30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

"blue SHIT"?

Is that that caracais or wotevva it's called? Or actual blue shit?

It was left over from a part (honest) I think it's some cheapo version of WKD.... < runs off as doesn't think WKD is at all BESH)

Sunny I think if your poo has turned blue that a trip to the docs is in order. But please to go shit in the woods earth toilets like everyone else and not in the cauldron, unless it is essential part of some spelle? :o

I had green shit once after eating too much cheap (and green) candyfloss. Was like astro turf. TMI?
boo I is a fan of the festival but a complete tart as go to different one every year, went to secret garden party this summer- very very odd but fab! Festival free summer this year due to expected July laying but will be happy to take small child to beautiful days the following year. How bout you?
triff I am not sure about that cake. Here, let me taste

Boo my pooh is not blue oooh that rhymes!

Ah festivals.

My first Glastonbury was 1993, my last in 2004. I went to most in between but managed to miss the mudbath years by some fluke!

Beautiful days is my fave, been most years since it's inception, didn't go in 08 or 09 but managed it last year. It was good but it rained and MrB was a bit sulky.

My POOH is yellow. With a red shirt. Oh HAR HAR HAR HAR!

In other news, David Ferrer. I would. Not being at work today, I am at liberty to watch the tennis, which is nice.

I prefer a pencil drawn Pooh meself :o

D'you like festies Rie?

Astro-turf poo. I think that could be an actual syndrome bitey. I am also liking Festivals but tend to get a bit fed up with the earth toilets after day 2.

Am impressed with your Spidey antics and knowledge boo. Must make sure mini-trog is into Spidey too in order for the watching of Tobey Maguire several times as part of (ahem) "research".

Ferrer - nice arms rie. Big old Spanish arms. I prefer Nadal myself.

NADAL? He looks like a cartoon character. Remember Cities of Gold? Well...

Well I do like festivals, Boo, but sadly have never really had the opportunity for them. Am always working flat out in the summer. Am a bit folky at heart, and am not keen on mud. The one year we definitely decided to go to Glasters ('96 - the year I graduated ) was a year they didn't have it.

Ohh 2012 Beautiful Days ESH meet? You know my festival history boo but for others benefit.

Reading 89-93
Glasto - 91-99 then 2003 (took TB, was disaster as not really his thing and tent broke) Plus Sidmouth, Rock and Reggae and Green Gathering intermittently during the 90's
Big Chill 2004-2009
Beautiful Days 2007 (or was it 6 boo :S)
Sonar 2010 (doesnt really count imo as you don't camp and its really just a mahoosive rave)

As you can see festival choice has got a bit posher as I've got older :o Would love to go to Bestival one day but it's so bloody far away.

Rie I am folky too - one of my nicknames at Uni was 'folkwoman'. Am not keen on mud either though, muddy festies are mizz.

Inspired idea Sprockett, that would be ace :D

Yes it was 2007 btw Saladio as I was diffed with smallchild (who is 3 today incidentally :) ).

oh and Troglette Beautiful Days wins awards for good toilets so you have a no excuse for not joining us :o

What the hell have you been doing to this? Smells like cheap Tesco brandy to me. . Tastes better than you might suspect.

Oh and Ratty&Moley you have passed your hair disease onto me - all the colour keeps falling out. Surely the Dr. can give us some antibiotics or something for it?

I spent the whole evening cooking/hoovering/cleaning/dusting/washing up/hiding rubbish in drawers & cupboards in preperation for my parents visit. I am knackered. The house does actually look quite nice in comparison to the usual tramps nest it resembles.

Boobs tell me more of these festivals - I have been to Glastonbury, Reading, Big Love and Phoenix but would like to hear about others.

Happy Birthday SmallBoo! Spiderman eh, he has excellent taste.

Am there with bells on (and flowers in my hair naturally)
Am thinking the falafel stall situation at Beautiful Days is likely to be good too. Always an important consideration at any festival

by the way rie, what's the score in the tennis?

Latitude festival also nice.

Am at work so need a big swig of that Tesco brandy concoction

Massive snortage at astro-turf poo - thank fuck I am not in the office or indeed company of any kind today

I went to the Big Chill in 2009 too. I had clearly not got the hang of it as took camping stove, enough food to survive the weekend, sensible clothing and a decent bed thingy to sleep on. Everyone else got trollied and slept in the mud. Of course, on day 1 of the festival the cocking evil droid turned up. The toilets were so bad I boaked every time I ventured within a 50 yard radius of them. The year after I went to the Wood festival (quaint local Oxfordshire hippy thing) - they had fabulous composting toilets and a solar powered stage. The droid turned up again. Happy, happy festival droid.

Mmm, falafel.

Right you lot. I have to PIAP (like JIAP only not quite) and take it to the GP, I shall be back later (hands washed of course). Damn, my day is just full of excitement.

Also; curacao = wrong and bad. I have drunk that and sicked blue. Sicking blue is not good for the soul.

Murray's playing like an arse. He will lose.

A set down and about to be broken in the second.

PS Owly are you sure it wasn't the quantity of boue stuff you imbibed rather than the fact that it was blue?

BLUE FFS