that sports bra off you, it must feel quite restrictive.

The BESH are all about as innocent as Brooke Magnanti Triffickin :o

Seriously, don't know what you're on about

Urrrghhh!!!! Have just imagined how sexy that would be for the boyfriend if he had to watch me taking temps in the manner suggested. Total passion killer, would ensure no ttc ever took place.

boo i wouldn't bother pissing on an OPK til CD8, depends when your period stopped really but assuming you are on a slightly longer than normal cycle if droid was late then even if you OV on day 15 thats plenty of stick pissing prior to the action. Esp if you are gonna do 2 a day, you will get thru em at a pace!

BTW i only ever got a faint line on em but took that as my 'peak' as i got eff all the rest of the time and from charting I knew it was showing up 2 days before OV. It might be better to wait until you have a thermometer, so you can cross ref. for a more accurate picture.

Be quiet immediately. I am only about 7 DPO.

And if anyone pokes my boobs I will poke them in the eye. With a nip. Seriously though - I vowed not to be stupid this month after last month's disappointment.

Oh alright then! Thought you were a bit further along the woofling than that.

Right you are then Rio Altogether now 'We're not menkul, we're not menkul, we're not menkul anymoooore'. :o

Yes, once I had read instructions I realised that Bruschetta, but thanks sweets. Droid normally lasts 4 days. I can't wait for a thermometer I need to do something

Just order one of the internet. if i'd known you were going to be so lax i would have posted you my thermometer as well. tsk

boo ask for that to be deleted.