Due in November 08: Missing - 2 feet, last seen somewhere under bump in late August. If found, please massage and trim toenails before returning.

[ruthosaurus]

Hi ladies, new thread as we seem to have outgrown the old one!

"October are popping like peas........our turn next for cute and dimpled knees"

too much, isn't it? in fact positively barf-a-rama

and apparently we should all be diggin...tis our sedentary lifestyle that is responsible for the rise in back to back and breech labours. Manual work makes for optimum baby positioning.....

...so get on tha hands and knees and start srubbing those steps, lass

I like it Daisy!

xx

Daisy wins the title contest!!!

Manual labour, Lacks, are you sure? It sounds like hard work by any other name to me.

Any takers for:

"Gosh, don't we wish we'd bothered doing those pelvic floor exercise thingies earlier on?"

"It's not a contraction, it's a very naughty baby"

"They're under starter's orders and all bets are off - apart from the sweepstake, obviously"

"Time to line the car seat with sheet plastic in anticipation"

(Go away, Saurus, you're supposed to be making a risotto)

Bugger, cross post - denied! Dais takes the title!

love the thread titles!

Does spending lots of time on all fours looking for duplo under the sofa count as manual labour??

Message to hanaflower go to www.nappyvalley.co.uk and click on all items, there is a rear facing pram/pushchair that folds flat in good condition for only £50.......bargain if ever i saw one that should pacify your mum!!!

Just ben texting obs she is having serioud BH and says that next to her baby bump she has another bump that the MW says is the head - Obs likened it to a gala melon she seems in good spirits although I am sure she is fed up...Passed our regards onto her........

Love all titles - lacks your one is deffo barft city!!!

LONDONLADIESWOTTEA - URGENT

Read the thread please

rutho,I like some of your titles, but nothing with naughty babies in please........we got a real slating for something similar when I was pregnant with DD and eventually killed the thread as we got dog's abuse. People get very shirky about suggesting babies are bad around here!

I think mine need modifying to "October are popping like peas....soon it'll be us mooing on our knees" Much less cheesy

Step This Way one and all

you know, I just thought that it's going to be pretty quiet round her tomorrow as you convene in a quaint little tea shoppe