We're growing babies, stomach beards and nipple pubes - it's pregnancy glamour galore with humongous tits, medicinal prunes and praying for poo on JS Grads 37!

[honeysucklejasmine]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 37th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 36th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 52nd outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

OMG deeply! Bloody well done

I should add...25 mins? The sneeze-birth returns

Deeply!!! Oh my goodness!!! Congratulations Love that you 'accidentally' had a baby. Hope you are both doing okay!

congratulations deeply !!!!
enjoy lots of well-deserved singles with your ickle baby girl :)

*snuggles!!!

Oh goodness deeply that's awesome congratulations! Hope you're all doing well! shit that's me getting really bloody close to the top of the list

Congratulations deeply how lovely

Oh my goodness deeply!!!!!!! Congratulations! And jolly well done on the sneeze birth!

Ha ha that's amazing! Congrats Deeply!

That would be nice Tea, but don't think so what time is your scan?

Wow congrats deeply! Fab news.

Wow congratulations deeply that's amazing!!!!!! Can't wait to hear your birth story, won't take you long to write surely fab news.

pud it's a blinkin mine field isn't it. Was talking to DH's best friend on the weekend (who had a healthy baby boy in Jan) and he said there was never a pattern through his partner's pregnancy! Saw another friend last night who's 35 weeks pregnant with her second, when I told her about being checked out today she said "I'm too busy to monitor baby's movements" seems to have forgotten what it's like to be pregnant with your first!

pud I remember saying the same - that when I was finally able to relax after about 14 weeks there was a lovely few weeks before I had to start worrying about movement and then the stress started all over again! Now there's actual birth and a baby looming, arghhh.

Deeply oh my goodness! I guess she's going to be keeping you on your toes for the next 18 years, may as well start now! Congratulations!

Bloody hell deeply that is quick^! I hope you're ok, that sounds terrifying quite frankly! CONGRATULATIONS, I guess you beat purple* in the baby race hey?!

pud I'm not sure I ever worried too much about patterns in DS movements - i mean, I didn't really have a pattern and often he was responding to my activity. I find all and any movement reassuring, despite now uncomfortable it can get in the later stages!

I am aching to fuck today.

I am also being moved quite dramatically by those awful pics of the little refugee boy on FB. Just the worst.

Oops, sorry, don't know what happened there didn't mean to shout

Wow deeply!! Amazing can't wait to hear about it

Oh wow Deeply congratulations! Look forward to hearing about it

I was convinced I'd be next too

So this morning I drank a decaff coffee. 2 minutes later I was throwing this coffee up out of my mouth and nose.

Sexy.

Definitely a hot look jelly hope you're feeling ok.

I am loving this run of sneeze births, making me hopeful! buries head that now officially at top of list and hides behind purple

For anyone worrying about movement - I have never ever been able to say I know when baba will move. She doesn't even really have anything that particularly makes her dance (ice water doesn't help here, stubborn little thing just like her mother). The only possible pattern I can distinguish is that she will have a few active days then a few quiet days (when I freak out for the whole few days) I mentioned this to the midwife and she completely poopoo'd the idea, but that's how it feels to me. Baby has never been hugely active, I have only a few times actually been kicked, its more squirmy movement. Even now, I mainly just feel her fidgeting her feet (and then the extreme pain when she puts them under my ribs). I was only thinking yesterday how much I am going to miss feeling her fidget inside me!

Had a complete hormonal tantrum last night when I dropped a few stitches on my knitting. Poor dh I now feel like a complete bitch :(

Wow mountain I can't believe your next. Doesn't seem that long ago you got your bfp! I think you are entitled to a preggo rage.

I feel fine now. In fact as soon as I spewed I felt fine. I must have reacted badly to the coffee.

Jelly you have my sympathy, nose vomming is awful.

I've had 2 hours sleep. Hurrah for pregnancy insomnia

Carrot mine's at midday, but I must remember that I was instructed to have a warm drink half an hour before When is yours?

Word of warning tea I did as they said on the letter for first scan, and nearly weed myself when they put the probe on...especially if there is a queue in the waiting room. I always wee before I leave the house (45mins away) and then drink a pint of water 10 minutes before scan due.

Ooh more scans today! How exciting

good luck for scans today

I've never heard of warm drink thing. Mine said a pint an hour before.

Mine's at 11.20. I should really get out of bed now!

Good luck with the scan Tea!