Calmly and regally gestating our beans in a land of obsessive ILs, placenta horticulture, sweary doctors and naked pancake cravings. It's the JS grads thread 23!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 23rd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 40th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

:( la I hate those 12 hour delivery windows. Our nursery furniture was 9am-8pm on Saturday and it turned up a fecking 6pm. Talk about waste a day.... although at least we had something to sit on.
I think Tiny Tee has moved, I keep getting kicks at what feels like the back of my womble and my hips kind of physically wobble from side to side if he does it when I'm laying down, they aren't like the pokey poke ones I've had before, they feel deeper?! and not very comfy.
Quest for Mr Men vests failed, but the nice man at the fruit and veg stall gave me a free punnet of strawberries as I looked like I had a nice bump. (!) So I have a bloody fridgeful of them now.

still feel like I'm going to poo the baby out and are af style cramps whilst on toilet normal? bloody lactose

*lactulose

Aww tee free strawberries for being pg is lovely! :)

I've just sat down and watched my belly. I think my baby has hiccups! There is the slightest bit of movement every 20 seconds or so.

Just on hold to the couch company - where the fuck is my couch!?!??!?!???!!

Love when they have hiccups inside you! After I had the steroids for H's lungs she got hiccups loads, and still does since she was born! :)

Unacceptable La. They can't leave a pregnant woman sitting on the floor. You deserve compensation!

I saw your name quoted on quite a few things La when searching for cunts corner . You is definitely a sleb.

God how can the Daily Fail have an agenda against you? What total mentalists they are.

tee do those come in a can or do I have to go to starbucks to get one?!

have started world war 3 in the Boo household by giving DD Twirl bites and attempting to eat ben and jerry's I need the ben and Jerry's but she won't let me eat it cries

pis you can't go yet, because I think I'm next after you and I haven't had my one antenatal class yet! Wait till tomorrow night :P

You have to get them in Starbucks :( tbh it's like choc milk over crushed ice with cream, and I probably could do it myself, but they are just SO much nicer in the clear cups with the big green straws.
While I was in the US last year they were selling starbucks coffee based energy drinks in cans which I think were about 1500 calories a can, but alas deliciously wrong and lovely. Not seen anything similar over here tho...

Oh tee have you looked on www.truffleshuffle.com for mr men clothes for babies/ children? They often have good band stuff, or other old tv/ book character clothes on too. I've not looked at it in a while though!

www.truffleshuffle.co.uk/store/kids-grey-its-tickle-time-mr-men-romper-p-14639.html there's a romper. There's grobags too but they're expensive!

Sofa came! It's a bit too small as a sofa and too big as a sofa bed. Hmm....

Our living room is tiny. I'm now googling papasan chairs as I think we need one of those too. I haven't wanted one for years and now trying to engineer a reason to get one, nope

Cat tried to commit suicide under couch lorry. Was all a bit nerve wracking! To open sofa bed we'll have to turn sofa 90 degrees. But this is fine, as it's not going to happen often!

Thank God they finally turned up! Haha, it wasn't the famous puss was it? My douchebag cat ate a plate of curry this morning... She's staying outside until further notice!!

Tbh mountain - all lactulose did to me was give me bellyache!

I'm trapped under a grouchy newly vaccinated baby...

mmmm tee that sounds yummy. I want one now! But my stupid town doesn't have a starbucks or a costa, or any coffee shops at all really

Good news at scan (thank god they did abdominal scan instead of dildocam in the end) Placenta has moved out the way and baby is head down, yippee! I didn't feel her turn, but I have had a lot of movement in the last 24 hours, so I'm guessing she just gradually shifted round.
However, they did say she's a bit small (5th centile actually) but they're not too worried because me and dh are tiny too and there's good blood flow to and from placenta. But they want me to go back for another scan in 3 weeks to check growth.
There was a mega cute moment seeing her face all squidged up at the side of my belly. The sonographer could even see that she's got hair! I can't believe how detailed scans are these days feel old saying that

at crazy cats!

Ah yay mini, great news!

I had no idea what a papasan chair was and now I covet one hugely.

Trying to get it together and cook DD's supper, but the sickness morning my arse and the super-powerful sense of smell are really kicking in today, and I'm not sure I can bring myself to go in the kitchen. The dishwasher smells all dishwashery urrrgh. I'd forgotten what this is like.

He'd been DIYing in the lift Popz - he'd not just been sat in the same spot for too long

I never noticed hiccups with DS but this one seems to have them all the time! Can see her practising 'breathing' regularly now too. It looks really weird - like she's panting!

Just noticed it's a full moon... I wouldn't get worried boo - precisely nothing seems to be happening down there. But I've decided to use the time waiting for Daisy to start to write a hurty plan. Haha that should have been birth plan but my ipad seems to have a sense of humour!

Loft not lift - that sounds like he'd been wanking in public

Not done a lot else for me either popz :( very disappointed!

I am making fairy cakes, the mixture smells delicious, it took all my will power not to lick the spoons. Am also on my second half of a litre bottle of orange juice, appears baby wants vitamin C today!

Yay mini! Glad she's in place and no dildocam. Not long to go now

Gliding sickness is good! Lets you know things are going on. Although also rubbish, yes.

I have rearranged lounge and have decided papasan chair is essential. I love them, they are perfect for curling up in!

Mountain - try fybogel it worked for me

I will, thanks La. Btw I have just updated my stats - that spreadsheet is a thing of beauty!

I went mad for orange juice too mountain :) I was guzzling it by the pint!! - with the lactulose, you need to drink a LOT of water with it, it does something to hoover all the water into your bowel and this in turn should make your poo softer & easier. I didn't realise this and it just made me gassy to start with, which was more painful than the poo backlog (sorry..) I try and have about two pints of cordial around the time I take it, (although I am a bit dehydrated from painkillers, so you might not need that much!!) and it usually works within an hour or so.
I don't recommend taking before bed, it gave me cramps like I thought I was in bloody labour.
Love that site lauren thank you! I do luffs me a band babygro...

Those chairs!! I remember The Pier store used to sell them in Bluewater before they closed down, they are wonderful!

Currently playing a 'very amusing' game with the cat. She wants to bring dead rabbit in house, I keep chucking her and rabbit outside. Running around the house like a looney shutting all the windows whilst she finds another..

Ha! Mountain I know that feeling!

My cat is obsessed with bump. Keeps cuddling up to it and kneading it.

My craving all through has been tomatoes

LOL at hurty plan!