Waving our pom-poms for the thread that FINALLY welcomes MiniLa, it's carb-tastic, all day sickness and when the hell can I nap? On JS 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 34th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

All the best La! Im logging off for the night now, but how exciting there'll be a miniLa in the morning!!

Oh La ! You must be exhausted.

2cm?! La you are an angel for being so positive and calm about this. I would have punched someone by now. Also, mega impressed that you are managing to keep us all updated. Seriously hope you are okay and that you get some serious dilation soon love.

Have been in tears of laughter at the end of the

Last thread and the NFMA/NFMC on this Fred! Keep up the glamour ladies!

Oh, la - hope that the doctor can come up with a cunning plan. Thinking of you and sending unnumbered hugs.

Need to sleep but am fixated on this Fred!! You're a bloody trouper La. All the hugs and handholds and bum rubs. Hope you can get some rest x

la you are inspirational!

fyi dh has piles atm so you arent alone ladies

ga you don't wear pants to bed anyway? slut am I the only one who does?

Would are you okay? Have you had some spotting before or is this the first time? Defo call the MW tomorrow.

La, make sure you tell your MW/doctor what you need. for you!

Jeez la that is mind boggling! 2cm? You brave woman! Plus posting and a silly mw who thinks pain is representative of everything what a twat I don't know how you do it! I'm just up from trying to settle screaming DC again do have no popcorn but am waving what midnight pompoms I can drag from between the sheets! Go la go! The support on here and ikea talk is awesome.

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Thanks pud I'm okay, feeling really fed up and sorry for myself as not been well and still waiting for antibiotics to kick in so spotting on top was just the cherry on the cake! First time this pregnancy though

La you are fecking amazing for staying so calm, I would of kicked a MW in the tits by now!

Contractions have stopped. All thT pain and no labour.

Going to sleep and they are going to try something else in the morning. Night night!

Ahh that's poo la. Big hugs, hope you get some sleep xx

Morning la (and everyone else!) Gx today is your day! Chin up, or rather chin down on your chest when the pushing starts!

Ooh yes, and lots of panting!

I'm still pregnant! Hooray! Mr La is taking a turn in the bed - poor man refused to go home last night and spent the night in a chair trying to sleep. Our two other ladies both hit the magic dilation (or 'dilitation' as mw calls it) figure and were wheeled off to have their babies.

Today it is OUR turn!

...or is it?

Oh la you poor thing with all this stop starting - hoping things are happening again for you now for the final time! minila really is happy where he is! You're doing amazing

Oh cross post - seems like things not happening yet But hope soooooon

With a twist of irony (miniLa has his dad's sense of humour) I actually had real contractions all night. Not big ones, just enough to feel and make sleeping difficult so I had some lovely co codamol.

Getting examined at 9-10am and if they still can't break waters then they will give me the next step up in induction stuff. Apparently I have it for 6 hours, then another for 6 hours. So it would be tonight before miniLa enters the world.

Let's hope the cervix is more favourable after yesterday and the waters can be broken.

Don't worry, I'm not going to hog the thread for another day of live action. Will update only when something exciting happens!

I'm the meantime I cannot say enough how fucking pleased I am to not be in that pain anymore, and to be able to wee again without screaming. The downside is that it was all for nowt and I've got to do it all today.

But hey - it'll be worth it when I hold my little boy.

How is everyone else?

Oh - would, please do call mw today. Always worth getting checked. Gx it is absolutely nothing to be worried about

Reading back through - lil you wear pants to bed?? I like to be freeeee!

Aww la :( sorry you are suffering. He will be here soon! Gx!

Wow la, he is making you work for it. Hopefully today is his birthday though, there's a party waiting for him out here!

Bloody hell la you must be shattered. I'll be thinking of you all day.
I'll be thinking of you too would get that midwife called!
I'm at the midwife tomorrow for my bizarre 29 week appt that I should have had at 28 weeks and another at 30 weeks.

Gosh La, I hope you tell him all about this when he's old enough to apologise understand! Gx things get going again today

Blatant place mark for la updates