Avoiding accidental golden showers and unsolicited bump touching while enjoying the gamble of the poo-lottery and apparently getting more massive by the day - JSer grads 31!

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 31st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 49th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

If anyone could see in my window - just been sitting with a boob pump on my boob trying to use pis's article about comparing shape of boob/pump.

It looks like a match!

Have any of you ladies managed to squeeze out some colostrum yet? Nothing is happening for me - in fact my boobs haven't got much bigger and I haven't leaked.
I have had some crusty white stuff but that was weeks ago.

fleur yes mine leak yellow goop - I get worried that it's going to be gone before baby arrives but midwife told me it's fine. I think it's different for everyone - some people don't get any leaking until baby born.

Try massaging your boob and see what happens

I haven't had any leaking fluid fleur, just crusty nips for a few months. Never wet.

Girl in yoga said she woke up one night recently and was covered - her nightie was stuck to her and it was all under her arms. I've defo not had that!

That's what I get dulcet! It's really sticky! I'll have nothing for ages then a bit wet sticky mark.

New thread is here but in true lil styley you're not allowed to use it til we've filled this one!

Fabulous news, Gouda Continental blood testing is clearly aimed in that direction - one of my recent consultant emails informed me I don't have herpes. Wonderful! No-one is less surprised than me.

It's too hot. I don't like it.

This is why I don't go on holiday. Too hot. Why would I spend £££s to be too hot?!

That's it. I'm going to the cinema. There's air con there!

I like being hot on holiday but normally coz there is the sea or a pool in which you can climb into to cool off. I have to say I'm glad I'm not at work today. Just had an hour and a half's nap (yep I know I'd only been awake for 3 hours) now planning to sit on the sofa in my bikini top and appropriately coloured pants (need to do some washing) and enjoy the slight breeze. Planning a shower at some point this afternoon when I get too hot. It's gonna be a busy day

I'm going to google map my area and find the nearest person's house with a swimming pool, then go and get in it. I'm pregnant so they can't tell me off.

My gym has an outdoor pool. It will be heaving today- when I left yesterday (at 8am) there were already people out there claiming their sunbeds

The sun has gone in here - bliss!

I have finished my stickers in the nursery and have eaten ice cream for lunch.

I love mat leave!

Need to get me a fanjo fan! #toohot

Sun has gone in here too, but it's still like a sauna inside and outside! melts

All you hot ladies in the Guildford direction should get yourselves to the lido. It's important to go early though, when they've been running the filters all night and there aren't any children doing unspeakable things in it.

That's where I'd be if I wasn't in the office!

And I know I'm a little late to the fish finger sarnie party but can I just say: HECK YES! Especially with a good tomato chutney instead of ketchup (so we can pretend we're posh!) Although lately I've not been fancying fish much, sadly!

And Jelly I hear you re evil raisins! How to spoil basically any food: put raisins in it. Nobody wants to bite into a delicious slice of rocky road only to find raisins lurking in there! Disappointing! The only thing where raisins are just about acceptable is hot cross buns. And maybe Christmas pudding.
And don't even get me started on people who add raisins to sweet & sour dishes!!

In boob news, my ever-growing-voluptuous friends are now comfily encased in a Mothercare maternity bra. (and it doesn't look like a granny bra much) Bliss. Underwire is almost as evil as raisins.

Ah the relief of the first maternity bra! Enjoy mae, you'll be back there in a month probably!

I am not sat in the cinema with a big coke. Just me and another lady enjoying the air con. They could crank it up a notch too I reckon!

Health visitor called, midwife chaser her. I had fallen off their list. She's coming Friday.

Oh man! I'm the only non HV person? Oh well!

Mae I loved getting my first mat bra - so comfy!

There's no way I'd expose this body at an outdoor swimming pool it would blind people

New tip for cooling down - sit with feet in bowl of cold water. It is bliss!!!!

What film you watching dulcet?

No HV here either la

I only had one tiny leak fleur and nothing else until TT was born, and even then it was a good squeeze. Now they're like leaky milk taps. .

It is WARM!

I didn't have a HV visit before TT either la - although I'm quite glad I didn't as my one is a knob for a number of reasons but my first impression of her wasn't great; She turned up unannounced four days after I'd had him and claimed she'd made an appointment with me on the phone which she hadn't, then realised she had someone else's phone number next to my name in her notebook, and then told me she should have come over when I was still pregnant to 'check the house was a safe environment for

a baby'

Thank goodness she didn't eh! I would have had to move my live grenade collection and selection of bear traps off the nursery floor.

Oh I would LOVE to go swimming! And take baby with me. Think I have to wait until after the Dr has signed me off after 6weeks though

BabyRM is nocturnal. Feeding really well now, but waking every hour for more!

Any news from Wiggly ?

tee you make me laugh!

Apparently the one my nct group had - her first question was 'was it planned?'

Cheeky mare.

Does it bloody matter as long as you're prepared to look after baby once it's here?

I prodded miniLa earlier coz he'd been bit quiet. Rookie mistake - there are now gymnastics going on in there!

Have been sitting outside with feet in bowl of water for an hour. Have fan in lounge. This life ain't bad!

Shall I fill the thread so we can shift over to new one?

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