Calmly and regally gestating our beans in a land of obsessive ILs, placenta horticulture, sweary doctors and naked pancake cravings. It's the JS grads thread 23!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 23rd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 40th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Baby bat!

lauren step away from google!! You should know by now google is set to 'you're dying' as default when you search for anything medical!

Step away from Google Lauren, you know better ;)

I know you must be worried but you have great care from people looking after you and baby. Here's hoping all this worry will be over and you'll be enjoying your newborn snuggles in a few weeks xx

Tee you do make me laugh! Visions of lawn mowing bellies

Wil bourbons are medicinal, too much else going on to worry about that! Hopefully it flies by. Mum said it was worrying at the time but after it they looked back and laughed at pics of me with my legs akimbo. Poor microwil

I like the name Max!

I agree lauren that you should stay away from google - this morning google had me absolutely convinced that my baby had died! The problem is that it is difficult to read the useful information without coming across the horror stories.

Lauren! Step away from Google or I'll make you go first

Had a speed wax done as I was pretty uncomfortable on my back and broke out in a cold sweat. Now having a bite to eat in Pret in case it was because I haven't eaten enough. Just realised I forgot to take a bump pic this morning. Will have to see if I can manage a belfie in public without looking like a dick.

I was going to an NCT sale but I really CBA. Parking will be a nightmare and I'm in no mood to be exchanging elbow digs with desperate fellow-preggers. I'm going to waddle around town for a bit - might go and coo at baby clothes in H&M.

Ps great news Bat

Yayyyyy Bat I'm so chuffed for you.

La I'm working up there 3 nights this week.

I don't know about maternity bras, don't they give you a crap shape?

Mine are m&s and comfy plus keep everything up :)

In bath, it's sunny! Beautiful

It is beautiful out! We are in a pub and decided to make a list of baby things we need. DH wants your master list la but I can't find it n my emails (I sent it to him) and you removed it from the FB! Post again when you get a chance?

Bourbons are necessary wil, they need getting rid of!

Aww boo how come you all have good weather? It's miserable here.

Thanks for being reassuring La, there is something very cute about it actually.

Debenhams have some great nursing bras - assuming maternity ones are similarly good.

There aren't many places you can get bras at Glasgow Fort if you're big of bust - there's a mamas and papas who might have some. Other than that there's h&m but not sure what size they go up to.

I saw some in aldi today. Nursing bras. £2.79.

Currently in changing room at debenhams being fitted. Apparently I'm definitely gone up cup size! Oh god...I started out a d, let's see what it comes out as...

I'm an f!!!

But think how comfy you will be la!

Weather turned shit now wil so maybe it will head your way for some sunshine now.

Bought some baby bits at charity shops, it's lovely and scary at the same time!

Great scan Bat, congrats!

Lauren step away from google. You want to know stuff, ask Bliss, or I can give you my views from my experience.

Paris sounds great, Purple - enjoy!

We've been out all day today, tried so hard to include playgrounds and run-around space for DD and she was happiest pointing out pictures of Mary and baby Jesus in the church museum! Called in on the British shop on the way home...stocked up on hot cross buns, Hobnobs and cheddar :)

My mat bras are getting a little tight again - I'm usually pretty petite so it feels very odd to have to keep digging out the bigger cup and back sizes. Hopefully last time around's will fit again - I reckon between mat bras and feeding bras I have most sizes covered!

I'm a FF. It cant get any worse really.

I'm a F or FF. Think I got up to a G last pg. Normally an E.

Loving all the bump photos.

I'm not appreciating the breasticles I must say.
On Friday I caught sight of my preggers boobs in the toilet mirror and they looked positively vulgar. All massive and nipply. They are frankly offensive.
Doesn't help that DP isn't a breast man at all. I just feel so shit about the old body lately .

I'm not complaining about the f, just shocked! I hadn't thought they'd grown that much! As lady in shop said 'people would pay good money for those'

gaggia I'll do you a swap, I still seem to be a c/d, I'd kill for big boobs!!

E here at the moment, usually a C. I don't like the boob shape of non wired bras, but I've bought a couple anyway and my god are they comfortable.

If it makes you feel any better gaggia I was horrified at my wagon wheel nips too, although they seem to have calmed down a bit now. That or I've just accepted them... my current body horror is bum stretch marks (and the belly button penis affair).
Might just finish that bar of galaxy.

Gaggia I know what you mean, I'm struggling a bit. But pregnancy is sexy, your body is doing what comes naturally xx

It will get better.
It will get better.