Due in June - am I unreasonable to expect the nanny to give birth for me?

[hollyandalice]

Chicks???

Good idea daisy, maybe I'll put one on ebay US. I'm just a bit cross with myself for being so silly!

Due in June, ok but it's really all about the tumble dryer fluff
Due in June, do I have enough tumble dryer fluff to knit that baby blanket
Due in June, 101 uses for tumble dryer fluff
Due in June, and I still haven't cleaned out the tumble dryer fluff

Cmon, help me out girls

Due in June....Where did you say I need to massage the evening primrose oil?

I am a bad mother...having ready meals for tea tonight....something different for me, DH and DS....but the bloody annoying thing was I was just standing there looking at all the boxes trying to work out what goes in the oven and when and couldn't make any sense of it....been wandering around having very vacant moments all day today??? WTF is wrong with me??

Due in June.....Daisybump's DH says 'Roll up for your oral prostaglandins, ladies'

....he did as well the cheeky bugger...or words to that effect!!

No not a bad mother daisy, just resting! If the ready meals are from m&s they'll be tasty and nutritious and not full of nasties! Hope you enjoy not cooking! I am going to pursuade dp to cook tonight, well he has been home since lunchtime! BTW I'm glad you are feeling better.

I like the tumble dryer theme but my vote goes for the EPO...

Am also a bad mother - kids are getting cold chicken and salad.

And Daisy, the ready meals sound lovely and VERY nutritious...

Love the EPO thread title!

Due in June...is it time to start brushing our nipples yet?

....just trying to be topical....

Love the fluff stuff Sputnik or maybe along the lines of Daisy's oral one. Will have a think on the way to get DD. Perhaps we need catsuitgirl..........dadadaaaaaaaaaa! Where are you? Or Ria to think of a good one liner?

Better dah or DM will think I have abandoned DD!!!

LOL Daisy

ooooh like the brushed nipples Daisy!

Oh...another thing I bought in M&S......lovely loo paper with pics of lavender sprigs, with lavender scented cardboard tube, very pretty!!!! DH walked away shaking his head saying "I'm definately putting that one down to the hormones"......

......especially as I only ever buy plain white....

This thread is for you Holly.....

I love scented loo roll! It's great, but apparently not good for thrush!!

Can I let the blackbirds and sparrows use it instead?

No, blackbirds are in the thrush family, as are robins, the sparrows should be fine though!!

Am going through a candles phase myself at the moment. I'm using all the ones I've been saving for the birth...

Doh - being a bit slow today

"Due in June...is it time to start brushing our nipples yet?"

gets my vote ;)

Shit a sneeze just crept up on me without warning and I didn't cross my legs!

Maybe that could be a thread title!!

Oooh I hate that, esp first thing in the morning...

I usually just pretend it's a hindwater leak

Like it as a thread title...