We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

[pretzelpieces]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

I do remember someone saying something about codeine transferring to the baby - luckily DS v greedy and didn't impact on us. Good to know for future reference though.

I only had to do about 4 of those injections myself and made a total hash of it each time - little bruises all over my thigh

Thursday rainbow run sounds lovely. I like in the back of beyond and we've got TWO local gruffalo trails. Were going to the big one today though.
rhi yay for daisy freshness!

I just Google imaged gruffalo trail and it looks great!

Morning all! I came home last night with a lush Indian takeaway and a beautiful silver gift box tied up with ribbon. Inside nestled in the tissue paper was my positive Superdrug test and a CB digital to date the pregnancy. DP was surprised and delighted. We feasted and hugged and I COULD NOT GET THE FECK TO SLEEP. I was farting and weeing like crazy! I'm only 4.1 FFS! The cb digi said 2-3 weeks (4-5 weeks according to doctor calculation) and there's no possible way I conceived any earlier than 4 July as was away without DP. I'm 36... Could this multiples?

Oh and thank you for the welcomes! Would love to join FB group and can't seem to edit stats on phone. Will try on desktop later

Sky :) sounds like quite a night you had!!!

Rhi - wow to survivor on one paracetamol legend

Ga - can you wait for us? I'd like to go on a gruffalo trail!

Anyone wanting to join FB group send me your email address by PM and I'll add you. Stats can only be done on PC let me know if u still can't do it and I can add u

Just made Dh shag me very violently - that ought to do it!

Still lurking for minila, congrats to dulcet and fleur!

I just had a thought about the whole girl/boy thing. They say you're more likely to have a boy if you shag on day of icing. Girls if you shag day before. Do you think we are having more boys because we know our cycles well so shag on the day?

Just out of interest....

Welcome sky! March really is going to be busy!

Congratulations again dulcet, you sound very positive about it and and even though it didn't go quite to plan in the end it is good that you felt you had a good experience overall.

Morning sickness is horrible. Im exactly the same Thursday, and may time it went on to sixteen weeks so hopefully it won't last so long this time.

I brought up the idea of an early scan to dh and he was really keen. So we're going to try to book one for about two weeks time. We don't know if he'll get time off work for the twelve week scan so hopefully all is ok and this is a nice chance for him to get a glimpse.

Interesting thought la. This time we managed to shag on icing day, i totally have a feeling is a boy, although i know it could be wrong. With dd we missed icing by a day or two and she is obviously a girl!

Same here Totally. We've decided to get a private scan week after next

I thought I'd missed icing with BabyPis but we did have lots of sex the weekend before so could be..?

Just throwing that in there as a handy place mark! Did anyone wash the plug pom-poms? Hope for some mucus news soon La! Go easy on your poor fanjo though

We shagged the day after icing and got a boy. Me and DH were on opposite 12 hour shifts on icing day (e.g. 8am-8pm/ 8pm-8am) and I remember being distinctly pissed off!!

Aw sky Sounds like a lovely eve! The constant weeing thing definitely starts early and CB digitals are notoriously shite accuracywise so not to worry. Though some JSing twins would be awesome!

Oooh gx for waters breaking in posh restaurant La. Then you'll get free meals for life. It's the law. Disclaimer: it isn't

Can recommend lemon San Pellegrino for MS

Haaa Pis! I was trying to remember yesterday who we had the plug pom poms for!

MINILA, EXIT VIA THE VAGINA. I REPEAT, EXIT VIA THE VAGINA.

Hope that helps!

Phew, very busy couple of days. Finished work for summer (Yes!), drove for 6 hours to surprise my bestie at her graduation (she cried, it was lovely), stayed up till midnight (!) celebrating, got up, made costume for big family party yesterday, had a lovely time and ate my body weight in curry. Now v v v tired but happy. :-)

Welcome Sky it's lovely to see you and your giblets here.

Pretzel, glad you are reassured, I have had achey cramps throughout.

Jelly, congrats on 12 weeks! Did you (ahem) celebrate?! I still think I am in the first trimester so it is scary that you are 12 weeks, time is moving so quickly!

Honey, a lovely scan blob!! Do you feel a bit more reassured?

Okay, nap time before family bbq!

P.s. have funny story to tell about farting in public but need sleep so will post later!!!

Aw sky that sounds lovely (well maybe not the weeing and farting bit so much but better out than in ).

la I don't think I buy into that stuff, I think it's just random! We'll probably have a run of girls shortly.

la keep shagging. He's coming out soon!

pud nope no shag, was shattered.

sky could be giblets. Although to be fair I think the insomnia hit me right away, but soon went away.

Had a major rant at DP today. We are meant to be deep cleaning to house to potentially get it valued on Tuesday. He slept till 11 and only woke up because I woke him up. 11! What sort of ungodly hour is that to sleep till

pud that's so sweet! Sounds like you had an awesome time

Hi all well I'm back from a lovely relaxing week away in Wales. I do feel pretty tired now and I'm glad I set aside today to do some organising as I'm back to work tomorrow for the first time in 5 weeks. Can't say I'm not feeling a little bit nervous about it.......

Minila Ok you've had your fun, now it's time to get moving. Your mummy and daddy are ready and they can't wait to meet you so stop being so comfortable!!

Yay for 12 weeks jelly and beautiful scan honey I can't believe I'm 19 weeks today so I'm sure it will start to fly by for you both too!

dulcet that is an great birth story. I'm so glad you have got to the end of it feeling positive, even if it didn't turn out exactly as you wanted it. All you birthing viroids are so brave and awesome!

Ok so much has happened over the last week that I can't possibly catch up on it all but hope all those with ms feel better, those with jeremies get some relief and everyone gets a burst of energy and can enjoy a lovely Sunday

Just keep shagging Just keep shagging...

(a la Dory from Finding Nemo)

I would really recommended an early scan. The relief of seeing a heart beat is incredible!

DH also really enjoyed it and said he didn't expect to see anything so was really excited to see a heart beat.

Me too honey, the relief was immense! Especially after a previous loss. Ours was £99 and the best we've spent so far

la was it you who linked penises in shoes? I've just got round to looking at it and now i need brain bleach. Thanks for that.

jelly I have to say that I think 11 is a perfectly reasonable wake up time, I can easily sleep until then! As long as I still get my 5am wee of course

So can anyone tell me about bouncers? My mum is coming to visit in 3 weeks and wants to buy us a bouncer and is pestering the hell out of me about which one we want. Had a quick look in the shops and I like the colourful comfy looking ones that have dangly bits that the baby can look at and touch. However it's a minefield out there and some vibrate and play music and some aren't bouncers at all but are actually electric swings! What the hell to buy?! Are the ones that rock themselves worth it or will baby then always need to be rocked or vibrated?? And do they like actually bouncing? So we should get one that bounces rather than swings? Confused!!