30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

Wow, hope it's not part of some dodgy site! Is just the result of me putting really big ugly fish into google images!

Link worked for me, a beaut you've found there Bitey

Am still feeling most for Barbie but at the same time totally amazed at her too. Looking forward to welcoming you back soon. but in a very violent and gay way

I am quietly mekulling away on 8DPO now, I managed to conjour up some pretty convincing (to me) symptoms yesterday, but in spite of continual prodding and squeezing, can't really elicit much tenderness from the old boobies. I know this is most people's givaway so was hoping they would be hurting by now No nausea either, bah, my body is not playing the game.

Have you looked at arials boob page yet truff? Seems everyone is different, I had no discernible difference in my boobs at all but did get electric/ fizzy feeling nips a good three or four weeks in.

I thought it was a self-portrait!

Personally I don't think we hear enough about mackerel.

I will admit I do look better with make up on!

Unfortunately (for my poor overthinking TTCers brain) I have just peered in at Rie's BOOBS thread and am now thinking, 'well, not everyone's boobs are sore. In fact TheLovelyLozz specifically said hers weren't very sore, could still be diffed'

I think the bloke who inhabits the office opposite me might be a little concerned about me having my hands down the top of my dress at various points througout the day

Truffs! He might do you for sechshooal harrassment.

I cannot see the PornFish either. What sort of fish was it? I do like fish.

Barbie you really are fucking fantastic. That is all.

Apart from the fact that I can't see the fish either.

Also; I did get the too-early PMT buzzwam soreness but I've had that before and it's just been an extra-large droid pending. So I thought nothing of it. And this is exactly why ttc is so fucking infuriating.

Nevertheless, I shall join you all in staring at Rie 's boobs.

Trumpkin the reason I started the Boobs thread was that I read yesterday a webpage which asserted most emphatically that any nork hurtiness before droid is due is most definitely droidal pain, whereas pregnant boobs only start hurting after you are already late for your period. Don't quite know how that works and it was probably written by a man. The reason I would prefer not to believe it is because mine are bloody agonising with what I would normally say would be about 6-7 days to go yet. Which would mean my Welsh shagathon hasn't worked - I would prefer not to think about that yet. I was looking forward to calling the child Dafydd/Dewi/Davina/Non. Well maybe. I used to get very hurty boobs for even 2 weeks before droid but haven't had that for a long time. Though apparently it is also a good sign of lots of progesterone and therefore a good indicator of ovulation.

SO CONFUSING

Rie lovely I think this proves beyond all doubt that...

...the internet is full of fucking useless contradictory information. Bastard internet.

Now why has nobody told me what the fish is yet???? This is important information.

I don't what fish he is boots but him UGLY!

Ah Rie that is the very first name you called me when I apepared on the BESH fred as a compliant newb I am also ignoring any kind of reference to the level of nork-pain being directly proprtionate to the likelihood of diffedness (another thread I am on) as I have none, nada, not a snifter and am refusing to accept that just yet.

Rie if we are both diffed this month, we can start a thread about how one of us had very hurty boobs before droid was even due and the other had no boob pain whatso-flaming-ever and ner ner

In other menkul news, I had a very odd nights' sleep or lack thereof last night, only punctuated by strange dreams where I was pushing my pram, spending lovely child-filled days with my SiL (her 2 are loons and she lives 100 miles away so wouldn't be a regular occurence!) and one where I declared the news of my diffedness with TGB by wrapping a used pee stick in red ribbon and putting it in his valentine's card. I think I've finally tipped over the edge of amusing mekul into the wild sea of fuckwittery.

On the subject of norks - about 9DPO I had an orgasm when jb touched my nip. For the following 8 months nada. They went up one cup size and that was due to general weight-gain rather than Bazinga style comedy-norks. So whilst my norks didn't hurt or grow immensely I most do definitely have a real live baybee.

I am watching the menkul with interest!

rierie I'd love to call the wean Dewi - but it won't wash. :(

I can't even see the fish on my home computer!

Pony mine have not expanded at all. Tis a bloody swiz I tell thee. I have come to the conclusion that all books and websites on 'typical symptoms everyone has' are in fact total bollocks. Not one of them mentions evil farts of doom or belching that terrifies the cat.

Thus I shall keep watching the WOOFLers with interest

Ha ha, my BiL is a Daffyd! Funnily enough he doesn't go by that name normally (at my sister's wedding there were several snorts as he had to say his name during the vows, including a little chuckle from her!)

Pony I am hoping for minimal boob growth when I am eventually diffed as mine are ridiculously large and any bigger, it would look like I was carrying posh triplets, each with their own bump. Either that, or I'd resemble Kerry Katona when she went on the telly with her corsetted enormo-diff norks, which doesn't really match up to my Isabella Oliver fantasy preggo self.

I am 10 DPO. Boobs hurt a bit. But sometimes they are agony & other months no pain. There is no logic to this lark! I have The Rage. Have just had stupid row with MS for no reason other than he never puts things away and it drives me insane.

I mostly hate having my nips touched. It makes me want to punch people. And small child is always trying to fucking play with them. MrBoo has given up. He thinks it's his birthday when I let him touch them. :o

Wierdly though, bfing has always been fine.

I am trying to understand the piss strips that Sprockette sent me to predict ovulation. I don't get it. She did tell me what to do but I've forgotten. Can anyone enlighten me as to what it all means?

Oh and can someone post that fish on their profile? :o I wouldn't care, but because I'm not allowed to see it, naturally I now have a burning desire to.

Me too, Boo

Piss sticks should be used twice a day, morning and after work, if they are ebay cheapies you may wish to PIAP rather than try and actually hit the stick. Soak for 10 seconds or so and bob's your proverbial.

Two strong lines = SWI like mad. One line plus hint of a tint line = SWI in advance. One line + bugger all - night off.

When they hit the peak you are 24/48 hours off ovulation and thus this is peak shaggage time.

I don't want to SWI ever again. On account of my husband being such a nobber

What's he done now Ramekin? D'you want us to deck him, BESH stylee?

Ta for the info Boots. Will do one in the morning. Am CD5 - does that sound ok?

so will be CD6 tomorrow of course.

Hope Molette is recovering well.

BB - I am so sorry. I missed a day and there you are... poo bum shit rubbish crap. I hope Ken is on care/cake duty.

As for the fish, it is forbidden to me too...

Hello Brownie hows you?

I has found the instructions and the pisss sticks have lost their mystery :o