30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

Gaaah I think I am ovulating early! Nooooo! Have detected some snot, can never normally find any so this is an event in itself. Decided/agreed to put the dicator away for a couple of months so sneaked in a sneaky opk just now. It is almost positive. Had not planned the four day fest till the weekend. have sneakily agreed to visit the boyfriend tomorrow night though. Without admitting that I have not in fact given up the science like I said I would. Please send some Beshmagic my way :)

We planned to watch that when we saw it advertised but forgot it was on and instead I faffed about on FB whilst TGB watched Question of Sport. He has now realised that the first episode of 'American Apprentice' is disappearing from iplayer tonight so he's got that on now. He just likes to look at Donald Trump's croissant head and listen to his shouty voice.

I don't know any BESH in real life either Rie but have become FB friend with a few out of nosiness DHBness recently. I shall put a link to my FB page on my profile so any BESH can befriend me if wished. (I desperately wanted to be friends with some of the PESH today when there was excitement in the deli, I think I may have made this face for a while in a sulk)

I've met cosmosis and carrots in real life. We went to a bar in Newcastle and ordered cocktails to see if we could get a rise (all ~6 months) - being Newcastle nobody batted an eyelid! And of course I went to uni with reggie. I suspect that boo and I have a mutual friend irl - or that husband-of-boo knows my friend (geeky interests).

I don't know anyone in rl either, but have some fb BESH friends, will look at howctruff does it and try the same so I can stalk you all cos I am nosy too

Do we really Alps? Who? I am mega intrigued!

oops nearly forgot

Is there a BESH group on FB or is that just an urban legend?

There is one apparently but I'm not in it either Truffs. Think the original BESH started it - and most of them don't 'know' us very well - they've all shared their ups and downs and most of them got diffed and of those that didn't most left when we were in Egypt as you know :( (That still makes me very sad - those ladies were sassy, funny and clever).

Good luck with the shaggage Kat

I do not really do the FB, I am on there but one step away from deleting myself due to FB fucking about with the privacy settings every 2 minutes. I did consider making a set of photos to go across the top of my page saying 'Mark Zuchenwhatsisface is a cock' but haven't got round to it yet.

Love the idea of Donald Trump having a croissant head.

I've sent you a mn PM boo.

truffs Apparently that group is as good as deid but a lot of us are FB friends. G'wan - make the jump!

Oh i forgot pony is friends on FB with on of my friends which is rather strange. 2 degrees of! separation, I kept mening to ask how you know her? (AD)

truffs going to attempt a FB stalk of you and track you down.

Oh I am friends with BESHes on FB. I'm not gonna lie to you
I meant, you know, in real RL!

Nice to see you ShowPony.

My boobs hurt, I mean really hurt. If this keeps up until the droid arrives I will be Most Upset

PS Please can every single last one of you BESHes send all you best, stickiest, most positive thoughts BB's way. She's worrying about her BOC.

Candle lit for bb- really really rooting for ya kiddo x

salad and I know someone who knows someone do we not? and head is friends with someone I went to school with Just wanted to get in on the chat- btw ski I knows who you are-I am footprints pic, can I be your fwend?

rocket I met her online when she was in Dubai - we both have potty-mouths and make inappropriate comments about boyz! I also love her art work and bought something years ago by a Canadian artist who could be her twin sister.

Aries Funny. I was looking at a photo of me last night about 18 months old clutching a bucket & spade at Barry Island by the wall where Nessa & Pregnant-lying-accidentally-on-purpose-pregnant-Stacey.

BB hang in there BOC!

FWEND me nosey.

Anyway - must dash. I haz left Bear with woman whose ovaries have probably been popping all morning. She wants another baybee - hubby says no. I fully expect to get to her house and her to open the door on the chain and say "nope, never heard of him. Brought him here this morning you say?".

ries Where they were all sitting on the wall at the end of the last series I mean.

Not a fan of Stace then? Everyone agrees she's the worst thing about G&S, the best of course being Uncle Bryn and Dave's Coaches. Did anyone spot Petey in The King's Speech?

oh yes moleyI had forgotten that too < sieve brain>

pony she does indeed have a potty mouth and is a very talented painter/illustrator. I had completely forgotten she lived in Dubai too.

Candle lit for BB here too, wishing very strong hanging on thoughts for Barbie's BOC.

Stacey was the least good thing about G&S for me too and the lying about TTC was the last straw WRT the character annoying me. On the other hand, Uncle Bryn was all kinds of genius and TGB's attempt at an impression of Nessa is always good for a laugh.

haha Aries We love Pete & Dawney - as in "you diseased DWARF" hissed in front of friends. Pete-Dawney-Puff-Daddy. JB will not rest until he finds out what happened on that camping trip. I was also a fan of Doris - but I gather she's now deid. :( I love the Smiffy in Uncle Bryn's gym one. In fact I loves them all and need to re-watch them all.

OH MY GOD DORIS IS DEAD! That's what I yelled when Mum told me the actress had died last week. Then I shouted "Oh! Dor!"

I'm dead funny.

Come round here and watch them. I have the triple box set.

PS get it right, Alps . Fishing trip not camping!

Pony did you get my message?! I really want to share that with the BESHes but I need your permission - I won't link or mention names, but I just wet myself laughing.

Doris is dead? Poor Dor.

So when can we all come and visit then Rie? Will my tent fit in your garden? :o

I'm afraid not Boo. It's the size of most people's bathrooms and is concrete.

I am urging you not to think of my abode as an idyllic Cornish cottage with a range and buoys in the garden. It's a damp pighole on a noisy main road. Oh and there's no garden. I hate to disappoint.