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if breast is best, then logically, bottle is second best?

213 replies

stitch · 25/06/2005 20:51

tee hee heee
[trouble maker icon]

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misdee · 25/06/2005 20:52
Grin
dinny · 25/06/2005 21:02

hilarious

Pruni · 25/06/2005 21:09

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aloha · 25/06/2005 21:13

Has this thing kicked off yet?

RTKangaMummy · 25/06/2005 21:14

I thought Gin & Tonic was 2nd best

That is what we were told

Formula comes way down the list doesn't it?

Pruni · 25/06/2005 21:15

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Gobbledigook · 25/06/2005 21:15

It's the devils food

morningpaper · 25/06/2005 21:15

Actually there is an official answer to this from the World Health Organisation which I think from memory is:

  1. Breast
  2. Expressed breastmilk
  3. Donated breastmilk
  4. Formula milk

So formula is officially fourth 'best'.

RTKangaMummy · 25/06/2005 21:16

I thought Gin was the Mother's little friend

Wasn't that what that meant?????

happymerryberries · 25/06/2005 21:16

threads like this are just so much fun for the people who are struggling with the feelings they have when b/f isn't working.
what next, 'you are poor because you don't work hard enough?' That has a similar leval of compassion

Gobbledigook · 25/06/2005 21:16

Oh my poor babies

RTKangaMummy · 25/06/2005 21:17

Wot about GIN????????????/

Pruni · 25/06/2005 21:17

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Gobbledigook · 25/06/2005 21:18

true hmb - good point - some people might not see this in the lighthearted way it's meant

Pruni · 25/06/2005 21:18

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QueenOfQuotes · 25/06/2005 21:18

but you've got to admit HMB - that 2nd best isn't such a bad thing...........

stitch · 25/06/2005 21:18

my personal fav is vodka! though i had an aunt who swore by a teaspoon of brandy for all sorts of health problems in her babies.
treated colic wonderfully apparently!

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dinny · 25/06/2005 21:19

exactly, HMB.

crunchie · 25/06/2005 21:19

hmb I uderstadyou feelings, but it is a JOKE

QueenOfQuotes · 25/06/2005 21:19

And anyhow - I always thought Whisky was 2nd best - not Gin - Gin's about 5th on the list I though

stitch · 25/06/2005 21:19

teehheee.
i am such a trouble maker.
[very pleased with myself emoticon]

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spod · 25/06/2005 21:19

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morningpaper · 25/06/2005 21:20

hehe when my daughter was young just about ALL the old ladies at church took me to one side and recommended a tablespoon of brandy before bed...

QueenOfQuotes · 25/06/2005 21:21

well in that case spod we'd better stop the WHO's campaign that says "Breast is Best"..........

RTKangaMummy · 25/06/2005 21:21

DEFFO BRILL stitch

IIRC voddy does not smell on the breath so therefore perhaps voddy would be better for baby esp when MIL is coming round for afternoon tea

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