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Well crap in a Jiffy bag - It's the 22nd JS Grads thread!

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Pisghetti · 15/02/2015 17:15

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 22nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 39th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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ZylaB · 23/02/2015 13:27

boo they've been coming to my house!

chat good for you then :) it has been very supportive, she's had 3 weight gains in a row now, still at 10% loss but I'm confident now that we both know what we're doing and it'll continue to go up :)

ChatEnOeuf · 23/02/2015 13:42

Fabulous! Going in the right direction then. And if it's kept you off my children's ward, I'm even more delighted Grin - one of the most frustrating bits of the job was admitting very well babies who just needed a bit of help to get the hang of feeding...and I always made their mums cry too Sad

ZylaB · 23/02/2015 14:05

I've done plenty of that at the start, felt like I was letting her down, but as long as things continue I can't see us needing to go in (having a positive day today hehe)

DulcetMoans · 23/02/2015 15:33

baby name ideas anyone?

Harbour and Yolo are my faves.

willywallace · 23/02/2015 15:47

Is it too late for me to change the birth certificate? Loving Audi but think I might keep it real and go for Skoda.

RPopz · 23/02/2015 16:14

Yolo!! :-'D

willywallace · 23/02/2015 18:03

If you can have YOLO, then surely AIBU is a goer?!

Fleurchamp · 23/02/2015 18:05

Ha! My maiden name is on that list and I was thinking of giving it to a boy as a middle name quickly reconsiders!

RPopz · 23/02/2015 19:09

My maiden name is the second half of a well known ladies clothing store and I often teased Mr P about using it as a boy's name Wink

laurenamium · 23/02/2015 19:44

Is it bad that I actually quite like harbour? Grin And holiday! I admit I do like weird names though, DP had to ban Blaze as a boys name for this baby...

gaggiagirl · 23/02/2015 19:56

I quite like holiday. I wouldn't, but its not that bad.
Names I have come across this week......Wisdom and Joop.

laurenamium · 23/02/2015 20:00

Joop Shock

laurenamium · 23/02/2015 20:04

I've burnt my fanjo with hair removal cream ConfusedBlush I've made it bleed...what can I put on it to soothe it? I didn't think it was too bad until I just went for a wee BlushBlush

cookielove · 23/02/2015 20:07

E's middle name is on that list! Although it is spelt differently. Meh I like it so not fussed!

Not much breastfeeding support for me and I am still sad we didn't manage it :(

TheBooMonster · 23/02/2015 20:18

ouch ouch ouch lauren sudocrem?

gaggiagirl · 23/02/2015 20:37

Seconds sudocrem!

willywallace · 23/02/2015 20:55

Oh God Lauren that sounds sore.

Some of the names are fine and none are as bad as Joop! Unless it's an actual name in a different language and not actually after the aftershave.

laurenamium · 23/02/2015 21:04

Sudacrem it is Blush

I quite like wolf too on that list! There's definitely worse names out there!

DulcetMoans · 23/02/2015 21:24

Ouch lauren!

Yeah, that list is a bit mixed. Wolf does remind me of a gladiator though.

Went to yoga. Wasn't too bad and people were friendly. I'm not very good at the relaxing into the moment though. Imaging a rainbow and having my pelvis vibrant with orange or something... Maybe I need a better imagination but can't think if be any good at hypnobirthing!

Indigoblue2 · 23/02/2015 21:53

I'm a bit boring and traditional and find most of those names fairly terrifying, certainly as first names. Middle names might work ok. Although I did grow up with a name I hated so am a bit touchy with names that might give a child grief!

I'm going to ask the midwife on thurs what bf support etc there is up here. Hopefully good support. My friend has said the health visitors are very pro bf which is good.

Does anyone get a weird tight uterus when doing things like rolling over in bed, stretching or having a pee? Mine goes hard for a few minutes. It's not sore but it's like it's in a spasm. Noticeably hard from the outside when you touch my belly too. Been happening for a while now. Things seem to set it off Blush

ChatEnOeuf · 23/02/2015 22:20

Braxton Hicks, Indigo? My womble is particularly tetchy. Definitely doesn't like it when I need a wee, walk too far, get too hungry. Drama king/queen inside I reckon!

Some of those names could work...in some circles Grin We're nowhere near even a shortlist - DD wants Rosie, for boy or a girl and DH is refusing to update his list even though all of his boys names have been taken by family members since DD came along...guess it'll be my decision at this rate....

teejayem · 23/02/2015 22:30

How many weeks are you indigo? They sound like Toni Braxtons... I get them if I hold a wee too long or after sex, or if tiny tee moves around a lot.

teejayem · 23/02/2015 22:32

Ah, sorry x post with chat!
We have our shortlist, although our names are a bit leftfield possibly....

deeplybaffled · 23/02/2015 22:58

Possible tmi...but has anyone else suffered with the runs whilst pregnant? This last week, I've been struggling with it and am not sure if it's normal or if I've picked up a bug of some sort, as lots of lurgies seem to be doing the rounds. Either way, am bored with it now!

teejayem · 23/02/2015 23:06

Yep...there's a few of us that have been blessed with preggo arse rain deeply... Although I seem to have gone all the other way and am chugging the lactulose...