Well crap in a Jiffy bag - It's the 22nd JS Grads thread!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 22nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 39th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Yeah loads of us had arse rain Deeply. It seemed to be my version of morning sickness.

Why did you hate your name Indigo? That's babywil's middle name. I'm interested in what all your shortlists are now.

Ours is... Kit, Jax, Zak, Fox.

la I'm sure it was you who first mentioned Ewan the dream sheep. It's like hypnotism for babies! It's ace, I've had some sleep between her (2 hourly at her choice) feeds :) :)

X post with Lauren ow! Hope you are feeling less sore soon :)

zyla I started with a Ewan and then he broke so changed to a sleep app. We have Doppler noise going all night!

Cookie does that not drive you nuts? Does Ewen make noise all night then? Maybe I should get one but I can't sleep with something being noisy all night. Though may be prefereable to the wee writhing monster I'm currently listening to.

Oh yes Tee, I remember we discussed your list already. You're so lucky to agree with MrTee. I found the whole process really stressful .

Ewan lasts 20mins wil but I like white noise and used to put a fan on for it, so it suits me :)

20 mins is ok. Which coincidentally is the amount of time she has just lasted in her crib .

To be fair we're still in disagreement!! There are a few that I really love and he's totally vetoed, so I refuse to commit to anything until tiny tee turns up (and I have more post birth look-what-I just-did-bow-before-me leverage)
I've been awake since 4 for the last three nights, and I'm getting kicked non stop each time I nod off. Even the cat has shoved off the bed because I'm too fidgety.

Just woken up in sweats from the most hideously real dream of me and my friends being beaten to death over the head :( it felt so real!

That sounds vivid too la, you've all got very active pregnant imaginations! Awful nights sleep here too. No dreaming, just fidgeting then thinking about work. Now worrying I haven't felt much movement after a really active day Sunday. I think it's too early for anything 'count the kicks' and there is no consistency to when I feel things but just seems to have died down a lot.

We got a Ewan for a girl at work who is off on maternity now. Had her little girl last week so should ask how it's going. Seems popular though!

Arse rain is totally normal deeply - or the other way. Some of us didn't poo for days!

I remember your list tee, are you deliberately picking single syllable names or just happen to like tho bad ones? DH here won't let us pick one until we meet them either but that's ok.

will in the days before E it would have driven me nuts but actually it helps him by blocking out other noises (me Antoine and upstair neighbours) and it helps me by blocking him and his snores and snuffles and grunts out. I also wear one ear plug too!

I'm having mental dreams. Last night I was sat round a table of students and having a crap!

I wondered about Ewan the sheep too. My DB had to get a white noise app as they burned out the hairdryer

Trying to keep names short and snappy - Mr tee's surname is a vowel filled three syllable gobful. We both have single syllable names and think it just flows better.
I might divorce my cats. One in particular has been capitalising on the fact I've been awake at funny times and demanding to be fed, whinging until I give in. She is a Bengal as well so super super vocal. Going to drop me tee off at the station and I think I might have a return to bed.. Was going to see my mum who is babysitting toddler nephew this afternoon (I don't see him often) - tbh I just really want to have a go at his new supermarket and checkout set...

Morning! I've stopped shaking now, god that was awful!

mountain at my work there's a first aid room and at lunch I used to go and have a lie down. Your work should provide similar, is that an option? A 20 min lie down made a massive difference in first tri.

I've been trying to work out from name list what fleurs maiden name was and cookies ds middle name! Failed so far. Fleur Yolo? Fleur Harbour?

I like India but it was met with derision by dh. I also like lots of Asian flowery sounding names but they would sound odd with my very dull surname

Scan on thurs...c'mon time!

dulcet your yoga sounds quite hippyish - mine is just the moves with relaxation, we don't have to paint rainbows. I did go to daisy last night though and had to imagine my cervix opening like a flower. We did the 'out' breath last night. Wouldn't it be nice if all it took was 'out!' And baby popped out!

deeply I swing between constipation and arse rain! Yesterday was the turn of the latter.

Apparently I've got much bigger in past week. Everyone remarked on it yesterday.

Hooray for Ewan! I can't remember how I heard about him but I'm glad he's being useful.

Sorry to those with bad dreams! I'm in the awful sleep camp too, I kept waking up all night and every time I moved something in my pelvis was clicking and grinding got to work an 11 hour day today too and my car is still broke so I'm pretty much house bound as it hurts too much to walk far at the minute

DD was nearly India, but I said I would shorten it to Indie- so just called her that instead of having a name I would shorten. DP is a bit more mainstream than me, he wants to call this baby Isaac which I do like its just very popular at the minute, I like Sol

I think Hennessy, wolf or Nixon for both surname and middle name.

Fuck I've been up since four.

I love simple names like Ben and Sam. For a girl I'd like Marianne but I know she'll be shortened to Maz! So not picking that one.

I'm having to get used to sleeping on my side as I'm now 20 weeks. Baby hates me sleeping on my back too I get poked and it's sore! It doesn't like right side only left. Awkward little bugger!

Really should get up. Cat is on my head and I'm cosy...

Name trends differ so much between Scotland and England which I find quite weird.

My baby is a whoopee cushion or a banana today

Wil I'd love a Scottish name but every name I think of I know a guy from uni or school who was a prat!

My friend called hers Arran which is lovely

I wouldn-t let that put you off La. Any name could end up with a nickname you didn't like. I knew a little Marianne who was only ever called by her full name. Not sure what happened when she went to school though.

We are liking laila at the moment. Laila or Ben

You want to try working with kids La, puts you off everything!

I like those La.

I really like Laila la! My girl name this time was Lila so quite similar! India and indie and Laila and Lila! But this ones definitely a boy so ill have to just love Lila from a distance