Due in June........Shit, a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I forgot to cross my legs!!!

[Daisybump]

I thought this was the funniest

We just can't seem to drag ourselves above the level of the gutter, can we?

Shit Shit Shit! I missed the change over again

But obviously shits out orange...

Yep Foxy - that and trying to get as many sweary words in as poss...

Yes, but what I could never understand why does baby sick (breast milk) always stain your clothes?

Fucking great!

shit, fuck, bollocks, wank, bugger, twat (can't bear to use the c word)! There it's out of my system!!

Oh and twunt!!

and your cushions....and your sofa....and the bedroom carpet...and the wallpaper....shit that stuff gets everywhere

Bibs! I forgot about bibs with orange stains Holly! Yuk! And if you have a dribbly baby like DD was you need smarter bibs to keep tops dry so don't have to change every 5 mins!

That'll be cunt holly. I'll say it for you. I'm grumpy so I don't mind. twuntingfuckingbollox

Oh God. I don't like the sound of this baby shit business. Whay can't they do neat little rabbit pellets? As for orange, words fail me. I can see I am going to have to buy more vests...

you need those fucking bibs with that fucking plastic backing, but I haven't bastard-well found any of the sodding things yet. bollocks.

You're right Daisy - all over the fucking place....... the sofa always got it worst and my lovely throw on my bed has never looked the same .

Do you think it would stain a leather sofa?

Foxy, you said the C word. Has a bolt of lightning come down yet?

My DS was beyond bibs.....he was so sicky that he spent his first nine months tied in a muslin square.....and he could projectile vomit four feet across the room...apparently DH was just the same

I find if I don't feed my children any fruit or veg I get those nice clean rabbit-type poos. Highly recommend it until they are out of nappies.

Well done foxy! I couldn't do it. I fucking hate that word and only reserve it for the worst occasions!

And even if you can get the stain out, the smell NEVER goes away. Mmmmn sour milk [blah emoticon]

LOL Holly - nice tourettes (sorry - VERY un-pc of me - maybe I should stick to swearing)

Foxy, I think I have finally found someone who swears as much as me!

Hows the decorating Foxy?

Nope, still here

aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh .....................

Yes to the leather sofa seansgirl.....we need a new sofa, but have decided to wait until after the posseting stage is over...then w'll get the chocolate brown leather...so it doesn't show up the chocolate, ha ha

Even better Foxy!!!

decorating starts tomorrow. arse.

Leather sofas are ace, you can batter them and they look better, and they (mostly) wipe clean