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Well crap in a Jiffy bag - It's the 22nd JS Grads thread!

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Pisghetti · 15/02/2015 17:15

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 22nd grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 39th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

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TheBooMonster · 19/02/2015 21:48

My contractions were all ineffective until the last minute last time, though very painful, I'm alternating between hoping that natural labour will be longer before the pain kicks in and shitting myself that I'll skip the ineffective stage all together because my body knows what it's doing this time... mostly the shitting myself part is winning, but the blindly optimistic part of me bought baking goods :P

gaggiagirl · 19/02/2015 22:02

Cookies you say!.........

DulcetMoans · 19/02/2015 22:21

Thank god for that explanation boo. Thought they had breast milk in or something!

Congrats on the win pis! I vote post baby clothes for something to look forward to it. Although actually I might just split it as I'm indecisive. I've entered a few competitions now. I want a win!

Scaniexty hits. 20 week scan tomorrow. I have the worries it will be completely 2d or inside out. Or worse.

Kitten gone mental this evening. Not sure what her problem is!

willywallace · 19/02/2015 23:25

Good luck Dulcet.

Fuck I'm knackered already and the night is young.

gaggiagirl · 20/02/2015 06:54

Ooh good luck dulcet

DulcetMoans · 20/02/2015 07:00

Cheers me'dears! Up early in continued scaniexty. Well that's not true, just always up early now!

Happy Friday all!!

ZylaB · 20/02/2015 07:11

Fx for a lovely scan dulcet

Fleurchamp · 20/02/2015 07:12

Good luck dulcet and happy Friday all!

Purplecircle · 20/02/2015 07:19

Good luck dulcet Smile

willywallace · 20/02/2015 07:19

Happy Friday. Can't wait to see your picture later. Smile

laurenamium · 20/02/2015 07:44

Good luck dulcet!

Happy Friday! It's my baby shower tonight so ill be spending my day working then gutting the house!

DulcetMoans · 20/02/2015 07:47

Oh what are you doing for the shower lauren? Hope you have fun! Are you having to do all the food and drink too?! Busy day!

willywallace · 20/02/2015 07:51

Enjoy Lauren.

Someone needs to kick my arse out of bed and into the shower.

DulcetMoans · 20/02/2015 07:53

We can do it together if you like wil. I need to leave in 15mins and I got back in bed... Let's get up and just deal with it!

Stoatystoat · 20/02/2015 07:55

Good luck dulcet.

Just popping in as I'm obviously not here really now, to say I'm getting by, it's hard and I'm sad. I've booked in for medical management tomorrow and am really scared. I miss my little one so much.

mountaingirl01 · 20/02/2015 07:56

Happy scan dulcet and happy baby shower Lauren!

Sorry teachers, but omg I'm glad this week is nearly over! I have the weekend off and my dh is coming home! Woohoo!

willywallace · 20/02/2015 08:04

Aw enjoy your weekend Mountain.

Stoat, I hope everything goes as smoothly as possible for you. We're here if you need support Thanks .

Ah Dulcet I failed and you'll be leaving now. I'm scared the baby will scream when I take her off me and had enough screaming last night to last a lifetime.

Purplecircle · 20/02/2015 08:27

Oooh enjoy your baby shower Lauren

I'm going to one next week

laurenamium · 20/02/2015 08:42

Ah dulcet I'm doing some pizzas and nibbles but not really anything I would call food Grin and buying pop in, they know to bring their own booze if they want to drink! It's just my friends and some family round for a catch up really. I think some of my friends have organised some games but I don't know what!

Pisghetti · 20/02/2015 09:08

Midwife turned up at about twenty past five. Baby is very happy in there and has started to engage.

We got to bristol horribly late but had a lovely evening anyway! Off to bath in a minute to wallow in warm water, coo at ancient things and eat my weight in scones.

Good luck Dulcet and hope you enjoy the shower Lauren!

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minimooo · 20/02/2015 09:24

ooo, exciting - have fun lauren!

Hi stoat, all the best for tomorrow. We're here if you need to talk. Lots of us have been through similar (personally, I had medical management for a blighted ovum at 13 weeks in 2013) and so we can answer questions/talk things through if you need anything. Big hugs and look after yourself. It's totally shit right now, but know that it really does get easier with time xx

Good luck for your scan today dulcet!

I have been so clumsy recently. Anyone else? I actually dropped my iphone down the loo yesterday Blush What a numpty! It's currently chilling out in some uncooked rice in the hope that I can save it, but I think it's knackered. Off to the mobile phone shop today to get a new handset. Will have to do it later though because I've got my 31-week midwife appt today. I feel totally lost without my poor phone! Confused

Oh, I can't remember who asked (sorry!) but I'm going to the Baby Show on Sunday. Looking forward to hopefully getting some good bargains.

Fleurchamp · 20/02/2015 09:38

Hi stoat hope all goes as well as can be expected tomorrow xxx

lildottie · 20/02/2015 09:43

hi all. just popping back with a QN for those of you who have experience of mc if you don't mind. I bought pads because that's what I'd read I should do, but is there any reason not to use tampons, other than obvious capacity issues? I've bled really heavy all night and its slowed to a more normal period amount now, and cramps have stopped, so I'm wondering if I'd be ok to switch back to tampons? I feel like my 13 year old self again having to use pads! its awful!

Stoatystoat · 20/02/2015 09:45

I thought it was an infection thing lil

Stoatystoat · 20/02/2015 09:48

Thankyou for your kind messages. I am really hopeful this is a blip, and an important one on my way to being a mum. I really hope so.