We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Ooh gx you've made good progress La, it certainly looks good from where I'm sitting. I love live updates so you go ahead and post for as long as you can stand it. Good luck!

Does anyone want to borrow H for a bit to practise looking after one? oh god please someone, cursing the possible teething, poor little thing

Nah you're alright thanks Zylar.
Today I have been mostly feeding DS to get him through the day. That's and watched The Gruffalos child 8 or 9 times

Apols for rogue R there - I'm trying out the new app and can't scroll back mid post to check names

Oooh La it's getting exciting
How you're ok lovie

Loving the live updates La, so exciting! You are doing brilliantly!

for you Country you poor old bean.

Oh Country you poor thing

La I hope no update in the last hour means things have ramped up a lot! Waves pompoms overexcitedly

Live birth Fred, how exciting!! Glad things are progressing! Have you had any gas and air yet? You're doing amazingly xx

Sorry your feeling poorly country.

Yes la love the live updates, keep them coming as long as you can! You're doing an amazing thing!

For those of you not on FB. I made it to the magnum store!

Boo to MS country! I think I lay on sofa for about 3 weeks.

Fuuuck this is sore! Dh just connecting tens. Not had pain relief yet just doing breathing

God id kill for a magnum

Gas and air is bloody amazing I had it when I dislocated a finger. I would Definately recommend!

This is morning sickness? I'm not actually being sick I feel like a fraud! Also morning? What a fucking lie. It should be called 'you'reGonnaWantToBarfYoureEyeballsOutUnlessYoureEatingOrSleepingOrBoth'

Lol country - hope you feel better soon!

Will they give you a paracetamol La? Loads of people swear by the TENs, hope it does the trick.

You're doing a BABY!!!!

Country mine was evening sickness and I never threw up once. Just felt hungover and weak

Midwife is MIA. Tens is on but not touching the pain

How often are they now la?

Turned all the way up? I never used TENs so don't know what the dealio with it is. Keep breathing. Focus on the nice bit in between.

(Don't forget to drink.... etc )

Impressed you can still hold the phone tbh!!

Have they have a pool available? Keep breathing!

Don't be afraid to ask for more painkillers La. When I was induced they were happy to provide me with what I needed to get through.
I hope you're ok xxx

Tens didn't do anything for me at all. Just eventually found it a nuisance and ripped it off.
Go la!

Every couple of mins. Dh is massaging my bum which helps!

No idea where mw is

Every couple of mins eeeeeeee! You've really got this show on the road madam!

If you want a me get dh in the corridor yelling for one. You are bringing a person into the world you get whatever the hell you want!

Can your DH get the midwife/press the big red button? Make sure you get pain relief if you need it.