JSing Grads turn 21! We've got the Key to the door, cosy wombles and a drawer of dirty spoons.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 21st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 38th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Judd not just!

What is cunts corner?? And how did you qualify to be there La?

Can you recommend folk for cunts corner?...

If so I've got a list

Sorry La, I totally X-posted with you earlier! I understand, it must have seemed like the world piling in on you I don't think it was meant to be critical, hope we haven't chased you off xx
I think everyone just loves a list

No not at all ness! It was helpful stuff, it was just that the others don't know me and that I have enough common sense not to use shampoo products on a 1 day old baby, they were just on the list for when needed later on.

I loved making it to cunts corner! It was in a response to a statement I put out over neknomination and goldfish. Google it but not at work!

I'm also curious about this corner you speak of (not googling that in work!)

I've been here almost three hours and I've hardly done a jot of work so far well that's not fair. I've explained a building assessment scheme in depth to some colleagues (they asked about it) and made a list of things I can't do that need to be passed on oh and I'm busy filling the recycling bin!

I was on songs of praise once. Yup that's pretty much it! Oh no wait I served Melinda Messenger in a restaurant when she was doing panto one year. Lovely lady.

Aw Zyla that's so sweet!

Haaaa I found it La! What a charming articulate individual...

I am 20 weeks today!

Yay fatty!

La you're practically a celeb yourself.

I wish I had a snack robot who could bring me stuff when I'm stuck under a baby.

Ha! I have never made the press (although someone with the same name as me has for a violent crime, brilliant!!).

My DH gets in the financial times from time to time and has been on the news. I am trying to convince him to be the new Peston but he's not keen

24 weeks today here :D

Osteo thinks my pain is worse because my hips are all lopsided, he's saying SPD is aggravating my Spondy & sciatica because everything has moved out of alignment and he had a go a realigning, but I was in agony, and I'd like to think I'm pretty tough. I'm seeing the consultant in 4 weeks, but in the meantime I've got a GP apt on Wednesday. Mr Tee is making me go, I woke him up four times last night as every time I rolled over I woke up in pain. Been sleeping with pillow between legs, but it still hurts. :( I had to have help putting my socks and boots on this morning, which I've not had to do since the original injury, so I'm going to throw myself at the Doctor for some kind of pain relief and hopefully a physio referral. Was really hoping to stick it out another few weeks before wheeling out the big guns, but I'm struggling to walk already so I don't want to leave things until I feel completely crippled.
My lovely work colleagues are going to Krispy Kreme this lunchtime to feed me through my misery. Anyone have valentines day plans? We don't tend to bother as our anniversary is the day after, but we usually exchange cards and bodily fluids and have a nice dinner... Sods law I suddenly have the raging horn and I can't even open my legs. the irony.

Yes to snack robot! That also makes tea.

I have bought myself a book about how to look after a baby. I know nothing at all. I am only a couple of chapters in but I like its style and I don't feel so daunted (although feeling at bit squeamish about breast feeding)
It's the Blissful Baby Expert by Lisa Clegg, has anyone else read it?

Lol my dh once tried to send me a chocolate bar via the cat when I was poorly. She got all the way upstairs, to within a metre of my bed then tugged it lff and ripped it open in front of me. Little sod!

Re Valentines :( I am all on my lonesome! Dh is going away Saturday morning for a whole week. I am so anxious about him going, I usually worry when he goes off on climbing trips but it's even worse this time. Damn hormones making me needy!

Tee all fours....

We'll be with the in laws for Valentine's day so doubt we'll be doing anything lovey dovey! I've got DP a card but haven't sorted a present yet we only get each other something very small though. Can I claim the baby as a gift? No...? Might have to be a blowie then

DS is pretty good at bringing tea/snacks so long as he is paid in chocolate. I guess MiniWil is a bit young yet!

La it's a shame we haven't got the facility to 'pin' things here. You could create a Google document that we can link to in the OP?

For valentines PiL are coming over and DH and FiL will be fitting carpets whilst MiL looks after DD and I rest and try not to be too ungrateful that valentines is being overlooked so that we can do essential house stuff... DH's lot don't really do valentines, which was initially a shock as my parents revel in valentines joy, but now I've had 7 years to adjust to it it's not remotely surprising that it's being glossed over like a normal day grumble DH has let me have my valentines present early though, so I have a pile of goodies from the Natural Birthing Company which I'm very happy about!

a google document link in the OP of las list sounds like a fab idea pis!

MiniWil would eat any snacks before she gave them to me.

We don't do valentines either but if I can make it to the shop I'll get some nice food and a bottle of wine.

We don't have much plans for valentines day, I'm not sure if my DM is having DD or not...if she does we will maybe go to a pub or something. The restaurants will all be packed! I've just given him his present early because I'm impatient. I filled in a note book with a reason I love him on every page quite proud of myself I'm not romantic ever normally!

I am making DH a chocolate cake for Valentine's Day and we're going out for a meal as our last child-free Valentine's Day.
We're also off to ikea to look at nursery furniture - we're so rock n roll!

Wahh usually I love shopping but this is a nightmare! Looking for work clothes for the not really a bump but looking plumper stage...all advice happily accepted? !

stretchy dresses?

Bubble hem tops hide a little bump (or accommodate a growing one too), A-line skirts that sit in the waist and flare out, tops/dresses with an empire line and/or ruching at the front, avoid buttons/zips if possible and go for pull on styles like leggings?

Silly question time... I had planned to send my Baby on Board badge to a colleague in London. She'd joked about borrowing it from me when I first got it so I was going to send it with a silly note like 'with great power comes great responsibility' or similar. However now I've come to it, I want to keep it as a memento... DP thinks I keep too many mementos but he is devoid of sentimentality. What would you do?