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Due in June - am I unreasonable to expect the nanny to give birth for me?

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hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:21

Chicks???

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hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:22

Thought I would do the honours! Hope no-one else does it too! Snaps to Marylou for thread title!!

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foxybrown · 19/04/2007 21:22

aw bollocks! wanted to be 1000!
Oh well, another two weeks we'll fill this one up to!

Can't wait for the backlash against the thread title! tee hee!

derlor · 19/04/2007 21:22

hello

twinkle5 · 19/04/2007 21:22

very good title!

hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:22

Hehe, I was 1000 on the last one!!

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Daisybump · 19/04/2007 21:23

I've been sitting drumming my fingers waiting for someone to do that.....that should get a rise out of someone, he he he

hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:24

Is it really bad mother/housewife/person in generally to leave the washing up til the morning? I really can't be arsed!

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foxybrown · 19/04/2007 21:25

haven't you found a promo code for a dishwasher yet Holly???

derlor · 19/04/2007 21:26

oh holly just sit down FFS you make me feel ill with all your decorating and housework. put your feet up love!!!!

hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:26

Just reread that post! Didn't make much sense, but I'm sure you get my drift!

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hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:27

Oh to have a dishwasher! Can't wait til kitchen is done so I can get one. Will def find some sort of discount to get one!

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Daisybump · 19/04/2007 21:28

I never do the washing up the same night...domestic slut me and proud!!

Had to laugh at July...they've just had to start a new thread as the last one, entitled "we are a chatty lot" had been on the go since February...yeah yeah

Been lurking around the April birth stories again....some of them are really making me cry...bugger these hormones!

hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:28

Finding it difficult to type, dd is lying across my arm!

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dumbymummy · 19/04/2007 21:28

OK. I'll do it.

'YOU'VE GOT A FUCKING NANNY?????'

[slopes off muttering 'God, the life some women lead.]

WideWebWitch · 19/04/2007 21:29

lol at thread title

Katy44 · 19/04/2007 21:29

Just wanted to say I love this title!
Kate (April thread)

hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:29

I know daisy, me too! I can't believe how soon it is til we have little bundles of yumminess!

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Daisybump · 19/04/2007 21:30

Cheers for that Derlor....thought she was just coming to make sure the house was a fit place for rearing a child.....which at the moment it isn't, obviously...

hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:30

Hehe! I love thread titles! Well done marylou!!

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Katy44 · 19/04/2007 21:30

oh sorry, a backlash
yes you are being unreasonable. Some people just don't know when they're lucky!

stitch · 19/04/2007 21:32

re the title
isnt htat what a surrogate is meant to be for?

Daisybump · 19/04/2007 21:32

Katy..have you had yours yet...we've all been lurking unashamedly around your thread for the birth announcements..it's been a very busy week!!

hollyandalice · 19/04/2007 21:32

Lol katy! We all have nannies doncha know! And housekeepers, cooks and chauffeurs! Oh and a p/t nanny for the f/t one's days off!!

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foxybrown · 19/04/2007 21:35

I was in the shopping centre today, there was a bit of a gathering around a woman, didn't want to hang around and gawp so headed past and onto Primark. 2 security guards were walking a little girl about 5 out as I was going in, telling her she mustn't run away, so obviously the woman had lost her daughter.

I was so relieved I promptly burst into tears.

WTF??

Katy44 · 19/04/2007 21:35

Well my nanny has a housekeeper, cook and chauffeur for when she's here!
No, still waiting We are expecting a couple of people to have theirs in the next few days though so keep watching!
Who's going to be first on here?