We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

la I had a similar situation with DD. You WILL get there. And all of this will seem totally worth it when the baby is in your arms

Sending hugs La

Oh rubbish la I'm so sorry that things have slowed down so much for you. I can only imagine how frustrating it must be! Especially if you think they are ignoring your notes! If baby is happy enough and you're doing okay then there is no reason to start talking about ivs or disregarding the water birth plan.
How about you get the supervisor's mobile number and we'll all bombard her with messages about reading your notes!
I agree with the fact that you never know how fast things will go once they start going, so don't lose hope that it won't be today!

I think these things are pretty subjective and dependant on the mw... I don't think you can have un-dilated since the other day !? Agree with auf - it still could be today. He's clearly ready to come with your show and contractions and everything. Noone can know how fast/ slow it'll go! I think you can have two goes at the pessary before they move onto the oxytocin drip? Stick to your guns. You've made it this far. The end's in sight xxx

We are walking! I've got three hours to walk baby and open cervix before being checked again!

We've done 2 laps of hospital already and I feel like my bums going to fall out my arse (only way to describe it!)

Keeping positive!!! Mr La is a legend and we are making a game of it

La you're an absolute hero! Can you get out of the hospital or is it raining?

Pud I wanted to put the heating on 2 days ago! Where has the summer gone???

World falling out via your arse sounds promising!!!! Enjoy your walk! Mr La's a good un

La you're such a bloody trooper it's amazing. The next time you go home you're going to have a son! SQUEEEE! Thanks for the updates, demand the care you want and good luck lovely, thinking of you

Tis like a monsoon outside so we are bit stuck. I've eaten 3 packets of discos, a baby bel, a twix and a twirl. I'm powered by junk food

Haha good work! You're a soldier.

I found the pessary really painful, it burned when I peed, so good you're not having that reaction to it!

Ha ha keep putting the food in La! You can do this!!

Haha good walking la DH & I went to the nearby pets at home when I was being induced, was a very cute distraction

My waters broke almost exactly 12hrs after they gave me the pessary and contractions started immediately.

Thinking of you xxx

Keep going la, you're brilliant and you'll meet your little boy soon! Xx

Anyone?

Pets at Home? Pfft I wasn't allowed out of the hospital. Could hardly walk so probably just as well. Think I got a dodgy one!

wil I'd be asking for a refund! You've been screwed

la everyone is thinking about you

deeply did you see video link? I don't want you using that Epi-no wrongly, I feel like I need to make sure you are tutored to A* level

Oh Thursday now you've got me wanting ice cream, and already had huuuuge bowl of shreddies, cheese and ham toastie, crisps, chocolate and just realised I want my daily pint of strawberry milk...with biscuits

We went out to macdonalds for a breakfast this morning

Pets at Home sounds like an excellent plan - think of the oxytocin!!!

Posted too soon!

Then DH has gone out for a few beers with some friends he doesn't see often so I stopped in tesco and bought myself 8 tonnes of crap.

Ice cream
Ginger beer
Capri suns
Mccoys crisps
Bread, bagels AND crumpets
Etcetera etcetera

Mmmmm Thursday you're making me hungry!

We've gone from no contractions to 5 in 10 minutes! And oh my god do they hurt! Baby's hb went sky high but has settled back down. I'm on the monitor. Wil I was same as you - could hardly walk when pessary kicked in.

Am doing Daisy breathing which is helping. Got 10 more mins on the minute then they'll check whether I'm dilated further.

It's like someone's sticking a fork in my fanjita.

Hope you don't mind the live updates! It's a nice distraction. I WISH I could go play with some animals!!

Who was it talking about dodgy preggers dreams? Mine were mental in first 20 weeks I had so many adventures

Checking in on my break at work to say I hope the pessary and walking are working la I'm sure you'll forget all about this waiting when you see his little face.

Oh excellent looks like they have! Breath through it la it's sound like you're doing great!

Go la

I've spent the last two days horizontal forcing crackers into my face and sleeping