Waving our pom-poms for the thread that FINALLY welcomes MiniLa, it's carb-tastic, all day sickness and when the hell can I nap? On JS 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 34th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Oh I hate that bollocks La!!! I had exact same thing when I phoned in. "You don't sound in much pain, you don't SOUND like you're in active labour" Tell her you just had a bath and some drugs and to get her bloody hands in there pronto

What? Not in enough pain! Seriously? Is she high?!? Doesn't sound very precessional OBEM has a lot to answer for for our expectations

Professional not precessional

la drop a C-bomb on her

OMG!!! I've not been on MN for ages and I come back to a live birth thread! Go Laa, how freaking exciting!!

Hoping everyone is okay. I'm still dipping in and out of chilled vs paranoid. Wiped red blood today but nothing since so don't even know if I should bother telling MW even though she told me to. Scan date through though!! Roll on the 18th

FFS I just pissed myself again! I've only got 3 pairs of jarma bottoms!

would was it from your vagina? Could it have been piles? Of course you should tell your midwife!

Did shaking thing come with or just after contraction La? For me it was when I was ready to push!

Don't let them fob you off, if you want to be examined demand it. I was fobbed off until I could stand no longer, and asked begged to be examined and I was 9cm! I still got the pool but I wish I could have gotten in it earlier! And yes, they also told me I don't look to be in much pain!

Ga is your bladder ..... Ok? Hahaha

I thought Popz was dropping the c-bomb until I realised she meant cervix....

Fake an orgasm La - she might think you're in enough pain then!

Love ikea - quorn hotdog FTW! Haven't tried the veggie meatballs yet. Excuse for a trip.

gaggia definitely from the vag. It took a couple of wipes til it came away clean (tmi!) I will send her a text in the morning then.

pis that is actually what I thought she meant too

Go la go! And give your mw a kick up the arse-what the bloody hell are they playing at?!

Have been inadvertently punched in eye by feral child (tantrum, coat putting on, flailing, collateral damage). Fucking hurts several hours later and vision still blurry. We can't take ibuprofen can we?! Gosh rainy Sundays are hard work!

would I'd definitely mention it just in case

Off to find pom poms for la and ice pack for face...

Haha Pis! Glad someone got that

La WTF?! Hulk out on her.

Would also tell mw that it's not her bloody pain!
Or just cry. Sobbing into entonox got me some of the stronger stuff...

Molly you'll need to get that looked at, get thee to the GP tomorrow. I got poked in the eye by my boy and got told off for expecting it to get better on its own. Better to be safe than blind in one eye as they say.

La be more hysterical and earn your drugs [. Just scream until they listen.

Unlucky Ga, maybe just get some more pyjamas and learn to accept the pissing thing, it's not too much longer after all

Thanks rhiannon, tis my plan to go to docs if not improved in morning. Not fun!

Ga there's nothing for it. You'll simply have to invest in waterproof pjs .

Went for walk and can't walk, that's how much bloody pain I'm in!

Contractions are every few mins now. Might ask to be examined in a bit.

Ga - disposable PJs?

Would - Gx it's just spotting - very common in early pg. is your af due?

Not even in birthing unit yet - not allowed in until I'm 'in enough pain'

Molly - only paracetamol I'm afraid.

I'm a bit annoyed. Reason I'm not screaming with pain is I'm doing my Daisy breathing. It really works. Silly mw. She looks like a small child.

Punch her in the ovaries la. Then tell her that's how much pain you're in.

I didn't make it to the birthing pool because the MW didn't think I was far enough gone - she was crowning by the time the midwife realised how far along I was. Put your foot down (or if DH is a useful advocate get him to do it for you)!

la go with your instincts - I was hypnobirthing and the first midwife I spoke to on the phone told me to have a bath as I wasn't far along after listening to a contraction.

I went to the hospital half an hour later regardless and was 10cm dilated. They are used to dealing with stressed out women thrashing about a la Hollywood.

Argh La - it's uncanny! I did my Daisy breathing to keep centred and so the mw said I was "too calm to be in labour"

Can MrLa get stroppy and demand you get an examination?

Lol jelly!!

Agree with the others - I knew I was in labour even though the mw said not so went in anyway. 5cm, boom, admitted straight away.

Molly I'd go unless it's completely better tomorrow, if you're still in pain hours later then there'll be an injury of some sort so it is certainly worth getting checked out. I feel for you, eye pain is utter shite.