Calmly and regally gestating our beans in a land of obsessive ILs, placenta horticulture, sweary doctors and naked pancake cravings. It's the JS grads thread 23!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 23rd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 40th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

One of my cats started behaving very oddly from the weekend we conceived, she has never been very cuddly, and obiv I didn't realise we'd hit the jackpot until a couple of weeks after, but I actually took a picture of her sitting on my tummy because it was THAT unusual. She follows me everywhere now...

omg I am watching that 'all or nothing' programme (have to do it sneakily when dh isn't around). There are some NUTTY ideas flying around, but still making me cry!

Hurty plan

That programme was interesting mountain!

Congrats to you lemon! Come on in and be terrified with us, we understand!

Will you get an update on the fox la? I took a dove that the cat proudly bought in and the vet did call and give me an update. Oh and we spent 6 weeks sleeping on the floor when homebase were bastards and didn't bring our bed. Don't shop there any more!

I prefer the vanilla tee, very refreshing! Might have to have one tomorrow now. (I can make you one too as I used to work there!)

How can you tell if movements are hiccups? Weirdly DH asked if I could feel hiccups this evening but don't think I have.

Very important - which Ben and Jerrys was it boo??

lemon I had many twinges through to downright cramps. Seems normal! Think tee had bad cramps too?

I've been so sick today. I wish I could just throw up then I might feel better.
I've eaten mostly crisps and sweets today and not moved much.
I dragged my carcass to the shops for more crap food supplies and cried a bit on the way up the street because I look pregnant and its awful I'm 9 weeks tomorrow so it not baby its just fat and bloat and I'm so embarrassed. Nothing I wear hides it. I'm so misshapen. Everyone will think I'm really fat
Rant over.

Tee these are nice?

www.mothercare.com/Boat-Bodysuits---5-Pack/LE7870,default,pd.html

dulcet Phish Food! I did eventually manage to eat it, but it was an entirely stressful experience!

Aww gaggia I'm sure you don't look as pg as you think, remember you have all those hormones flying about. I can totally sympathise I remember when all I could eat was crisps

Tee mine are so clingy just now ! It's lovely but also doing my head in!

Love the hurty plan. Freudian...

Dulcet I'm not going to ask as I'd rather just remember helping him. If he's died I'll feel sad, but at least it would have been less painful

Just been to my fit mummy class. Now I've got to know the girls I love it! We have such a laugh. We were all comparing belly buttons tonight. One persons has vanished because her tummy stretched so much!

Awww I'd love some ice cream!

Fit Mummy is such a funny name for a class.

Also of the ice cream here! Definitely going to add that onto my food shop delivery!

At the hurty pains! I had lots more I was going to comment on but I've forgot about everything I was thinking!

Fit mummy class sounds ace!

My pregnancy yoga class is a bit meh. The class itself is ok but the women, including the one running it, are not at all friendly. Tonight was my 8th class and still the teacher doesn't know my name. She knows everyone else's but always forgets mine.

One lady is 40 weeks tomorrow, as I left the class I wished her all the best in case she doesn't come back and she looked at me as though I was something on the bottom of her shoe. I do live in a bit of a poncey area but she took the biscuit.

Off to Bedfordshire! I have an air purifier thingy which I am hoping will help with my blocked passages!!

Night all xx

My belly button is sticking out like the tip of a tiny penis :( Mr Tee thinks this is hilarious and my own fault for having penis envy my whole life.

Love those kato! Thank you! Will check them out in local Mcare tomorrow. :)
Early bloat is horrible gaggia but honestly, it will go! I ate barely anything except nik naks and white bread with bovril, I couldn't bear the thought of anything healthy, and I didn't balloon in the end - just remember that your metabolism is working double hard making your baby so burning calories like a motherfucker.
I had stitch like pains for what felt like weeks lemon they came and went and sometimes were really bad. Hot bath and water bottle helped a lot. Think I said it the other day, but it's just your bean burrowing in and making itself comfy. plus your wobble starts doing some funky shit to accommodate so stretchy pains too! It's one of these things that I def didn't expect in pregnancy, but it's quite common. :)

That sucks Fleur.

Lol at your teeny penis Tee.

Fleur they sound a bit stuck up :( that's a shame

I think the teacher makes the ass what it is . My daisy and fitness classes are worlds apart. Daisy is very surreal - lots of calming music, talk of breathing baby out. Everyone chatting about eating placenta. At my fitness class the teacher puts on tubes like 'maniac' and 'eye of the tiger', shouts 'you can do it girls' and gets us to do hand weights. It's highly amusing coz I think people expect pg ladies to sit back and put their feet up but we are there doing squats and weights with some girls 41 weeks. It's all tailored towards pg so safe to do.

Unfortunately I think it only runs in my area because it's just 2 teachers who thought it up. They do post baby classes too from about 10 weeks after baby comes and you can take baby along.

I think I'll have to find a happy medium for delivery room! Perhaps eye of the tiger interspersed with daisy relaxation tunes!!!

Class not ass! Ha! She doesn't make my ass what it is, chocolate does that!

Love the penis tee...

Morning viroids! At tiny penis tee! Back to hospital for me today just to be checked up on. As far as I know though everything is fine so I'm expecting to just be sent home again!

Good luck Lauren.

Hahahaha La! She probably does have an effect on your ass with all those squats! Fit mummy sounds great and post natal class too.

Hope it's a quick visit then lauren!

That doesn't sound very friendly at all fleur, are there any ladies about the same sage as you? They might be more chatty.

Excellent choice of ice cream boo. Glad you got some at least, even if it wasn't relaxing!

My calves are so tight! Had cramp last couple of nights - crawling around in the floor swearing at DH! Now I walk down the stairs like a shit myself.

Morning viroids. Thanks for the video monitor advice. It's for when I go back to work mostly as I'll be away from home a couple of nights a week. Until then a basic one will do.

Congrats Lemon, welcome aboard. I've had twinges all the way through. I'm 11 weeks today . Hope you're not feeling too sick. Mine comes and goes. It's a lot better than it was but today is a bastard!

Fleur she sounds awful!

Lol at tiny penis Tee

Hi all! It's nearly my weekend, woohoo! Friday and Saturday off but back to work on Sunday, boooo. Hubby is off on a boys camping trip tomorrow and I was planning to stay in and have a secret pizza hut binge as couldn't be bothered trying to arrange things with the girls and have to make up a drinking excuse. But now one of my friends who does know is free so we are going to hang out together. Bit gutted about the missed pizza hut opportunity haha

Off for dinner and drinks with the girls from work tonight and I've said I'm detoxing after holiday and parents staying so have been drinking for a month solid - they seem to have bought it!

Haha tee the tiny penis made me lol!

I was rushing for a wee quite urgently a few times yesterday so was hoping it was my first symptom! Seems to have eased off today though Although I have hardly drank any water!

When does the early bloat end?? not at all anything to do with eating all the time and not exercising I wish there was a fit mummy class here! Sounds great!

Lol tiny penis..

Hi lemon!

Thanks viroids! Cant wait to shake off the bloat!
Did mothercare not go into administration? Our 2 closest ones closed down so we are going to try the one near lauren if its still open today.