We're multitasking by crocheting and blood testing our way through pregnancy. We are waiting for our clutch of Christmas babies to hatch while our newbies are gearing up for scans, it's JS Grads 42!

[Hobbit19]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 41st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 41sr grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

On the way out just inside my "absolutely must leave by" time.

Not diabetic. Winning!

Name: lil aka js queen aka the oracle
Age: 30
Dcs: 2angel babies, and now incubating what is hopefully a lime sized 12week fetus.
Current activity: trying to be Zen about this scan and not cry about what an ass my dad is which I found myself randomly doing at 6.30 this morning thanks to Pregsomnia and hormones!

Thanks for all the luck viroids. Not really sure how I feel. Swaying to excited I think and trying not to think about the what ifs.

Have been ordered to gk straight to DM after scan but will post as soon as I can

Name: JC
Age: 31
DC: Currently incubating a watermelon due a week on Sunday!!
Current status: lying in bed feeling shattered after being awake most of the night. Giant bump = not a single comfortable position. Good job for mat leave! Chill out day with Christmas films I think.

Good luck lil!!

Thanks for the fred pud

NEW FRED!

Name: Pee
Age: 35
DC: One very small bean child who has been on planet womble for 8 weeks (ish)
DD: One spotty dog who is obsessed with me and can sense the smell of the bean child.
Latest weird preggo dream: That I gave birth to a baby who could talk and entered a surfing competition. As you do.

Good luck Lil. Fingers crossed for you this morning x

Good news Honey.

Anyone else suffering with spontaneous, unannounced, involuntary, uncontrollable, very loud, single hiccups? I can be mid-conversation, or on the phone, or walking down the street, eating, drinking, watching telly, or in a quiet lift/waitingroom with other people....and suddenly heuuuurch! Tis fucking annoying, and I find myself apologising in case people think I'm burping or have Tourettes I also burp loudly since I've been upduffed, but that's another story

Name: TriJo
Age: 31
DC: One 24+5 can-of-WD40-sized bundle of fun :)
Current activity: Sipping from a large mug of Earl Grey as I try and convince myself to get a move on and write some code.

Ha ha ha, no Tea I haven't had that but I have been a bit more burpy. I just blame it on the baby.

Got up early to go swimming this morning, got as far as having breakfast and then came back to bed. Still in bed now, oops! Will try again at lunchtime. I am so close to finishing my list of boring maternity jobs, just need to deep clean the kitchen and living room, then I can start faffing about with cooking and sewing. But I can't seem to get out of bed in order to start cleaning out the kitchen cupboards. Where is Ga? I need a slap with a bleachy rag!!

Thank for the fred pud!

Name: pretzel
Age: 31
DC: One early mc some time ago, now cooking one coconut sized 31+2 mini pretzel.
Current activity: Loafing nakedly in bed feeling v sleepy.

Nice one on the mat clothes thurs!

lil gx for you today, squee!

Yes tea but I tended to get the occasional single hiccup before pg. They are just more frequent. Dunno wtf that is about.

honey v pleased for you that you do not have gd

I'm getting my iron tablets today and hoping they don't make me sick as a dog/make my jeremies worse

It's also my mum's birthday so I'm looking forward to seeing my family then an evening on me tod cause DP is at his work Xmas do.

pud I felt tired just reading that, which I'm blaming on the low iron and not my inherent laziness!

Ooo thanks for the new Fred!
Name: Keep
Age: 26
DC: Incubating a 5+5 peppercorn sized teeny tiny keeper I hope.
Current activity: Trying to keep my eyes open after my first amazing night's sleep in the last week and wondering what to eat!

Lil I can't believe it's your scan already, gx for you!

Name: 5hell
Age: 34
DC: 2 ddogs (one of which is off the vets today) plus incubating a corn-on-the-cob sized ickle5hell
Current activity: sniffing, blowing nose, coughing, waiting for home-time!

Tri that website is ace - just sent it to dh as he was apologising for not being more involved; hopefully being able to envisage our standard hatchett head-sized foetus will help him :)

a friend in the US has just announced they're pg and having a boy too!

I have successfully negotiated my regular 10.30am puke-time ....turns out the secret is a decaf tea and some half a packet of Ginger Crinkle Crunch dipped in it...

I now need shares in Fox's biscuits.....

Good work Mermaid! And good biscuit choice too!

JC watermelons are huge! Shouldn't babies be able to fit inside a watermelons?

They can definitely fit inside a pumpkin!

Or wear a watermelon:

kotaku.com/these-are-chinas-watermelon-kids-1076489968

(You can tell it is Friday when this is what I am doing at work )

Haha yoga I definitely look like I have a watermelon inside me!

My best (male) friend at work has just bought me chips and gravy

Ta for new thread, Pud!

Name: Feather
DC: hosting an orange sized little feather who waved at me during an ad hoc scan last week.
Age: 32

Anyone heard from Lil as to how her scan went?

Thanks for new thread pud!

Name: Molly
Age: 29 (just, birthday is due date!)
DC: one amazing if slightly feral DS, cooking up 36+3 DC2, flavour (and veg size) unknown. One bastard husband that I can't quite bring self to call ex just yet! Perhaps once I can drink again the healing can begin

Hope lil is ok. Am on app so can't see who doesn't have gd but hurray for that too!

No update from Lil yet? She did say she was going to her Mumma's. Come on Mumma Lil, hush up so she can tell us all about it.

LOL Cat just fell over trying to scratch her ears. Graceful. takes after me

Sorry for delay. We were an hour late going in. All is good with my lilbean. Though it's not so bean like now!

Yay lil, glad everything went well for you! :)