Waving our pom-poms for the thread that FINALLY welcomes MiniLa, it's carb-tastic, all day sickness and when the hell can I nap? On JS 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 34th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I do actually love IKEA and the Kallax that was the right one looks fab, we needed a 1x4 and a 2x4 but instead got a 4x4 - I thought it was more expensive than I was expecting too
So the 1x4 and one of the cupboard inserts looks fab
The plan is to use the top row for ornaments out of babies way, the cupboards on the 2nd row for untidy things like placemats and magazines, the 3rd row for baby books and the bottom for toys with some fabric box type inserts. It's all about decluttering the living room and also being more baby proof -even though we don't need that for at least 8 months

La since you asked NFMA is that the jeremies are blocking my bumhole and making pooing/wiping very much a pain in the arse, even with moist toilet tissue well you did ask
I also give myself trapped wind by twisting round to wipe
I have got some anusol so I need to see how that goes, otherwise I may have to brave the GP as this is fucking ridiculous now. Witch hazel stung like mad

Oh and farting is also a distinctly uncomfortable experience too, it rattles the jeremies on the way out

Purple you have my sympathy, the pain I was in with Jeremies a couple of weeks back was awful and although they're much better now it's still hard to wipe properly. Germoloids is what I used and it definitely helped a lot though it took a couple of days.

How do you know they've gone Chat?

You can get painkillers up the bum after giving birth and you can also get codeine if you cry hard enough.

Oh yes! I forgot the suppository!

Ah yes, I forgot about the voltarol that was kindly shoved up my ass when the consultant had finished embroidering his name on my fanjo!

Bum grape sympathies viroids. I think the GP can prescribe anusol that's stronger than otc stuff?

NFYC La ?

Dulcet I saw your name pop up somewhere. Hope you and mini are ok xx

I've been constipated for days and so have been having prune juice and lots of fruit and veg. Today the tables turned...

My arse is fine.

I did sneeze and wet myself earlier though.
I love Ikea its fabulous.

I sharted in Ikea once Trufax.

popz I had completely forgotten about the bum voltarol!!!! must have blocked that out, it's flooding back! Urgh!

I have never been to Ikea

It's good stuff tbf! I remember the mw asking me later on if I wanted any paracetamol and I was all like nah bro, I got this. Then the morning after I was all OH GOD MY UNDERCARRIAGE IS ON FIRE

Repressed memories tee?

Go la go! I come home from a day out to you having a baby! I squealed when I saw the update and DP gave me a questioning look so I just said "one of my shagging friends is finally having her baby!"

We had a lovely family get together in Balham in London today, but the drive home through central London was hell! Told the family about the baby so that's everyone I want to tell in person told :) we also bought a tiny baby outfit to celebrate the scan.

Right now to refresh for news of mini la coming!!

I love 5 mins from ikea. My house is literally decorated by the place! I know all the short cuts

I forgot the bum voltorol because I was already totally out of it thanks to ALL THE OTHER DRUGS (emcs)

IKEA is torture - and on a Sunday, are you insane? Edinburgh one isn't too bad but here we have to go to Croydon. Bleurgh

NFMA - I had a bath which was best thing ever! Totally relaxed my muscles and for about ten mins I felt ok!

Got out though and had weird shaking fit. Shock perhaps? Or co codamol?

Preggers farts are deadly! But oddly satisfying. You have my sympathy with jeremies, not nice!

Ga - you should ask tena lady if you can be an ambassador for them, then you'd get them for freeeeee!

Pessary still in, been 8.5 hours. Looking forward to it coming out and being able to feel my vagina again instead of the swollen weirdness

IKEA wasn't too busy and we did use shortcuts

Hope you're done with the pessary soon La

Ga, that's a great idea, be a product tester for tena

yay la so glad things are moving. You're doing us shaggers proud! Cmon baby la!

Aah loving the catch up here!
So much that I snorted and made MelbaToast wriggle. I'm currently playing 'guess what position she's in' and my money is on diagonal with head up in top right and feet bottom left. I think she was facing inwards but might have just done a pirouette since I've been typing.

Farting in bed and sharting have been conversation topics between DH and I today- obviously I'm in the right place here.

I love ikea. DH hates it so I usually have to promise meatballs to get him there. We lost mil in there once though, had to send a search party DH to look for her.

Who's brought snacks for la's live birth thread then?

Not long now La

I love ikea, even DH loves ikea - not that he will admit it to anyone. I think he likes it because of Daim bars and free refill drinks to be honest.

No sure if the sickness that is creeping up on me is pg related or just because I have polished off a huge chilli & rice for dinner followed by a strawberry tart with clotted cream

I'm here ready for mini la with mini cheddars toast

My new craving is potatoes

Oh man! Changeover of mw - old mw had said she'd examine me after my bath to see how far dilated.

New mw says just by looking at me she wouldn't examine me yet because I don't look like I'm in enough pain.

Eh? I've just had painkillers! That would be why I'm not in as much pain.

So now I've just got to sit and wait to be in more pain.

get mean on them la!!