Due in June........Shit, a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I forgot to cross my legs!!!

[Daisybump]

I thought this was the funniest

Its realising you have leaked through the pads when in public. They used to take the piss out of me at my baby group with HV as I used to pack a huge bag of stuff for changing, including a T-shirt change for me too, as I never knew if I'd leak or DD would vomit all over me!

DKMA! You sound like a nightmare baby!

You know what they say.....
What goes around ....... comes around!
I bet I have a right dirty little bugger!

Innocent - why are poos when fully weaned worse? Seansgirl?

And daisy - it was you way back in Nov/Dec that said you had a 'very pukey baby', which opened my eyes a bit!

This is all getting too much for my poor weak blabber....I'm off to finish my pram blanket...in lovely cream cashmere which needs to be handwashed.....WTF was I thinking...would be better in orange nylon

I mean bladder

I know Daisy, but at least its easier than loping your norks out again and sitting around for 30-40mins! God I'm such a model Mother!

Daisy LOL you dafty! Handwash??????

doggus...then they really stink and do have bits of carrot and sweetcorn in them...and they have this sticky quality that beggars belief.....

I can't keep up......

Doggus well, once they are eating proper food (just like mum and dad) they have proper poss just like mum and dad IYSWIM! Its a great incentive to potty train believe me!

Poss? poos!!!!

I think I'd better do something like empty the dishwasher before DH comes back, instaed of being an idle cow.........

Nah don't bother seansgirl. Housework is for the weak!

To get back to reality.......how do Vertbaudet sizes work? holly?.....is 2YR up to 2YR etc....ie should I get 6YR for a 5YR old???

Someone once told me that milk poos smell like strawberries - WTF!! Obviously had problems with sinuses...

At least breast is better than bottle poos - YUCK!

Then there is also the teething poo...

(smells of vinegar and something else horrid that I can't even define)

Think it is up to 2 yrs Daisy.

didn't notice anyhitng different with DS when he was teething....but, he has a good healthy bowel and I used to get four poos a day...even on bottles and beyond....still didn't get him potty trained till nearly three....that's a lot of pooey nappies!!

I don't know what Holly would say on the sizes Daisy, but I find them very small, and usually add 2 years on. All french clothes that MIL brings over with her are small too.

Surfin on some other threads and saw this
and thought 'what a fuckin nobbish thing to talk about' Much rather talk shit!

I would get 6 yrs daisy. My dd wears vertbaudet 2 yrs and normally (Next, M&S) she is only 12-18 or 18-24 months. They come up small, esp if your ds is tall.

Interesting product ! Just get your norks out ffs, no-one gives a shit and if they do tell them to piss off!!

Has the Tourettes Fairy been by then?

Have just had to skim through thousands of messages to try and catch up. Knew it was a mistake to go back to work this week. Too late to post all the things that came to mind as I was reading. Did make the mistake of mentioning to DH about the oral prostaglandins - FUCK, what have I let myself in for?

H&A - that product should come with a sufocation (sp?) warning.
Or entitled 'how to give your child claustrophobia' (again sp?)

That is well knobby dkma! Who gives a shit? That has to be the most boring subject to have a thread about!

I know! It should also come with a "made from fabric just like your granny's curtains" warning too!