We're pulling pompoms from our fanjos to cheer each other on, breaking beds, twiddling our nipple tassles and counting jeremies! It'll be sneezebirths all round on JSing Grads 34!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 34th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 33rd grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Morning all!

Dulcet hooray for being home! I think that's probably the most terrifying part for me. Getting home and realising that it's your baby.

Ah haha ha haha ha! Oh bat!

Ride it out bat straight face, pretend it wasn't you

Morning all.

Oh no bat, yeah just straight face and plough through - someone else did it!

Good tip chat - don't want to disturb the neighbours!

I will admit team onto breakdown when we got home honey. But once it's dinner time they need you and you just get on with it!

LMAO bat

Another BFP in JSing!

I wonder if La is doing a baby?..

Morning viroids!

Still pregnant...we've nipple tweaked, ball bounced birthing and his, cuddled, shagged, done acupressure. I feel really nauseous today and felt like that all night but otherwise nowt apart from constantly feeling like I need to poo (poo baby?). Got acupuncture today then 3rd sweep. Think dilating thoughts!

Dulcet - hooray for being home! Must be terrifying yes! That's why my mum is coming to stay for first few days a I'm scared I'll break the baby

Thursday - I'd recommend telling Pilates teacher. There are some exercises you shouldn't be doing before 12 weeks and she can also advise you on strengthening exercises for pregnancy

bucket fanny indigo - wowee!! Are you not tempted to start seeing what you can fit up there? Fruit, veg, random objects?

Purple - adopt the following pose:
Eyes shut
Fingers in ears
Then make a noise that sounds like 'la la la la la la!'

None of your aunts business!

Yes indeed after dtd twice in 28 weeks we've stepped up our game to get this baby out with multiple shagging yesterday. Surprisingly not that difficult at 41 weeks! Hoping the blunt trauma plus prostaglandin will help the dilation.

Bat - I did one in stairwell at work abc it echoed up 3 floors. My sympathies

How was your first night home Dulcet?

Wow another bfp!? This is ace!

No baby sorry folks...

Also looks like we got another JS BFP

Welcome home Dulcet and babydulcet hope you're settling in ok

Girls, I love you all I'm not going to let an ignorant old woman piss on my chips. I know I'm doing the best I can and I always will

Morning viroids!

la sorry you are still pg :( come on baby your time is well and truly UP!

dulcet yay you're home :) great news. Enjoy the next 18 years

ind I am impressed. That's some fine stretching there.

bat I did a really smelly one last night and blamed it on the cats.

So I'm back to work today, still snotty but feeling much better, plus working from home tomorrow for the scan so can chill.

And woo for more bfp's :) I think the undergrads knew we were thin on the ground here and upped their game.

I farted all night again. Told DP it was the exhaust system on a baby making machine had mild cramps too. Don't remember symptoms this early with DD. Maybe rose tinted glasses effect?!

Oh and purple your aunts a numpty (polite term for it). Ignore her, she's clearly stuck in the 70's. Two days a week will do the baby no harm at all.

Oh wind from both ends was absolutely an early and ongoing symptom for me sky. Good job TTC had ended as it is not pretty!

No one can say you didn't try to get this one out la! He's very comfy in there. Still, one week over due tomorrow and I read the majority come between 39-41 weeks so still time! I think you should relax more today though - labour is hard work as it is!

It was ok I think thursday. A lot to learn about breast feeding still! Mainly the when's rather than how's - he seems to know what to do. DH has found it a bit tiring but I think he's been pretty good!

Lol Bat, it wasn't you, it was the baby!

Which reminds me of what happened on Friday....

We had a half day on the last day of term so I was out of the car park by 2pm. I had to get from 'The South' to 'The North' by 7pm for my friends graduation meal - no worries. After half an hour of driving I had to pull of the motorway for a nap and slept for half an hour in my car in an industrial estate - oops! Then stop for about 300 wees and the traffic was really bad. I realised that I wouldn't make it to the meal in time for food so stopped at the services for a burger king. This was a BIG treat as I never normally eat fast food, but I had to eat it quickly as I was on a deadline. So I am busy stuffing my face when I feel a rumbling. I presume that this will be a usual silent, non offensive lady-trump so I allowed nature to take its own course.

PAAAAAARRRRRRPP!!!

The family on the table next to me all turned and looked at me like , and there was no way that I could pretend it wasn't me as I had leaned to the side (in an elegant manner) to let it out! Ha ha! And do you know what? I really didn't care, I just thought, "Meh, I'm pregnant, my body is awesome" and then carried on shovelling chips into my mouth with two hands as I was in such a rush - classy bird. It was very liberating, I guess a bit like being a bloke where you aren't expected to be embarrassed about your bodily functions.

I'm 18 weeks now and baby has been really active for two days, having a right old wiggle about. I was very excited about this until I realised that I had drunk a cup of tea and had a can of diet coke in the same day. I know that is way below the recommended caffeine allowance but I never drink any caffeine, I haven't for years, so I think it may have been a shock to the babies system and it got a bit hyper!

Welcome home dulcet and baby

Ha ha ha! Loving the fart stories!

Just rang to book sweep:

Me: hi can I book for a sweep today?
MW: certainly, 12:20 ok?
Me: sure thanks
MW: first baby?
Me: yes
MW: how far are you overdue?
Me: 6 days
MW: oh dear, well it can't stay in there forever! Is this your first sweep?
Me: no, third
MW: oh....

@ pud I especially liked the leaning to the side bit

Glad you're both home dulcet but please tell me you haven't left that child outside on the house all night it's been raining all night here

Sky I concur with dulcet re farting garying and burping. In fact each time I let out another spontaneous, uncontrollable man-belch I remind DP that it's better out of that end than the other. After all, while it may smell of lemon cheesecake on the way in...

Oh pud I'm laughing at my desk and people are looking at me - they politely ignored the fart but now they think I'm bonkers.

Poor la - hope those midwives get things going for you soon!

Lol oh La, you poor thing!

Oh La hope this one works
You've obviously made him too comfortable
Hopefully all the jiggling might have made him change his mind

If he's got the how Dulcet you're into a winner. IME the when is whenever you've tried everything else and they're still fussing

purple I'm fuming on your behalf! Nothing even to do with being "greedy", even if you could afford to be a SAHM, maybe you don't want to give up your career?! I would've bitten her head off I think, wouldn't have been able to control it as this kind of thing really grinds my gears. SAHP vs WOHP is a PERSONAL choice and nothing to do with anyone else. I personally could never be a SAHM, I enjoy my job and am very proud of the fact that I've gotten to a middle management level in a short space of time, best of all in (one of the very few) types of organisations where most of the senior people are (shock horror) WOMEN! Almost like feminism never happened.

So glad btw that the term SAHM is what's used on this thread. If I see the term "full-time mum" on Facebook again I'll scream!

Hormonal pregnant rant over.

Happy Monday everyone!

Dulce - whenever he wants.

Pud

Haha. I promise you all that the baby is inside and has been all night!

I'm not saying I defo have the how thursday, it does hurt so don't think it's perfect, but he seems to be getting something. It was the whole waking him up deal I wasn't sure about - he was sleeping for nearly four hrs last night so was stressing about whether to wake him. Seems unfair!

Haha pud, amazing! You are the women in the story that family have been telling their friends and family since!

Oh la. Maybe they will have some magic tricks for you now they know it's the third! I predict you will finally pop on... Weds night/Thurs morning!