It's sneeze birth's galore thanks to our fanny stretchers! We're soaking in piss and praying for Bat's hospital bag. We're avoiding our mens 'Annie Sloaners' and eating all the cake! It's JS Gras 39!

[jellypi3]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 39th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 37th grads fred is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 53rd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Ugh that moment where you really want something from the fridge but getting off the sofa is just too much effort!

I watched eastenders the other day bat because I couldn't be arsed to get off the sofa to get the remote.

Sad times.

that's the worst of times thursday.

bat what's the news on the Epi no?

Thursday that's the sadest thing I've ever heard. Truly tragic.

I had a day of the most horrible little shits today. Buuut, I DGAF really because I am still alive, they are mostly still alive and I don't need to see them again. And I got paid £150 (well, will send them a bill for £150) so it's all gravy. Same again tomorrow, Thursday and next Monday. Eugh.

I need chocolate. Luckily have emergency yorkie in handbag, but handbag is in hallway and I am on sofa. Eugh.

I just sorted out all DS's baby stuff that my sister sent back. A huge box of it (think old fashioned giant TV box). Sorted out by sizes, put in bags and put labels on them. I feel ridiculously organised and smug

Also discovered that I have only 3 newborn babygros. The rest are up to 1 month which were ridiculously big for DS. So I actually get to buy some cute baby stuff! Yay! But I think I'll wait till Xmas sales for that

indigo I'm still at a max of 8.75, I get a bit scared of pumping it up too much so maybe I need to get over that and go for it! I usually pump it up bit by bit when it's in there and it always feels like I've done it loads but clearly not!

Has anyone heard from country, gouda, mae or auf recently? they have been missing from the fred for ages!

Country and Mae are on FB.

Yeah I've not seen country post on there for ages unless I'm just randomly missing it!!

She posted a bumpie a few days ago.

Thursday FFS woman, have a word with yerself. I'd rather gouge my eyes out with spoons than watch eastenders.

In other news, I noticed this afternoon that I had unknowingly cultivated a stomach beard. Fuck it!

Hahaha I'm glad you all get how bad the situation truly was I haven't even watched it for years I had NO clue what was going on.

Had a nice day at home today, lovely weather down here, good drying weather as they say. 'They' being old people of course.

First consultant appt. tomorrow. I'm bricking it.

I'm here! Harrro!

Sorted my password out finally.

Can someone amend my stats had my 12 week scan on 31st aug and my due date is now 13th march

I think my bumpie should have been referred to as a fatty haha

Is it wrong to eat two dinners? I've had welsh rarebit when DD had her tea but I think I smell lasagne in the oven... I'm never going to be a size 10 ever again, am I?

sky I've just eaten dinner AND half a bag of dominos (sharing bag not a small one). So 2 dinners is fine

Thank you jelly

I eat two breakfasts

Viroids! Tis I, Lemon!

How are we all? I have finally been pushed into sorting out my MN login again as FB is playing silly buggers

Also...how the fuck am I now 6th on the list? Bat have you packed your hospital bag?!

lemon how the jolly fuck are you? All is well here! You are doing a baby soon!

I am doing a baby soon! How did this happen?! When are you doing your baby?

Jelly did you mean doritos, or can I get pizza in bags now?! excited

Lemon ... Or... Limon, if you're French now. Hi!!!!!!

Je suis le citron maintenant parce que je suis française!

I really wish you could get a bag of Dominos.