Calmly and regally gestating our beans in a land of obsessive ILs, placenta horticulture, sweary doctors and naked pancake cravings. It's the JS grads thread 23!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 23rd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 40th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Oh no lemon! Bet that tasted like shit too! At least it's not some mega strong chemical I guess.

I thought Ewan was meant to be magic as well, hopefully resistance is temporary zyla!

You might get some good freebies if you drop at a supermarket pis, and almost definitely can get in the local paper. 'Local lady gives birth to real life poo baby - Morrisons offer bog roll for life!'

I think your friend won the waffle wars yesterday chat, more today??

I'm going to a take that concert 1 month before I'm due. If I have my baby during it I'm hoping I can get lifelong tickets

Morning viroids my black oants have all gone orange in one place. Next door neighbour has just told me she's pregnant so I have a mat leave buddy. She's 8 weeks ahead of me.
She sent me an email about hypnobirthing as she's just started a business doing it. I need to find out more about it before I agree to anything though

Pants*

Ahhhhh...acid foof

You all need to stop wearing black pants - that's the issue.

Hahahaa Lemon, I'm so glad you're upduffed and on the thread. Hilarious.

I don't have Ewen but just play white noise from you tube. Works a treat until the internet connection is momentarily lost and then I flail about in a panic trying to get it back on before she wakes up.

La put baby on the same side of house as neighbour who hates you then it's a win for everyone (except her onviously). If you can't hear the other baby I wouldn't worry too much. I have heard people complain who live in flats before but it's usually based around children being left to cry for like an hour - I presume when they wake up too early etc.

I have put up a mental note to throw out all my black pants.

Shhhhh Wil a girl can dream!

Ewan worked really well the first night we had it....maybe if I buy a second one and tape them to her ears like huge, white noise playing ear muffs?? ;)

She swears she's sweet and innocent!! and is too bloody cute to blame for long

Just making sure I don't fall off the Fred! Ill be back later to catch up!

I thought it was just me with the acid foof! I'm so glad I'm not alone

Has pis popped yet?

Minilauren is doing well, he's under the sun lamp today for jaundice but he's doing great with the other things. Slowly the tubes and wires are coming off and he's in a cot normally now too and out of an incubator. I was discharged last night and that was the hardest thing I've ever done leaving him behind!

Aww what a cutie Zyla! Isn't looking at newborns meant to stimulate oxytocin production....

Great to hear babyI is doing so well lauren! Hope you get to spend lots of time with him while he is topping up his tan x

I have not popped. Amazingly neither has my gym ball even though I've been riding that bad boy like a horny cowgirl today.

ha ha that's an image pis. Just make sure you keep your pants on. Acid foof meets gym ball could be explosive. Cute piccy Zyla and good to hear that Minilauren is doing well too. I can't be arsed to do any work....come on weekend...

la we live in a terraced house. When next doors daughter was in labour it sounded like someone was being murdered, but we barely ever hear the boys cry, the nursery backs onto our bedroom and DH sleeps through it, It sometimes wakes me but I'm assuming that's the whole maternal instinct thing? The kids on the other side are a bit older but we only really hear the morning school run drama. Both sides claim they don't hear DD who rather likes a good possessed by the devil screaming fit!! I think the key thing is communication, if you see them and say 'ooof sorry, little one was a bit hard to settle last night, hope they didn't disturb you too much?' they should be fairly good natured about it, especially they've got kids of their own.

Also, I am a born worrier, I am the worst case scenario, clearly I am dying lady, I can't not worry about things that I don't have absolute control over :P

Glad the babies are doing well lauren and zyla I'm desperately looking forward to newborn snuggles when mine appears!

Just googled Horny Cowgirl to try and pull some amusing images for you pis. Seems the term Horny Cowgirl is pretty much exclusive to hardcore pornography did not need to see that many erect penises over my tea and biscuits

She is VERY cute Zyla . oooh I want one!

I've not thought about the neighbors tbh, although they have three kids, and haven't complained about the noise from Mr Tee's drum lessons... the only time I ever hear them is when their shower is on or someone is having a big poo as our bathrooms adjoin.

Not sure what Tiny Tee is up to this afternoon, but I had my hands on my bump and I felt something hard and spherical (Bum or head?!) move across my stomach from left to right. It felt so weird I yelped! Definitely Sci Fi weirdness.

Haha Tee! Although some poor guy is going to google 'horny cowgirl' to stock up his wank bank and find us discussing swamp foof and acid fanjo

We live in a terrace as well and we never hear the neighbours. Only when the teenagers next door stomp on the stairs, but they don't normally do that.

Thanks Wil, I aim to please

I'm planning a home birth and am slightly concerned as we live in a semi, and I want to labour in the living room. It doesn't share a wall with next door, but sat on the sofa you can hear them hoovering next door, and also you can hear people talking out on the street. Is everyone going hear my grunts and perineal tears?

lemon perhaps mention it to your neighbours and take them some earplugs I think it would be a nice courtesy for someone to pop over and give them a heads up when you go into labour so they're not sat wondering if they should call the police but plenty of people have home births, and it's not like it's something you plan on doing regularly!

Lemon they would have heard me in the next street, never mind the next house. Depends if you're a screamer or the strong and silent type.

Good point Boo. They're nice people so I'm sure it'll all be fine, but it is a rather quiet street! for now

And, as it is Friday, do I have a treat for you all.... enjoy

awful lot of grazed flaps in there lemon :(

Were you a screamer wil?

I live in a terrace, and was similarly put off a homebirth! Our neighbours have 5 kids ( ) and I don't really hear them ever. Hear their mum screaming at them plenty though Neither side has complained about minipopz's crying either. Not that anyone ever would surely? Just one of those things isn't it?

Love that fred Lemon, educational too. Might make DH read it

Zyla she's beautful. Hope she sleeps more soon

I'm posting from Paris where we are for our wedding anniversary. I've been in my pjs since 8pm when we got back from dinner. Now wishing we'd got a hotel further out as I can hear the drunks in the bar outside and too many sirens!