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Waving our pom-poms for the thread that FINALLY welcomes MiniLa, it's carb-tastic, all day sickness and when the hell can I nap? On JS 34!

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ThursdayLast · 26/07/2015 18:44

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 34th grads fred is here

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

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RPopz · 26/07/2015 19:19

Paracetamol and ibuprofen Thursday - bit stingy!

RPopz · 26/07/2015 19:20

Hope the cocodamol takes the edge off La x

teejayem · 26/07/2015 19:22

I took my own painkillers in for postnatal and was glad I did! Bloody paracetamol indeed. Huff.

LaLaLaaaa · 26/07/2015 19:25

Actually the worst bit so far is needing a wee and also sitting in same position so long! Contractions are the lesser evil.

LaLaLaaaa · 26/07/2015 19:25

Right - who has some NFMA to distract me?

ThursdayLast · 26/07/2015 19:28

News from my ASS???

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ThursdayLast · 26/07/2015 19:28

Mind your business Shock

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ThursdayLast · 26/07/2015 19:28

WinkWinkWink

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MrsTattoo · 26/07/2015 19:29

purple I have a love hate relationship with ikea, it's great walking round picking stuff up until you get to the end and have to hunt through the warehouse yourself!

RhiannonElward · 26/07/2015 19:29

Um, my arse is refreshingly un-newsworthy at the moment. Sorry to let the side down Wink

honeysucklejasmine · 26/07/2015 19:29

I am very farty, if that helps?

ThursdayLast · 26/07/2015 19:31

The smell of my own farts makes me feel sick.

Fucking A

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RhiannonElward · 26/07/2015 19:33

Haha Thursday, take pride in their intensity and open a window Grin

CountryGal4 · 26/07/2015 19:34

No nfma - that's the problem!

MrsTattoo · 26/07/2015 19:37

honey can I join you with the gassy bum please?! Suprised my jeans havent disintergrated at the back today Blush

ChatEnOeuf · 26/07/2015 19:37

NFMA: Jeremy's gone away. It can happen!

RhiannonElward · 26/07/2015 19:40

Also Purple IKEA is my idea of hell. It is a labyrinth put there by the devil. I've been three times and needed help to find my way out. The lovely and very cheap dining table I own from there wasn't worth the confusion and bewilderment, I was a rat in a maze except probably more resentful.

Niffertiti · 26/07/2015 19:43

Ooooh la this is getting very exciting! Hope it all moves along nice a smoothly for you now, you've waited long enough! Xx

honeysucklejasmine · 26/07/2015 19:45

I love the idea of Rhi getting lost in IKEA. That's hilarious! They have maps and everything!

RhiannonElward · 26/07/2015 19:46

My favourite thing is when I go to bed before DP and when he pulls back the quilt and recoils in horror. It never fails to crack me up.

RhiannonElward · 26/07/2015 19:48

Honey I didn't even find a map. I was almost in tears of relief when we found the warehouse. It takes so long to get out of IKEA!

RhiannonElward · 26/07/2015 19:52

Just realised I didn't explain that dp is disgusted by the smell coming from a few hours farts that hits him when he pulls the quilt back, not the sight of me. Smile

honeysucklejasmine · 26/07/2015 19:52

Why does your husband recoil?! Ruuuuude!

CarrotPuff · 26/07/2015 19:53

Sorry La Blush but oxytocin is supposed to be good for labour Wink

Rhi Grin

Surprisingly, I'm not constipated this pregnancy yet. I guess last time Pregnacare contributed to that. This time I'm only taking frolic & vit D.

Also I'm 7+3 today, which is when I started spotting last time. So far so good...

Fleurchamp · 26/07/2015 19:55

Marking place and waving one Pom Pom other arm trapped under baby

Come on minila!