We're multitasking by crocheting and blood testing our way through pregnancy. We are waiting for our clutch of Christmas babies to hatch while our newbies are gearing up for scans, it's JS Grads 42!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 41st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 41sr grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 55th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

Ha ha Molly! The hell that is other people begins. When will you be discharged?

Pretzel oh no! Massive fail.

Thursday you are mental. I am taking Pud's approach and staying in bed until the sun comes up.

Picked the cloves out of the raisins etc yesterday. Found more than I thought I put in! Evil bastards multiplied. Today I will be cooking. Photos of fudge to follow!

Ooh happy birthday baby molly
Gx you don't get delayed. We'd all better hush up so you can announce on this Fred! !!

Despite remembering pillows haven't had a great nights sleep as sil/bil's spare bed isn't v comfy.

Also their ddog is a little site and won't stop pestering ours, who are too lazy/well behaved/soft to defend themselves. Doesn't help that they've done no training or socialisation and he's 9 months now!

2x sils seen, 2 to go, so far no crap preggo/baby comments though so going fairly well :)

Excellent 5hell long may that continue! Shame about dogs though, annoys me when people don't bother to train them properly.

Been told to expect to be in for two nights. Two loooooong nights of waking up to other people's babies mine of course is going to be a blissful sleeper from day one

First lady just being taken down! They're debating whether I'll be second or third. Lay money on me being third!

molly how exciting! Good luck and how brilliant you are meeting your baby SOON!

eeeeeeek so exciting molly

Good luck!

Gah this is so exciting!

NFMNF (Netflix), they don't have Love Actually! WtactualF???

Woohoo Molly!!! Only a matter of hours now.

Getting up pre 6am to beat the supermarket rush is a little more Christmas masochism than I have in me, Thurs.

Pud am hoping your curry and propositions get things going. Christmas pud needs to get a move on in order to not miss the big day!

I made use of extended Christmas shopping hours for an emergency bra buying session yesterday. I have increased from a C to a DD cup in two weeks and now feel like a porn star.

Come on babyMolly!

i discovered this the other day pud!! i want to watch love actually!!!

It was on itv/ itv2 last week, can you replay it?

Oh bugger, I just bought it off amazon. Ho hum. Brilliant film though, am hoping it will release lots of oxytocin. (Or something).

Good work on the boobage front Yoga. Having made a fairly pathetic effort to grow during pregnancy mine seem to have woken up a bit and I look like I have actual boobs now!

paces around bedroom like 1950s husband in waiting room, awaiting news of MiniMolly's arrival

Arse rain! This is a SIGN and definitely nothing to do with all of the dates I ate yesterday

Wonder if Molly is having her baby now, Eep!!

haha pud i just bought it on amazon too! £3.99, can't complain! i spent more on chocolate yesterday

cheering on baby molly! woop!

i've had arse rain for about 4 days now...

uh-oh, i've just found clothes that are super comfy. I don't think i'll be able to wear anything else until i have this baby now.

It's acceptable to wear the same shit for 5 weeks right?

Still waiting! Bored now! Pacing much appreciated and amusing!

Fell off Fred for a few days. Ridiculous sickness got me but touch wood feeling a bit more human today. Also had my flu jab yesterday morning. No one should have needles stuck in them before breakfast imo.

Molly I hope you're having a baby right now! Gx for you that it all goes well. So excited for you. Sorry your H and FIL are twats. At the end of the day though they're the ones who will miss out on time with your beautiful newborn.

I was definitely going to say something else. Forgotten...

Only if you tell us what they are Jelly

Ah it was totally worth it - there were only about 20 customers in the supermarket, we were in and out in 40 mins.
Just wrapped my last presents and BOOM Thursday is ready for Xmas

also DS is going to his GPs this arvo so I'm gonna nap it off

Come on baby Molly! Hope you're ok xxx

just a tunic top and a pair of my nans leggings honey, they are quite a bit larger than my size, but so frigging comfy. I wish i could wear it to work tomorrow!!

Ooh just been told to get changed! And first lady is back up on ward with her boy! Eeeee!

Ooooh I've desperately been trying to avoid posting all day (and it's after 6pm here, literally sitting on my hands. Well, OK, cross stitching. I weigh a lot atm, sitting on them would hurt...) to not use up space for Molly's baby to arrive on this Fred but I'm just too excited! I hope you're doing a baby Molly, and I hope you're having a nice calm time. You'll have such a pretty non- squashed baby. I'm leaning towards girl, I think the willy on the scan pic was too big to be an actual willy.

Jelly I think it's more than acceptable to wear the same thing for weeks on end. At 37 weeks I have mostly abandoned clothes for hanging around on my hands and knees wiggling my arse in the air in my pants and colostrum-stained vest, farting intermittently. DH has yet to take advantage of this obvious invitation for some doggy- style fun, funnily enough.

Impressed with everyone's Xmas preps. It's weird reading about them and not doing them. We have bought some smoked salmon for Xmas brunch, and we'll exchange some gifts, but we mostly know what they are already.

Sympathy to viroids feeling rubbish. I also have the bumruns. And am feeling generally nauseous. Not amused. Not amused at all. Aches, pains, mild incontinence, swampfoof, octo-baby kicking her way out of my bump whilst punching my cervix, all these minor complaints of pregnancy I can take but BEING OFF MY FOOD? That can feck off frankly...

Eek Molly ! How exciting! You're meeting your baby today! (Now?!?)

Congrats Jc ! Baby!! Yay!

I've been lurking but not posting for a while, as didn't feel up to it really, and didn't want to bring the thread down with my mood. Haven't managed to get a GP appointment until after Christmas, but scan is tomorrow anyway... Maybe if it goes ok I will start to feel better?

Good luck to everyone who is due to do a baby soon!

Keep sorry you are feeling rubbish how far along are you? I'm 12 weeks tomorrow and starting to have days where I feel better, so the is light at the end of the tunnel. Hope you feel better soon.

Pee have you got your scan date yet? It's in January right? Bet you can't wait!

So nervous about tomorrow

niff hilarious!! Sorry you're feeling sick. You too, keep.

kate good luck for scan tomorrow!

WAVES POMPOMS FOR MOLLYYYYY baby time!!!

Who's doing the next fred? I can't cause I'm in the wilds of the Midlands enjoying the lovely soft water and using far more shampoo than I need.