30s TTC - The BESH thread at the end of WOOniverse.

[PrincessBoo]

Donne thy robes and come join the hagges round a crackling fire made of ye olde pee sticks, as we run around nekkid, high on snorted baybeedust, and do our straynge erotick rituals on the altar of ye inconstant moon.

Come one, come all as we cast spelles and do any Magick we can finde on our queste for an elusive win.

Bring thy gynne for yon cauldron and help thyself to a laddle, as we prepare the incantationnes...

• Lightning. FFS. Now It looks as though I am dying everyone's hair...

Sailor Jerrys is awesome stuff. Lovely with ginger beer and lots of lime.

trog my mum is currently recovering from a tummy tuck and is lighter than me for the first time ever. We are all going on holiday together soon(her, my sis and my niece) and I can't help thinking she is going to go all Shirley Valentine on us :o

btw that sounded wrong, she isn't lighter than me because of the tummy tuck, she lost the weight first and had it because there was a disproportionate over hang of skin left. Still think its a bit mad but whatever makes her happy I spose!

I've got a bottle of Swiss red wine, the obligatory half a bottle of ginger wine, a bottle of cassis (unopened), some cointreau (I use it to make crepe suzette) and about 10 litres of sloe gin.

I'm not soiling the slow gin by adding it to the cauldron. That would be blasphemous.

Boo I wish you would dye my hair, I haven't bothered for months and now it is half brown and half a different shade of brown. It looks like shite.

Slow gin? WTF? Am retardulent today.

Liking the sound of the cauldron and I have the house to myself tonight so may partake in a wee dram. I can contribute half a bottle of raspberry flavoured smirnoff,a bottle of brut Freixinet, an almost full bottle of Bushmills, 2 bottles of Sol and a can of Guinness (purchased for stew making) from the cupboard/fridge combo. You aren't getting your grubby mitts on the Baileys though. I also have wine but figured that's too bread and butter for the BESH.

Boo come on, if you're going to flounce you could at least make a meal of it to entertain us.

Talking of hair dye, I could do with topping mine up I think. I went a shade of dark red over the festive season and have grown to like it so may do that again. It's so depressing that after about 5 weeks I can see silvery little fuckers shining through. That's why I stopped having highlights, £120 a month in the hairdressers was simply ridonkulous.

Blinkin Nora- only went away for one night to salivate inform myself how exactly one might escape from a maximum security facility in the event my brother gets inconveniently stuck on death row for a crime he didn't commit, and feel about two weeks behind

(trogladon I didn't mean you were lame, I meant my attempt at name contortion was , please to not take offence- I'll show you my cleavage? and the rest)

Don't ask what I have been doing today. Just don't. Suffice to say it's very cold out there and I have been out in it. All day in fact. I wouldn't be surprised if I get pneumonia - make the most of me.

Boo my precious don't be mardy!! I know you started in - I just mentioned the gyne/gynae thing, tis all. No matter - gynne it is. Fancy some? Talking of alcohol, I am also deeply admiring of people who manage to keep it in their houses without drinking it all. We buy one bottle of wine at a time for that very reason, though there is some champagne left over from our wedding in there and also The Worst Drink In The World - half a bottle of Tesco Value brandy used for Christmas cake and mulled wine and to be honest, it's too shit even for that.

oooh Rie you must be cold to your bones, why don't you come on over here so I can warm you up? There's lovely

AdrianMole what a cute story from miniMole, no matter that you were round at Ronald's when she did it, just luxuriate in the fact that she chose your initial to recognise.

Didn't flounce, just went to have my dinner (lazy tonight, fish chips and peas) :o

Starnozzle Turn round a bit, I can't quite see...

We have champagne left over from our wedding too Rie, saving it for goodness knows when, we did open one bottle at Christmas. We also have about quarter of a bottle of Port - don't quite fancy it tonight though (symptom?).(Please someone stop me being so kerazy).

< Lights bonfire. Leads shivering Rie towards it and sits her on the pile of furs. Passes hot cup of... erm... whatever is in the cauldron>

Would love to dye the hair of all the BESHes but I can't promise that I won't dye your scapl, hairline and the tips of your ears as I usually do when I DIY, even if I do apply copious amounts of vaseline .

£120 a month for highlights? Wowee, is that average price for where you live Truffles? I pay about £40ish to get my t-section done - although admittedly I do pay mates rates as I have been loyal to the same hairdresser from her humble beginnings to her now salon owning days and she has now become a friend and she invited me to her wedding and she is having her first baby soon and I am allowed to go and see him for a cuddle and get my haircut while she is on materniy leave. Which is nice. So that's all about me and my hairdresser.

Lol at scapl. I am really fecking tired.

Right. I'm off to wrap smallchild's pressies, and someBESH'd better be here when I get back...

I always dye my ears too :(

Truffs I am confiscating that raspberry smirnoff and placing it under quarantine in this here freezer.

Rie Tesco brandy sounds fucking horrific. I bet it is rougher than a badger's arse. Can we burn things with it instead?

All done. Spiderman shizz to make a smallboy very happy wrapped and ready. I've got a bath running so I'll be off again soon.

In news of the 2WOOFL I am still feeling sick. But I ain't convinced about nuffink.

There really is bugger all on the telly isn't there? We don't have Sky and on freeview good stuff is scarce ce soir. Have ended up with The Good Wife.

I'm sky+ing How I Met your other, but I think it's a bit of an acquired taste- a bit like a relative who you look forwardto seeing cos you've known them for ages, but then when you do, you remember they're a bit annoying (though I do love Barney and all his works and deeds)
We're watching Justin Lee Collins in Japan- meh.
Is minipriestboo having a parteeee? Will there be jelly?
I was just being smug to myself about not having drunk for nearly 28 days, which would be four weeks, when I remembered shedded state of last weekend, and that I didn't start til the 3rd cos of the bank holiday..

We've got a bottle of absynthe lurking in the cupboard.....prob not wise to consume whilst bf'ing even if I have ESH tendencies!!!

As you were laydees.

Yes, on Sunday. Co-incidentally it's spiderman themed. What I don't know about the webbed wonder isn't worth knowing.

Right, KingBoo is demanding my lappie while I am in bath. Tsk. Doesn't he have any PS3 games to play? Pfft.

Laters, BESHlings

'Allo Silver. I see nuffink wrong with feeding absinthe to an infant but seeing as you're insisting, then thanks very much. We shall add it to the cauldron along with the Value Brandy

X- posted with Silv. I loves the absinthe me (see a few freds ago)

Value Brandy tastes best in coffee or hot choc at a festival I think. Anyone other BESHes festy goers? If so which ones?

I don't think we can afford one this year, but we shall see what transpires with the job and all that gubbins before we rule it our completely.

Ah I see the cauldron is brewing nicely with the addition of value brandy and absinthe (thanks Sylvia ) and as luck would have it, I found some miniature bottles of flavoured vodka in the sideboard when sorting out remaining Christmas chocolate this evening. I have toffee, mint and chilli flavour. I can only assume it was in one of those gift things you get from Boots during the festive season.

I am watching Got 2 Dance (recorded as TGB is out with his work mates tonight) and am concerned that I had a proper weep earlier at a little boy who got bullied at school because he went to dance lessons, but the judges all thought he was brilliant I am now watching the episode where the shortlisted acts find out if they have made it through to the live semi finals and am feeling a little teary eyed again, speshly at the youngsters. I need to HTFU big style.

P.S I have also made disgusting cake this evening (lots of chocolate and therefore calories gave it the name) and am happy to share with ma BESHes.

I WANT CAKE.

That is all.

Just make sure you have had training in the art of that there cake carrying malarkey, particularly when you iz diffed.