We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

(I've ordered them in bulk from Amazon before too! It's too hard not to scoff them all in a week that way though! )

Thursday you are due on my birthday!

The Pom poms come from where?!

No to worry pretzel, let's always start from there! Aches and pains and all sorts in that general area you will not be able to control and are likely to be fine. If it's every really crampy and blood, then ask MW:GP. Keep an eye but sounds safe enough at the moment!

Morning!!! Still preggers! But Dh here for 3 days now so I've told MiniLa that this would now be a nice time to come as I'll not have to worry about getting dad home from work. Be a good boy MiniLa please. We are going for posh lunch today (apparently Mr La made good tips) so I'm invoking LOS for waters breaking in posh place.

Had some pain overnight but could be nothing.

Not many July thread babies left - so many popped early! So many seem to have needed EMCS etc it really is quite nerve wracking to see. Very few sneeze births.

Love the idea of a gymnastics party, might have to suggest this to DS when he's older so I can have a play.

This is the thread when I become a mum!

Dulcet you have to read back to when you were in labour, the hysterical excited Pom Pom waving from us inspired the Fred name and was very funny!

Pretzel your womb is stretching all the time to prepare to incubate a baby, that's what the pains are. But if it becomes dull cramps or blood contact midwife

Morning!

Great new Fred title! Good work.

Sorry to purple I missed your post on the last Fred, I'm feeling better but am at the stage of the cold where I'm super bunged up. But I've got energy now!

pretzel I get them on and off all the time. As long as there's no bleeding or sharp pains I wouldn't worry.

Welcome sky :) add yourself to the stats! It's a js'ing baby boom at the moment.

la...you're going to be a mummy soon!!!

Morning! La, hope minila listens to you.

Jelly glad you're on the up! Breathing through your nose is overrated anyway.

Welcome Sky!

Gx miniLa behaves.

Pretzel there's lots of stretching going on, if it feels like what you had at the start I wouldn't worry.

I also have a pain on the left but it feels like a pulled muscle. Worst of all I have the most horrendous headache but I'm too nauseaus to take any pills I had it yesterday to a point I struggled to walk, took paracetamol and it only took an edge off...

Well I wondered where you had all run off to, hadn't even noticed we were near the end of the Fred!

carrot it might be round ligament pain that you have, I had a week or so where I was getting it every time I walked, felt like really bad stitch and I sometimes get it if I move too quickly or turn over in bed, feels like I've been stabbed!

Enjoy your posh lunch la!

Had a lovely night last night, lasagne wad delicious if I may say so myself and I even made banana bread for the first time ever which was really yummy. Friends went home at 1ish and me and mr bat ended up staying up until 3 playing loud music - feel like I should be hungover this morning but I'm not, awesome! Everyone else is however haha

Gymnastics party sounds ace, might look into that for DD once we're back in the UK.

Come on BabyLa!

Back from Italy to find I have missed a whole Fred! And la is STILL pregnant?!
Nice to be back viroids..I'm off to catch up :)

Morning.

I'm nibbling a dry cracker and sipping lemon fanta for breakfast. And watching the fecking Tweenies. Today can only get better right?

:( still pregnant. Forever pregnant.,,

Are you having MS already Thursday? Other than burping I've not had any gastric related shenanigans so far. In fact, quite the opposite, I keep feeling hungry. Have just come back from swimming and have positively wolfed down a rather sizeable bowl of shreddies and am contemplating getting a refill

Aww La much as that sounds like the ending for a letter ("Yours, forever pregnant, La"), I'm sure and least I think I'm sure it has to end eventually

La you're nearly there now, wear some really nice underwear for extra LOS or perhaps use your vaginal pom poms to do yourself a sweep - chimney sweep style. It could work!

Welcome Sky, come in and grab a seat. There are Magnums in the freezer and pom pom laundering facilities in the kitchen. Make yourself at home :)

Hope you're not feeling too bad Dulcet, gx you get home very soon so you can get the rest you need. Also sharing the painkiller concerns, I'm too small for two paracetamol apparently so had to make do after my second section with just the one. I got home ASAP so I could top up. It wasn't much fun.

NFMA piles are slightly improved today, docs tomorrow though in the hope they have something better to offer me. Not looking forward to showing my bulbous arse off but I do need to be able to walk.

Say whaaaat? You only had paracetamol after a section? Am I reading that right?

Crikey, I had oramorph, codeine and diclafenic! Also those fun little self administered injections that I don't recall the purpose of now.

Oh yes to the MS tea - I had it before I even took the test . No actual puking but almost constant nausea (even at 3am when woken up by DS). And my sense of smell has gone into hyperdrive already. I'm not even 6 weeks [

I had ibuprofen too. They try not to give you much these days apparently. I think it's against the Human Rights Act but what can you do?

rhi good luck with the gp, they might give you super strength cream.
DD is still fast asleep. Hurray I got a lie in.
Were going on the gruffalo trail today then shall do lunch.

Hell, they obviously don't mind dishing out the meds at my trust! Tbf I got the diclafenic because a friend of mine who's a MW came to visit and basically changed it from ibuprofen for me
And I was in hospital for over a week so I had access to the good shit for aaaaages!

Thanks Ga, sounds like you got lucky this morning and have a lovely day ahead. I fell asleep putting DD to bed last night so I'm fresh as a massive daisy this morning which makes a change

Oh lovely ga there isn't one of those near me, I'm sure DS would love it though!

We're off to a children's rainbow run bad mummy hasn't raised any sponsorship money oops

Thanks for the advice on the pains everyone. When I had my mc (years ago) it ramped up very quickly and it was very painful, but I guess they don't always go the same and I wanted to be sure it wasn't something starting. Feeling suitably reassured anyway, cheers.

jelly glad you're feeling a bit better and hope the stuffy nose is gone soon!

I've forgotten who was talking about side pain early on but I had a muscle type pain just like that in the first few weeks and it helped when I pressed on it/laid on one side, it went away after a few weeks.

Re morning sickness, I had it for a week before I knew I was pg! 11+6 today and really starting to believe it's shoving off. Had more well days than sick days this week! Hang in there, I had to have a good cry and sulk about it several times and that's ok.

Thursday they stopped giving out codeine because it interferes with breastfeeding if I remember correctly. I was out on day two after the section and it wasn't too bad. The horrible injections are the worst, I got my midwife to do them because I am squeamish and a right wimp with needles.