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Well crap in a Jiffy bag - It's the 22nd JS Grads thread!

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Pisghetti · 15/02/2015 17:15

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 22nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 39th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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LaLaLaaaa · 27/02/2015 02:28

Ooh yes! Just for a laugh please post it on AIBU!

laurenamium · 27/02/2015 03:39

I'm leaking again Confused I've soaked 3 maternity pads and a bed mat dry night pad thing in the last hour. What are the chances of this just being thrush again? It's definitely not wee and its all clear and doesn't smell of anything... I'm going to have to go in aren't I? Confused Can I wait until I've dropped DD off at school do you think? Baby is moving

willywallace · 27/02/2015 03:58

Phone now Lauren. They're best placed to tell you what to do Thanks .

laurenamium · 27/02/2015 04:11

Thanks wil I've rang and I'm fine to go in when DD wakes up, I don't want to waste anyone's time but she was nice on the phone and said its better to be safe than sorry. If this is thrush though ill be Blush I've never had it before being pregnant so have no experience of it. Surely that much fluid can't be thrush?

DulcetMoans · 27/02/2015 07:05

Sounds like a lot of fluid to be thrush lauren but I don't know. They will get you some answers though.

Hadn't thought about the sling idea chat. No idea if that would be a goer but could mention it...

Now am I too scared of AIBU to see what MN world thinks...? I do have no meetings this morning... You'll all come in and tell me I am BU!

LaLaLaaaa · 27/02/2015 07:13

Lauren fx this morning for you - it does sound odd for thrush but hopefully they can tell you what's happening.

Dulcet yes please do it!

willywallace · 27/02/2015 07:33

That's never happened to me with thrush Lauren.

Noooo Dulcet! Haven't you seen those threads before? You'll get roasted. "Noone wants a baby on a hen do."

minimooo · 27/02/2015 08:02

Fx for appointment this morning lauren. Hope you can get some answers.

dulcet do it! Do it! Do it! Grin

Purpleball · 27/02/2015 08:05

Morning lovelies

Thrush was always like cottage cheese IME (boak)

I had a bad couple of days. I was in a hotel and woke up middle of wed night with stomach pains, rushed to loo for arse rain, sat there half an hour then went back to bed, repeat x 3
I felt rougher than usual in the morning but forced a slice of toast down. Got to the clients and threw it up in there loo as well as more arse rain.
Then I fell down a step I didn't see! Fortunately landed on my knees!
Got home last night ordered chicken fried rice and went to bed at 8:30 and slept straight through. Forgot my bedtime insulin - made up for it today!

Working at home today and stomach has calmed down. Think it must have been a bug or something I ate.

We've got a scan on Sunday with the nifty test so we can check on the bean then Smile

That was a mammoth post. I need to read back now Smile

LaLaLaaaa · 27/02/2015 08:09

God purple, look after yourself, it sounds like it was a bug.

Can I ask a nipple question please! Mine are obviously big and scary looking as they we meant to be. But also nipple feels lumpy, particularly on lower side. Is this normal?

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Pisghetti · 27/02/2015 08:20

Bumps on the nipple are common - Montgomery's tubercles I think they're called. They're oil making glands.

Ordered a TENS machine last night. Shit getting real!

Pay cheap, buy twice: proved true again - my stickers peeled off the wall overnight Shock we're going to have a go at pittstick/PVA today.

Hope all is ok Lauren And glad you're on the mend Purple

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RPopz · 27/02/2015 09:25

Blimey Lauren - Hope you're ok x

laurenamium · 27/02/2015 09:39

I'm okay! Just at the hospital now waiting for a doctor to come down and give me steroids and a plan. My waters have indeed gone! I'm glad I haven't gone mad but I'm only 31+6 so it's too bloody early!

Indigoblue2 · 27/02/2015 09:50

Omg lauren I'm so glad you're at the hospital Blush How scary! Fingers crossed they get everything sorted out the best they can pronto Thanks

laurenamium · 27/02/2015 09:58

la have you washed the face off your bump yet? Grin DP did a Homer Simpson face on mine last night incorporating my boobs for his eyes...I totally forgot until the midwife needed my stomach for the trace Blush

LaLaLaaaa · 27/02/2015 09:58

Crap Lauren, I'm really sorry. So glad you realised and got to the hospital. I'm not sure what happens when that occurs - I'm assuming they will keep you in but do they deliver if that happens? Thinking of you xxx

RPopz · 27/02/2015 10:01

Eek, I did think it sounded like your waters. Hope they get you sorted! Lol at your Homer Simpson belly Grin

LaLaLaaaa · 27/02/2015 10:06

Mr La also incorporated boobs as eyes, I just didn't post that one on Facebook!!! ;) that was the original design...ah men. Well hopefully at least that made you and mw laugh this morning!

I washed it off in shower the next morning!

Fleurchamp · 27/02/2015 10:07

Yikes lauren GX

I thought they had to deliver after a certain amount of time once waters have broken in case of infection? Sorry lauren don't mean to panic you!

Crikey, I am going to be abroad at 31 + 6 Shock

Indigoblue2 · 27/02/2015 10:15

fleur sure lauren will update us more, but pretty sure they weight up the balance between inducing the birth and letting you carry on with close monitoring to let the baby develop as long as possible. I do remember reading babies born after 30 weeks have a very high chance of all being ok.

minimooo · 27/02/2015 10:21

Blimey lauren! Glad you got to the hospital and they've identified the problem, now they can give you a plan of action. Lol at the homer simpson face! Keep us up-to-date with progress Flowers

willywallace · 27/02/2015 10:33

Hope all is ok Lauren. I thought you'd say that. How are you feeling? My friend's little boy was born at 32 and was in hospital a while but all was well. Thanks

ChatEnOeuf · 27/02/2015 10:35

Wil Grin

Lauren Shock queue jumping baby! Steroids and watch like a hawk for infection...first signs and deliver. Otherwise try and wait until 36w. Some come on their own accord so be ready!

laurenamium · 27/02/2015 10:56

I was really positive about it all. Then the doctor said I had to stay in for 72 hours and I just burst into tears, not sure what I was expecting! I'm just about recovered now. I've rang DP and given him a list of things to pack and bring in, glad it's the weekend so my parents will be around to help out!

The plan is steroids, 72 hours in a ward while they watch for infection or for me starting contractions. Then if there's no sign they'll let me go home but with close monitoring. I just want to be at home Sad

willywallace · 27/02/2015 11:03

It's so hard Lauren but imagine you're at home and you miss signs of infection. You're really in the best place and if you were at home, you'd only be running yourself into the ground and making your pelvis feel worse. Try to look on it as a much needed rest. Get DP to download some films on an ipad or something and try to chill out.