Due in June - am I unreasonable to expect the nanny to give birth for me?

[hollyandalice]

Chicks???

But which nanny? The day nanny or the evening nanny?

Well they share - having two sets would be an extravangance

C'mon Katy, there's a queue building here you know!

When's your due date?

katy we ALL want to be first i think!!
when are you due?

I'm due on Monday but according to my mum I'll have him before then, because making her wait until then would just be too cruel (and she was only semi joking - she actually said "see what you can do"!!!)

Wafting cervix dilating vibes your way katy! Hope you don't have to wait too long!

Bless you foxy, lad the little girl found her mummy! Haven't had any of those moments yet with dd, but can see one happening any day, she is always running away from me! I can see myself becoming hysterical!

oh how exciting please drop in and tell us how you got on....... fingers crossed for the weekend for you x

I am obv glad, not lad!! Damn typos!

holly meant to say before thread got changed - HV's visiting prior to birth is new - i'm still waiting to see mine by the way......!!!

Whatever you do, don't lose her in Toys'R'Us...my nephew got separated from us in there and the staff were reluctant to say the least to help...they didn't want to put out an announcement. We eventually (after 10 frantic minutes) found him standing in a corner at the back of the shop howling....and the staff and other customers were just ignoring him...my sis was very very to say the least....and she didn;t even get an apology from the store manager

Stats List....

Nattyandthomasbump ? 01/06/07
Derlor - 04/06/07
Lilkel ? 06/06/07
Twinkle5- 08/06/07
Kiwinat ? 08/06/07
Tallulahbelle ? 08/06/07
nikie1 - 09/06/07
kellogs 09/06/07
Daisybump ? 10/06/07
Sleepychunky ? 10/06/07
K1K2 ? 10/06/07
Cocobear ? 11/06/07
Babymonster ? 11/06/07
Trace2 - 12/06/07
Badzelda ? 15/06/07
Smilingkiwi ? 15/06/07
Marylou23 ?18/06/07
Bumperlicious ? 18/06/07
Hollyandalice ? 19/06/07
Riabutterflew - 19/06/07
Dontknowmyarsefrommyelbow - 20/06/07
Kdracey ? 23/06/07
Sputnik ? 25/06/07
Doggus ? 25/06/07
Auntymandy ? 27/06/07
Catkin555 - 27/06/07
Magicgenie ? 28/06/07
Mytwocents - 28/06/07
Seansgirl ? 29/06/07
Foxybrown - 29/06/07
Justbeme - 29/06/07
Annobal - 3/07/07

Derlor....can't you be your own HV?

Thanks everyone, but I wouldn't waste your labour vibes on me - think it's going to be another 2 weeks
Anyway, good luck everyone, enjoy the last 2 months, especially if you're a first timer like me and can get some time to relax on your own

for your poor lost nephew daisy!

You too Katy...we'll keep an eye out for you

Lol, dp and I are emailing each other! He is in the living room, I am in bed! I have just put in an order for a cuppa and some grapes!

oh, can he bring me a cup of horlicks and a biscuit? Please?

ROFL holly i like your style i sometimes call downstaire to dh on his mobile when i wake up after a lie in and ask for breakfast.

Sorry foxy, he's just told me to bog off! Charming!

whats his email address so we can all send our requests!!!! that WOULD confuse him

my dp is out, i'll have to get off my arse then. bugger.

PMSL!!! He would get confused, bless him!

He won't even make me one after I begged! I do know what would make him make me one, but I'm not in the mood!

i agree - definately easier to make your own!!

DH and I have just lost our ebay selling virginity! Been saying for months that we need to start selling stuff so finally got the ball rolling.

Feeling v gutted, as I smugly told my mum that I hadn't yet got to the getting up in the night to pee stage and lo and behold now I'm peeing every 5 minutes - except there's barely anything in there! Sorry TMI!

Love the thread title btw! I think we have set some pretty high standards! If we were in rl we'd be getting our heads kicked in about now!

you could always promise HandA and then renege on your promise...or take a raincheck due to pregnancy induced exhaustion.