Avoiding accidental golden showers and unsolicited bump touching while enjoying the gamble of the poo-lottery and apparently getting more massive by the day - JSer grads 31!

[DulcetMoans]

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 31st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 49th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

I've never had a fish finger sandwich!

Disappointingly dulcet I don't think the storm ever really made it to this side! Another hot night then.

My god the nights are unbearable. We have two house cats so our house is a strict "no windows open" house hold. I can't tell you how much I hate the cats on days like today.

Ketchup and mayonnaise in the same sandwich? you dirty bitch!

What about ketchup and salad cream

Ketchup and salad cream on tuna is amazing.

Jelly that wrap sounds amazing.

DH bought crack bagels today. Otherwise known as cinnamon and raisin bagels. Toasted, with butter..
Heaven!

You are all ruining your food!

Yeah, think that was all we got toast. They had rain down the M27 though... So it will be baking tomorrow.

Honey wait until you do your pelvic floors after having the baby. It makes your nipples tingle like milk let-down. Altogether nasty.

Raisins! The Devils food they are. They sneak them in nice foods to make them hideous!

I've never had tuna with ketchup, tuna mayo tho, nom! I miss the copious amounts of tuna I used to eat!

Phwoooooar salad cream!
dulcet same appt schedule as first timers only you get 2 appts less. So I dont get a 25 week one and I don't get one around the 30 week mark I forget when. My 'Jill' is visiting next week.....my breasts dont require her at this juncture.

I don't really like mayonnaise so wouldn't eat it with tuna. Icky. But salad cream and a dash of ketchup... Yum.

I still have no "Jill" or HV.

I am 37 weeks. When should this occur?

Try it pis....It's incredible!

Oh, Looking, Cym... Do you have raisins in your welsh cakes? I know some people who have them without, and that's super wrong.

Oh my god you're all gross!!! I can't stand mayonnaise, salad cream or coleslaw. Yuck!

I do love ketchup though and I eat salsa from the jar with a spoon

No funky weather here. Dh is sad as I told him it might be on way and he got excited.

We have a bedroom fan, it's awesome

I'm loving that you're following my example niff! Fan up the fanjo!

Fish finger sarnies with ketchup yum!

Pud so glad vet thinks she'll be ok! It's always a difficult one with kittens and pups as they can go downhill so quickly so I always think it's best just to ask vet. Hopefully she'll soon be bouncing about again with no pooey bum!

Running cold water over your wrists can help too - I used to do that in work loos

Me either fleur, but I have midwife tomorrow and I am meant to mention it to her if I haven't heard. Not sure I want a HV though - do we have to?!

Welsh cakes without raisins jelly? But then what is in it?!

Who is doing next thread? I think I have made it through this one without dropping!

I've been doing my kegel app exercises every day I'm hoping they will help stop me seeing myself after labour!

Oh yeah I asked mw about HV and she said if I've not heard yet I'm not getting visit before birth, she said if they're overstretched then it's the first thing to go

Wetting myself. Not seeing myself.

Careful dulcet there are over 50 posts left before this one reaches its limit, there may still be time if you're quick!

I'm a big fan of cold water on the inside of my wrists. Especially when I get up for my middle of the night wees.

Eeeeep you are all bringing my pregnancy nausea back with your mixing of condiments you dirty people!

I do my kegels every day too (app is useful as a reminder) when it gets to the summer hols I will pay for the upgrade so I can do them 3x a day. Paranoid about various organs falling out of my hooha after giving birth

Mine does it 6 times a day pud / have I accidentally paid for it??

Oh no JC I could never adulterate my mayonnaise like that. I disapprove of Marie rose/seafood sauce for this very reason. I like most condiments - just not mixed together!

I was very happy when Quorn released a seafood range which included fish fingers. I lived off 'fish'finger sandwiches with tomato ketchup for a while. Happy days. Gutted they discontinued it. Now I have to go to Holland and Barrett and pay ££££ if I want a 'fish'finger sandwich.

A Welsh cake without raisins?! Deary me....

Which app do you have La?

Mmm I bloody love salad cream - I took a bottle to my friend's the other night because we were ordering pizza and I love it with pizza, none of my friends ever have it in!

Also strongly agree with salad cream and ketchup with tuna, my mum used to make it when I was little, it makes a really yum sweet tuna mayo type thing, mmmmm.

In fact I love tuna too, I've had to cut right down during pregnancy as I have always eaten too much of it.