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Due in May- 2007 is officially here 01/01/07

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ShowOfHands · 01/01/2007 12:22

We're having babies this year!

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MKG · 02/01/2007 16:10

Why are all you Ukers so damn short?! What's wrong with the water over there.?

I shouldn't say anything though, I am 75% English (with some German, Scottish, Welsh, and French mixed in)

largeginandtonic · 02/01/2007 16:15

.......ok

We both had a bath and made ourselves smell lovelyand feel all pampered, poured a glass of cava and settled down at 11.55 to watch Cassanova, some very classy (snigger) porn that dh had downloaded (stop laughing all of you)

largeginandtonic · 02/01/2007 16:16
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ShowOfHands · 02/01/2007 16:20
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MKG · 02/01/2007 16:23

What are you two talking about?

twelveweekstomaternityleave · 02/01/2007 16:24

WOOOHOO! Good for you LG&T.

largeginandtonic · 02/01/2007 16:25

No plinky plonky music it was classy....think classic fm! The funniest bit was the nun....shaved snatch and pierced nipple!!! LOL

twelveweekstomaternityleave · 02/01/2007 16:26

Yer man Ron Jeremy wasn't in it was he? He is ugly as sin. I just don't get having him in pornos. I really don't.

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ShowOfHands · 02/01/2007 16:26

Ooh LG&T were there pom poms? Were there? Were there?

You saucy minx.

This thread should be censored. I bet all the newbies leave!

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largeginandtonic · 02/01/2007 16:26

SOH wanted to know what i was doing New Years eve.....

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ShowOfHands · 02/01/2007 16:27

She was never a nun in real life.

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twelveweekstomaternityleave · 02/01/2007 16:27
largeginandtonic · 02/01/2007 16:28

No pompoms, could probably rummage in my stash for some pom pom action for you...

Sorry all newbies it's all SOH fault...

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ShowOfHands · 02/01/2007 16:28

Giacoma Casanova was a librarian you know. I'm a librarian.

[prude]

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twelveweekstomaternityleave · 02/01/2007 16:28

Given that Sinead O'Connor claims to have been a nun (priest?) before, and is now shagging the (ex) partner of another irish singer, then tbh, it's entirely possible that she really was a nun.

YOU NEVER KNOW!

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ShowOfHands · 02/01/2007 16:29

Stash? Stash?

You have more than one porno?

I'm horrified. You're a mother.

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largeginandtonic · 02/01/2007 16:29

She bloody was a nun, she had a very surprised look on her face...HA!

twelveweekstomaternityleave · 02/01/2007 16:31

Porno Stash (n) (colloquial) See: world wide interweb.

largeginandtonic · 02/01/2007 16:31

Dh borrows from my stash, his laptop broke when he was away and he was so distraught cos it wiped his hard drive, i just laughed on the phone and said im ok ive still got mine.....hee, heee

twelveweekstomaternityleave · 02/01/2007 16:32

And on the SAME pc that she is now talking to you on. IMAGINE SOH!

largeginandtonic · 02/01/2007 16:32

You cant pause and rewind at the good/bad bits on the interweb

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ShowOfHands · 02/01/2007 16:32

This is a nun

This isn't a nun

Spot the difference.

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twelveweekstomaternityleave · 02/01/2007 16:33

I bet the nun's look wasn't half as surprised as yer man shagging her when he realised a nun had a shaved fanjo and a nipple ring.

largeginandtonic · 02/01/2007 16:33

Ron Jeremy, eeewwww

twelveweekstomaternityleave · 02/01/2007 16:33

You can if you download and save to your hard drive LG&T.