Due April 2009: Episode 16 - BB's magical cervix dust prevents birthing. But Barbarellys Babies are here !

[SmuttyNuttyTaff]

here, that was close

hiya baby and other welcomers.

Yep 1st babies so quite scared overwhelmed and excited.

The baby list...
20 Feb: Glaskham: DS, DD, + RUBY MARIE, 4lb 3oz

Still yet to hatch...
29 Mar : WhatFreshHell, DS 2.4 born on Easter Sunday
30 Mar : BabyBolat: 1st timer
01 Apr : Rachelinscotland: DD 3 years, and DS 2 years in March
01 Apr : Juwesm: 1st timer
01 Apr : Chickenbalti: DS 4 years DD 17 months
02 Apr : BoffinMum: BOY! dd(21) ds(10) ds(7)
02 Apr : MathsMummy27: GIRL! DD 3 years
03 Apr : skiingone: DC1
03 Apr : purlease: 1 m/c, 1 DD 3 years
03 Apr : Kalikaroo: SURPRISE! (28), 1st timer, lives in Scandinavia (but too shy to say where!)
04 Apr : Bleuravin
04 Apr : Bumpalump
04 Apr : babypringle: 1 DS 2yrs 1 month
06 Apr : ToastnHoney: first timer
06 Apr : Mummyontherun: DD 22 months
07 Apr : Picklelala
08 Apr : LuLuBai: 1 DD born 02 Apr 07
09 Apr : Oddeyes (30): GIRL! DS 17 mths, 1 mc. London
09 Apr : Barbarella: 1st timer, TRIPLETS
10 Apr : hopeful1
11 Apr : mrsfossil: 1 DS 6.5
11 Apr : Bubbaluv: 1 DS 1yo
11 Apr : SpringySunshine: BOY! 1st timer.
12 Apr : Brettgirl, 1st timer
12 Apr : Mumblemumhome4lunch (37, Swindon): DS will be 4 on 11th April, DD 2yrs and 1month
13 Apr : Dungungirl(30): BOY! 1 m/c, DS 4 years
14 Apr : AuldAlliance: DS3.8 BOY!
14 Apr : Woody2shoes: Second DS
15 Apr : claireykitten: GIRL! DS 12 months
15 Apr : electra
15 Apr : Sarahmum: DS 10yrs
16 Apr : tristaleejac(25): 1 ds, 3 years
17 Apr : Surprisenumber3(32): DS1 9 DSS 9 DS2 5 GIRL!
18 Apr : gingersarah: 1st baby
18 Apr : Lauren61
18 Apr : salbysea: (28) 1st timer
19 Apr : Kittycatisgettingfat (29) 1st timer
20 Apr : KazKiss - Twins (BOY/GIRL)
21 Apr : B52s: DS will be 2 and a quarter
21 Apr : Staryeyed
21 Apr : Schulte
22 Apr : PuzzleRocks: DD 21mths GIRL!
22 Apr : soon2befamilyof4 DD 13 months.
23 Apr : FatandFedup DC3
24 Apr : conkertree (27): DS 17 months
24 Apr : Bronze (Gawain) - 4th DC
24 Apr : Frekkles
25 Apr : Swaliswan: DD 17 months
27 Apr : Bicnod
27 Apr : Carameli
27 Apr : ilovesummer 3rd dc
27 Apr : purplemonkeydishwasher DS 3yo
30 Apr : Nutty Taff (27) DD nearly 5 GIRL!

A well known shop?

Mark and Spencer?
Hennes and Mauritz (bit fancy).
Abercrombie and Fitch (really strange)

Ha Ju,

I have no idea what you mean , I am positive pillar of decoram.

Kazz -

Walter & Rose?
Cost Cutter ?

Ah I knew that would get you guessing....

I dont know what you mean by hennes and mauritz being to fancy are you saying I am not posh enough for such names. Must discuss those sugesstions with hubby.

ahhh well as you were all so close I thought I would announce...... Aldi and Netto....

H&M names fancy as opposed to shop.
Abercrombie and Fitch is really quite Medway though!

Pri Mark?

DIckens and Jones?

Laura and Ashley!! (forgot one of each!)

DH is home and, would you believe, the cheek of him, wants to use the computer!! This is what happens when you turn the office into a nursery and pack away the other PC.

Juw - your DH needs to learn his place now you have found mumsnet! that sort of behaviour is just not acceptable!!!!

Ashley can be a boys name too can't it?

Definitely. I think we have it!

I think so too!!

Am safe for now. He's gone upstairs, possibly to find his cervix.

New thread

I go out for a day and look what happens

Think everyones going to pop early apart from me but that might also be becaus eI have had serious words with this one and its not allowed out until after the easter holidays.

Perineum massage I did the first two times and havent torn despite big babies. I prefer to think its that and that I'm stretchy rather than just a bucket.

Springy, did they test you for an infection. If they didn't nag your mw cos its sounds so like you have one. Especially with worse contractions with weeing

Crabtree & Evelyn

John Lewis (John & Louise)

Florence & Fred

Rigby & Peller

Army & Navy

Holland & Barrett

B & Q

Ooh, I like Rigby and Peller. I can't afford to send them to the private school they so clearly belong in though.

need to go eat food and attempt to be sociable brb ......

Fortnum and Mason?
Harvey Nicols? COuld work just

Is it wrong to have bowl of crunchy nut cornflakes as a pre-dinner snack?

Yeah - plenty of boys called Ashley. Used to fancy one years ago. Laura & Ashley sounds feasible.

So Bronze what's your tried and tested perineal massage technique then?

Juw - tis fine and OMG I really want some now... Just had some toast and not nearly satisfied! DH doesn't know what time he will be home so may end up stuffing my face and then not able to eat dinner or sat here starving until he comes home....

I had but a small bowl, to ease myself in.

Found this on perineum massage

BB I am ravenous too. DH is theoretically supposed to be home by 8 so I figured I would wait for him to get home before eating. Got myself an apple to gnaw on so that I wouldn't pick at DDs food. She's swiped the apple and is leaving me eyeing up her Spanish omelette and brocolli. Must resist!

Have seen some sample birth plans on t'Internet where the woman has said 'I would prefer to tear than to have an episiotomy'. Can anyone explain why this would be? In my head, nice neat surgical cut preferable to nasty jagged tear. Obviously, no-one here will have any tears or epis as we will all be expert perineal masseuses (????sp).

Well, good article LuLu, but there is no way I am getting both thumbs in there simultaneously! Around the bump? Impossible.