Due in June........Shit, a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I forgot to cross my legs!!!

[Daisybump]

I thought this was the funniest

Shit DKMA....do we have to tell you again....arse is the thing you sit on...elbow you use to poke DH when he snores.....

LOL fuck off you fuckers!
Feelin a bit sweary now after the tellin off!

lol daisy
blardy good holly

oh I like this
[takes a seat for a while]

PMSL Holly.....there's always one smartarse isn't there?

posted just as the swearing began...whats that about?

OOOOH we have an audience......but unfortunately DS still needs his bath....wanders off muttering to herself....bad parent, bad parent...

someone told us off for having shit in our title....

hey, my brain is obviously not getting enough blood flow - think its all going to my massive norks now!!??

Oooh - I like that excuse - do you mind if I borrow it???

My blood is going to my massive arse!!

Thank you everyone for the words of hope re my arsey mood, glad it is not just me.

Vests? Do you mean T shirts? The only thing I have bought is all in one suit jobbies - are they crap? Am I allowed to say crap?

Think my blood is being constricted by the amount of cellulite I've developed...

I mean all in ones when I say vests. Baby poo is really runny and sometimes goes up the back of the vests, sometimes as far as the hair!! It's very explosive baby poo!!

LOL - think if you can say fuck, crap is okay!

All in ones good, vests good too! esp in summer when it's hot and it will probably be what they sleep in.

Vests are things with buttons at the bottom, but no legs. They come with short, none, or long sleeves. Useful as clothes tend to ride up on babies due to them lying on their backs a lot, so button vests keep their little tummy warm (and most of the shit away from the rest of their clothes).

I too had no idea about vests first time round - but soon learnt as Ella was born in Jan and we lived in a flat with victorian heating...

Doh! Told you about the blood constriction! I was thinking on all in ones as baby gros...

DS was born in May, and he lived in the little shortie baygros without feet for the summer...they look really cute....

Quick bath, huh?....it actually became a quick swipe with a wet flannel and he can shower in the morning!!

Why does baby poo (or crap or shit...whatever!!) stain orange.....wtf is going on there then??

Is this mystery in the same vein as always vomiting carrots and corn - even if they haven't been eaten for years? Maybe that's what the appendix are for - to store carrots, corn and baby poo??

And baby food! No matter what pureed veggies you lovingly prepare it always stains the bibs orange!

the appendix must be liberally filled with vile orange dye then as well.....goes in milky white....comes out vibrant orange...and smelling strangely of popcorn...(at least DS's did)

Ooooh there you go, there's the corn again!!

even the green stuff, LOL

Yep, even spinach and peas!

we talking poo again this evening?

Strangely though, not milk (breast or bottle) - that always comes up cream and curdled