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30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

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PrincessBoo · 24/01/2011 20:23

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

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Truffkin · 08/02/2011 13:25

I mustard mitt to wanting an omelette lots of times when watching G&S. I also very much enjoyed the barry stag do that Uncle Bryn organised for Gavin. (also my Dad is called Bryn)

HighPriestessBoo · 08/02/2011 13:28

Aries I am obviously picturing you in that farmhouse already.

HighPriestessBoo · 08/02/2011 13:43

Bollocks I've killed the fred. I'm off for a bath then. Breathing is still a problem.

AlpinePony · 08/02/2011 13:44

boo Share away - 'tis very funny! Grin

aries I fear we've made a schoolboy error and lent our box-sets to someone and I can't remember who. :( I'll get all Nessa on them if they're not careful!

AlpinePony · 08/02/2011 13:59

Well you know how I said this morning that possibly boo knows my friend or at least MrBoo might know her. Well... a casual bit of twitter stalking reveals that my friend not only knows MrBoo but fancies him something rotten and visits his workplace on a regular basis! ShockGrin 'Tis a small world indeed and the power of ESH reveals all!

Ariesgirl · 08/02/2011 14:09

Any previous differs had shooting pains in their arse when they got their win? Or should I get myself to A&E? Grin

AlpinePony · 08/02/2011 14:21
Ivegotmrbitey · 08/02/2011 14:41

Grin @ dirty mind twin ski

ahem, I haz also put my facebook link on my profile page to ensnare BESHes.

Also in claim to fame, the FDH's sister went to school with Joanna Paige and says she was vay nice. I agree she was the weakest link in G&S though.

HighPriestessBoo · 08/02/2011 14:46

She and Gav were the Claudio and Hero to Nessa and Smithy's Beatrice and Benedick.

I'm going to bed for a bit. I am pig sick of being ill, I actually want to do some housework.

HighPriestessBoo · 08/02/2011 14:48

Shotting pains in the arse Rie? A and E fer sure.

Ariesgirl · 08/02/2011 15:16

Nonsense ! Everyone knows it's either a) piles or b) something egg related. Besides it's stopped now.

Ariesgirl · 08/02/2011 15:18

Our lovely, lovely Barbs is having a very bad day. Please send some loving vibes and warmth :(

Ivegotmrbitey · 08/02/2011 15:23

Piles iz a symptom. Just saying.

HighPriestessBoo · 08/02/2011 16:34

:( at Barbs Sent all my love on t'other thread. I am :( and Angry and remembering how it feels too. Snot fair. That is all.

Truffkin · 08/02/2011 17:07

I have also made my first ever foray into the deli to send love to Barbie am so, so, so sad for her and Mr Beaver. This baby shiz sure is evil sometimes.

starnosemole · 08/02/2011 19:22

Sad Sad Sad bbq thinking of you and your hub tonight x

fishandlilacs · 08/02/2011 20:37

barbie thinking of you tonight lovely. Much love to you and yours tonight.

InTheSunshine · 08/02/2011 21:18

Hey BESHers. What a shit day for our Barbie Sad Sad

milanomum · 08/02/2011 21:27

:( so, so sorry for Barbie

AlpinePony · 09/02/2011 09:09

So sorry Barbie. :( I've been cleaning out the cupboards and I've found some pepper flavoured vodka I think I bought in 2007 at heathrow - impulse purchase or what? Confused Chin chin.

HighPriestessBoo · 09/02/2011 09:23

That should see off the last of my lurgy.

I think I have made a new friend Ski. Have been corresponding with your mate on twitter! I love all that 6 degrees of separation stuff.:o

Right then, there's a very neglected house that needs my attention, not to mention smallchild.

BarbiesBeaver · 09/02/2011 10:58

Hello you lot. Thanks for all the lovely messages and good thoughts. Hopefully I'll be back on the fertility shiz soon (maybe after skipping a month) so will be back in here then. Make sure you keep a good healthy level of lesbo erotiviolence and fish based slapping while I get my head together.

owlbooty · 09/02/2011 11:40

Barbs I have a full truckload of kippers right here and waiting for you when you get back.

Huge and exceptionally violent hugs x

Ivegotmrbitey · 09/02/2011 12:14
milanomum · 09/02/2011 12:45

biteme my computer says that's forbidden. Now I'm really curious.

Barbie you are fucking incredible. That's all.

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