We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Toast I have been in bed almost the whole day. Literally. Take it easy, you're pregnant.

To be fair, I spent pretty much the first four months of this pregnancy in bed

for you Honey

Amazing mental image Rhi, love it!

toast I agree with everyone else, pregnancy seems to make it harder to deal with things like colds. Just rest and take it easy.

In other news - I've just smashed 9.5!!

Bucket fanny!!!!!

Loving the nipple tassels! Just been twerking in the kitchen.

Sorry to all the pukey tired viroids! It's horrible!!!

COME ON OUT MINILA!! Best of luck lovey. Don't forget to drink and wee!!! xxxx

I think it's going to be a long one. Contractions not getting any closer together. I'm just napping as much as possible

Good work with the napping La. It might really get going overnight. Gx!!!

Well done Indigo! That's hilarious amazing!

Get lots of sleep La!

Yay la belated pompoms steady does it minila!
toast

Today I am mostly drinking bovril...mmm

Thanks guys, yeah I mustn't be hard on myself. Feet are firmly up for the rest of the evening. One of the good things about all this rest is I get to feel much more wiggling going on from baby ????????.

Napping sounds good la. I so hope this is it for you and baby is here by the end of tomorrow. You're a trooper that's for sure.

Napping is a good idea. If you do go into labour who knows when you'll sleep next! Carb loading as well if you can stomach it. Really hope this is it for you La x

We're away visiting DP's family and going to a wedding today - I'm exhausted! Getting lots of (unsolicited) advice. Hooray!

Sorry you're feeling poorly toast. Hope you feel better soon.

La, hope things progress for you overnight. You've really been through the mill and I'm so impressed with your sense of humour all along.

Unmumsnetty hugs for sickly viroids. My ms is definitely easing up and when it happens it's such a breath of fresh air. (gx it stays away!) Hang in there!

I took a a bumpie yesterday morning but I think it's mostly hula hoops. Debating whether to put it on fb group as a sort of beginning marker but feeling a bit silly. Probably just a pot belly!

Lol-ing at your hulahoops bump pretzel

pretzel put it up girl!

Hope you're ok La

Definitely need a pretzel bumpie I never took a starting one and should have done

I'm exhausted! I went to meet friends for lunch, drove an hour, walked 20 mins, ate lunch, walked 20 mins and drove home. Had to sleep for an hour, could have stayed there til morning

I've got another friends birthday in a couple of weeks which means 80 miles each way drive. Now wondering if I'll be able to do it

Oh and Pud I've saved every penny I can for mat leave and I'm spending as little as poss. We can't live on 1 wage but I've now got enough saved to be able to live while I'm off and still be able to leave the house

That's one stretchy vag you have there Indigo. 'Elasto-vag'.

Hurray for la and minila! Agree with others, carb load if you can and rest up, so very pleased for you things finally seem to be stepping up!

Toast and everyone else feeling grotty so sorry. Lots of bed rest, don't be afraid to take time off and hope you all start to feel better soon.

Well we've now got a very crowded house! We live with my parents and younger brother will be for a couple of years for various reasons. All good, free babysitters, enough space etc. Other brother and his wife have just moved in. Til potentially Feb. They've got some...interesting views on sahm and the relationship can be strained so hoping they're on best behaviour. Mainly worried about going into labour and trying to establish feeding with them around . All been a bit foisted on us but can't really complain, not our house!

Yes to a bumpie Pretzel, my first was essentially just a picture of me breathing out ha ha.

Good work Purple, we are going to try to boost our savings but need to do a lot bit of work on the house and garden first!

OMG Molly that is pretty crazy!!

Li keep thinking I'm getting no a "bump" pret but then I'm able to suck most of it in so think it's just bloat overindulgence

Gosh Molly, that sounds manic!

I hope this passes soon. I HATE feeling sick but not being sick. It's horrid.

Ohhhh good luck la, hope things are still moving along nicely!

Boobs have started to ache/feel heavy/sore when touched last night and today. But I can happily report no sickness today (yet). So am cooking a huge dinner of cheese burgers, chips and coleslaw after a busy day decorating. I can't wait to stuff my fat face!

Elastovag!