Due in June - am I unreasonable to expect the nanny to give birth for me?

[hollyandalice]

Chicks???

Holly i thought you were ghettostar on ebay, no?? my listing is still there don't know what is going on
i'm happy to go with any of the title threads like the sneeze one best though.

I've never had a listing taken off for this before derlor, so I didn't even think about it. I suppose the manufacturers are quite keen for people not to sell them on ebay so are being strict about the use of their photos. I don't know why yours is still there, maybe they missed it!

we've used stock photos many times before for dvd's etc never had any problems - think they are just being arsey - watch mine being removed with mins to go.........

The sneeze one gets my vote too...that should get people laughing and surely no-one can find that offensive?

How much is your bag selling for Derlor?

this is my listing here was this the same photo you used - loads of these photos still being used tonight??!?!?!?!?!?!?

Hello! Quick post as am in the middle of stuff but EPO gets my vote for thread title!

Lovng all the photos - blimey, so many glam women and gorgeous children. May post a pic, but I won't be in a catsuit and then my whole image will cascade down around my feet...

Have a nice evening. Have my NCT couples night tonight... wish me luck!

ooohhhh that sounds exciting catsuitgirl - enjoy wonder if they'll demonstrate perineal massage

I dare you to ask about the EPO story.....

Dp is a lazy fecker! I thought he was going to make dinner for me, but no, he has gone to the pub! So there's me peeling potatoes and burning my thumb on the oven! Git!!

Yes, it's the same pic derlor! Hopefully yours won't get removed!

Have a lovely time catsuitgirl. Hope they don't show you any scary implements or make you brush your nipps!

I hope your not making anything for him Holly....

My tea was lovely...if a but on the undercooked side...obviously all the timings confused DH too....so I had very crunchy potato gratin with my slightly soggy salmon fishcakes....

Hiya!

Dumb question alert..........
What is EPO?

Evening Primrose Oil! I found a website that recommends massaging it on your cervix! Interesting concept (and no I have no idea how you would go about massaging your cervix!).

Oh yah I rememmber now!

Evening primrose oil.
Think we should save the oral prostaglandins for a few weeks time, love that though.

I'm leaning towards the nipple brushing myself.

Or what about: Due in June, don't forget to pack the prunes

You really don't know your arse from your elbow.....do you???

DH and I have been giving a bit of thought to how you actually manage to do it...wait for the capsules to dissolve and then do pelvic floor exercises? smear it onto the end of your rampant rabbit?....How?

I keep telling you that my name is well suited!!
And once this baby comes out I really wont know MAFMElbow!

I hope that didn't sound mean, DKMA.....

All you need to remember is that the nappies go on the arse!!

PMSL Daisy.

I am SO jealous of you both with your Anya Hindmarch bags - hope you make loads, and it serves me right for preferring to roll over and kip this morning. She is my fave bag designer, dh bought me one of hers as an early wooing present (hasn't happened since!) and it's gorgeous and also not one of those silly It Girl bags that go out of fashion immediately.

I have another 'doh' first time mum question - I have been 'reet mardy' (good Northern expression for you there), impatient and bad tempered and PMT-like for the last month or so. After the bub pops out (got a lovely vision there of me shooting the poor thing across the room like a pingpong ball in a Thai brothel), will I feel more like me immediately? Or are your hormones still completely twatted? When am I going to be normal again?

Never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

not that I'm trying to sacare you or anything.....actually it can take a week or so for it all to sink in and the baby blues to pass (if you get them) and to get into a routine...and you will find that your LO is the only thing you can talk about for ...oh...several months, then

.....by the time they start answering back you'll be glad to abandon them with whoever is foolish enough to volunteer

Daisy - I think I will be a single mother if I keep up with the mardiness!

Been there Doggus....it's only been a few weeks since I stopped throwing things at my poor DH!!!!

Right, new thread.....can I use Holly's sneeze, please?????

Sneeze gets thumbs up from me. I have just bought some kind of pelvic toner thing in readiness....