Due in May- 2007 is officially here 01/01/07

[ShowOfHands]

We're having babies this year!

I will not imagine anything of the sort.

LOL at the nun piccie, the one in the movie wore a long robes and a head dress but no pants....

I seem to have come home at a great moment. Good for you livening up NYE, at least someone had a laugh. I must admit I can't stay awake past about 8.30 now so it would have to be very early evening porn for me!!

Oh dear. This really has disintegrated. I blame... Somebody else.

I thought it was always the quiet ones.....a librarian is very quiet.....bet your stash is better than mine....

A whole library of them!

Bananna loaf anyone?

See 12weeks, she's gone all quiet.....SOH...yooo hoooo?

I bloody washed them!

No pants? Hmm... drafty choice and asking for trouble. So it seems there was a plot to this filth then was there?

And cast no aspersions on my interests just because I'm a librarian. I have two cats you know and some specs and probably a grey cardigan somewhere. I do not own any pornographic materials or artefacts.

In fact I have never even seen a man unclothed.

I am pure as the driven snow.

OK, I trust you!

Shall we tell them it's safe to come back?

Don't touch her banana loaf, it's a euphemism. I've met her type before. She's up to no good I tell you.

I'm reporting this thread and leaving MN.

You're all disgraceful.

Not unless you are the secong virgin mary!!!!

ShowofHands and the Amazing Immaculate Conception. Which section would that book be in?

OK you pervs. I'm putting an end to all this sexy talk, and for God sakes have some respect for the banana loaves of the world!

Back on the floor with laughter, must go and make the dc their tea....they all keep looking at me and are asking why im laughing????

Okay I may have had sex once or twice, but that is entirely different to being a Porn Queen.

At least you had a bath first I suppose.

The bath after was the best bit....

RIGHT am off to to do the tea, you lot lead me astray.......

I'm going home to bed. To SLEEP!

Been awake for a good 30 hours now. And to think I used to ingest chemicals to do this sort of thing for fun.

Saw myself in a mirror just now and had to actually hunt for my eyes.

Zzzzzzzzz....

Because of all the cleaning and purging you mean? You know, you just got in, scrubbed off a couple of layers of skin and got out?

Guess what!! I'm gonna be on TV. My friend just called and said she has tickets to go see The View, Next Tuesday. The best part is that they always give away free stuff!!

My stats added:

jessinwa-05/12-not finding out--due April 26
skytvaddict - 08/12 - a boy - due April 27 (still secretly hoping for another girl though)
April/Snowymeadow-Girl- due 3rd May
LucyLouise - 22/12 but didn't find out, feels like a girl - due 10th May
Katybumps due 12 May
Abbylou - 3/1 - secretly hoping for a girl but not really bothered (honest) due 12th May
Lareginandtonic - boy -- due 13thmay
ShowOfHands- 3/01- hoping for a boy -- due May 17
anneme - 9/01 - don't really mind and don't think we will find out. Due 17 May
Frenchsmallfry scan 15th Jan, not finding out - don't mind, hoping for a baby - due May 25th on French dates, 18th on UK dates?
Peacemaker - 12/1 - hoping for a girl after 2 boys - due 19 May
Redkenendy - 11/1 - not finding out - due May 19th
twelve - 05/01 - don't mind, but one side of the family will be disappointed either way. DH won't let me tell anyone but you lot. - due 19 May also
pebblemum-2/01-hoping for a girl--due May 23
InTheseShoes - scan 9/1, not finding out, due 25 May
Jellybeans- due 26 May- girl
MKG-1/10-hoping for a girl--due May 26
BethnalBub-16/1-not finding out (unless its obvious!)--due May 26
JonahB ? 29/12 ? don?t mind as long as its SMALL (DS was 8lbs 8, I?m 5?)
Creena - 11/01 - already have one of each so don't really mind (although I am convinced that it will be a girl) - due 27 May
Pinkjenny - 8/1 - think its a boy - due May 27
Lwatkins ? scan 08/01, find out sex and let you know! ? due 27 May
Lupins - 7/01 - cute and healthy pls - due 29 may
Juicylucy - 16/1 - hoping for a girl, think its a boy! - due May 29
lilKel - 19 /1 - hoping & thinking it's a girl - due 3 June
lucyw19-boy

Happy New Year lovelies.

TPT is 8 today, but who's counting?

Had a so so NYE - one of dh's friends commented on how my baby is 'going to be a big one' when I came down the stairs dressed up. Cow. However, she gets married soon so I look forward to an equally bitchy comment from me to her on that day!

LO moves all the time - I'm a bit worried its going to be hyperactive!