JSing Grads turn 21! We've got the Key to the door, cosy wombles and a drawer of dirty spoons.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 21st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 38th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

pis could you claim you've lost yours and order a new one?

YY to Leggingsmountain - depends how formal your workplace is, but I existed in long tunic-y type tops, jumper dresses and leggings. If you have to wear tailored trousers etc, might be worth getting a couple of bump bands to extend their life?

Deffo check out the ASOS clearance, I picked up LOADS of maternity stuff there before xmas and it was dirt cheep.

Snack robot sounds good!

We have a stats document in the July group, works really well!

Thanks viroids! Sadly leggings a big no at work for me :( but will def try out asos. I've already had a few comments, people are definitely guessing by the plumpness! (I used to be pretty slim thanks to my obsessive sport habits) how do bump bands work?

they're just a thick band of stretchy fabric that you wear over the top of your trousers, so you don't need to do said trousers up. They cover up the flies and buttons, (which I leave open) and keep everything held up and flat. They're not that expensive, I've got this one in a few different coous www.asos.com/asos-maternity/asos-maternity-exclusive-jersey-bump-band/prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=3924182&clr=Black&SearchQuery=bump+band&pgesize=10&pge=1&totalstyles=10&gridsize=3&gridrow=2&gridcolumn=3

coous = colours.

It's also meant I've been able to wear non maternity jeans too. (Although I dearly love my overbump jeans!!)

I didn't realise they hold your trousers up! I'm going to give them a go, thank you :)

God today is shaping up to be worse than yesterday :(

Just had a horrible email from my brother which made me cry at work, in reference to the stuff with my dad yesterday. :(

I also couldn't sleep after 3am so my eyes are burning with tiredness.

I'm huge today, quite a few people have remarked on it!

Mountain - I love Asos mat trousers they are smart but comfy.

Which ones have you got la? I'm just looking now. Sorry your male family are being wanky

La. Hope you're ok. Can you just ignore?

Do you want me to send him a poo in a jiffy bag la? xx

Heh tee sorry you have had a rubbish day.

Hope you can get home to DH and start your weekend soon.

I am just packing up for the day and eyeing all the work I have ignored this week I have to do on Monday

Tee yes please!

Db has apologised, hooray! Boys suck.

Mountain I've got the loose cotton ones that taper at ankle. Just found out though that dh washed them too hot and they've shrunk! Twat. Oh well!

Having nap before going to friends house. A friend just came to door unexpectedly. I answered door on dressing gown. Just gone and looked at mirror and I have birds nest hair and mascara down my face. I am sophistication..

Cake in the oven. I need to investigate maternity clothes too. Hoping a few pairs of maternity leggings will last me a while

Did someone mention cake?

I had two naps today. Loved them. Off to a wedding party tonight and the traffic is a nightmare, going to be late :( - at least it means I get time for another nap.
What cake purple?

I made DH a chocolate cake for Valentine's Day. He sent me flowers

Hi ladies. Sorry I haven't been around, I'm really sick :(
Just dropping in to let you know of a deal I came across if anyone is close to the Surrey-London area.
Baby show in Surrey 17-19th April. I got 2 free tickets using the code in the attached pic.
Website is here:
www.eventdata.co.uk/Forms/Default.aspx?FormRef=BTS45Visitor
(can't do links sorry)

Thought I would post in case anyone was interested.
Hope everyone is well. I hope to be back here soon!

Awww, Rm hope you're okay? xx

Just got in from work, Mr Tee had a Radler, paracetamol and a Lush bath running when I walked in.

He's a bit good.

Hope you're ok rm xx

I need to get out of bed. Friend picking up in half hour! It's pissing down outside

Any of you viroids considering using an "Epi-no"? If you aren't familiar then Google

hi all.

la glad he apologised, and sorry dh ruined ur trousers!

zyla that is soooooo cute! I guess your HB is like home to her.

purple will he share the cake with you? lol

tee he sounds like a keeper love you offer to la!!!!

RM sending you lots of get well thoughts

mountain I can't wait to have a real bump instead of a huge bloat belly! enjoy the clothes shopping.

sorry if I've missed anyone

had my first hormonal break down today. shit situation where something I've recommended to a client isn't working and I feel terrible about it. had a major tear fest! luckily dh has been able to help fix it (software issue) for me.
and I forgot to take my oestrogen tablet before I went out this morning. normally take 9am, 1pm, 6pm. didn't take until 3pm so I'm now worried I am going to have created issues for bean(s)
I feel mentally and emotionally drained!
no plans for valentines. we usually get cards but neither if us have had time.

tee I love radler! I could have one of them right now.
This evening as I was enjoying my hot shower my DD decided to climb in with me wearing her pyjamas, carrying a GARLIC BREAD!
FFS!

ga that's hilarious!!! Bet she got soaked!

lil I'm sure it won't have affected bean as you will have your own oestrogen being produced too. If you are worried why not phone the clinic to reassure you? I can sympathise with the bloat belly, I've been whaling around for weeks. It's vile.

tee give that man a medal! What a sweety.

I know you are all gonna think I'm nuts but I'm seriously considering that Epi-no. Yes, at first glance it's a bit wtf, but it kinda makes sense to me once I've got my head round the Jesus, gross bit. You only need to start using it at I think 35 weeks so I've ages to go, but some of you who are further along might want to have a look maybe it's just me that's obsessed with being cut or torn

I'm off to google Epi-No!
Yeah indigo soaked! So was my bloody garlic bread.