JSing Grads turn 21! We've got the Key to the door, cosy wombles and a drawer of dirty spoons.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 21st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 38th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Loving the celebrity talk! I slept with a and dated a premiership footballer in my youth. he played for england in a world cup too I think...turns out he had a girlfriend the whole time

I served Jodie marsh and kenzie breakfast in bed too. My celebs are a bit z list

Oh I missed the game and I got all those! Great clues la!

If you're lucky that pain might not wear off bat. 19+1 and tits still going.

I think I am destined to never sleep comfy again. Back aches so much every morning. Stupid dreamgenii is broken and doesn't let me get comfy so rejected that this week.

Jennifer whatshername!

My claims to fame are dreadful - one is that I used to work in a bar in my student days and when I was working in the 'VIP' area (I use that term loosely) I served Right Said Fred who had played a little gig there that night. I do however get very easily star struck (embarrassing for all concerned) so actually thought it was very cool at the time!

Oh we love the MILF actress - she's in some good stuff. DH thinks she's something Coolidge...?

lauren, you need to go to the sun really - think of the £££!

Oh noooooo dulcet don't tell me that! Sorry to hear you're suffering.

Hubby needs to do some reading methinks - I went to bed last saying oh my god my boobs are SO sore and he goes ahhh and then approx half a second later says erm we haven't had sex for 2 weeks, when's that going to happen? Errr hello did you not just hear me tell you I'm in agony and a person lying on top of me isn't something I'm super excited about right now?! Might consider it tonight if I can keep my sports bra on and he doesn't touch them!

dulcet I thought about that when his name was on the World Cup list, but my boyfriend at the time worshipped the club he played for and I think the girls that do that never come across well! It's been so long now and he's not that good a player anymore I would be lucky to get £ never mind ££££

Right nipple is pokey outey and sore and itchy this morning...

Lauren who who who??

sniggers bat I think that's pretty normal for the menfolk. DH is desperately trying to get some action, i've mostly taken to growling "Premature Labour" at him every time he tries (not that I think it's all that likely to set me off, but he doesn't know that!). Come 37 weeks though if I'm not induced he can get all the awkwardly positioned, nipple tweaking, birth ball bouncing action he wants in an attempt to get this baby moving!

DP keeps asking me "if I'm calfing yet?" boo... He thinks its hilarious, he's been calling me Daisy since my boobs started leaking

Morning all! My facebook app might just be playing silly buggers, but the useful list seems to have disappeared! Has it gone away for updates? Or have you decided to publish and make your fortune La?
Loving the sleb guess who's! I served c-list 80s popster Sonya when I was working in a local cheese shop long ago... That's about it for claims to fame. Ooh actually I also served Tony from Terrorvision in the bank once!

Oh I read that wrong boo sorry! I thought you meant he kept trying to start your labour off!

I was a bit annoyed with him really because then he came out with 'oh you know that after the baby comes you have ti make sure you don't neglect your man or it can lead to jealousy' - oh yes darling don't you worry, I'll be sure to pack some sexy undies in the hospital bag......I know it's all very new so right now maybe it is understandable that he is worrying about how our relationship will change but should I be worried that afterwards he will be wanting to get straight back to normal?!Eeeeeekk!!

you're not imagining things ness, I took it down. I was getting lots of lovely useful advice but also some stuff that was confusing/overwhelming me a bit from some of the previous grads.

I tried explaining it wasn't meant to be a definitive list and was compiled from a load of conversations on here, but I kind of got the feeling it was going to open the floodgates once everyone got up this morning and I'm feeling a bit too overwhelmed in general for that just now.

I'm totally happy to stick it up on here as you guys all know me and know I have common sense and will do what's right for my baby.

Hope that's ok with everyone...?

It's hard for the men folk to get used to not bring the centre of the universe You certainly won't be up for much in the first six weeks at least, and then you might find that the little creature that has taken over you life doesn't leave much time for bedtime shenanigans! It'll get back to normality, but not for a while, so as long as he's not expecting an instant return to form you'll be ok.
It's been 13 weeks and we've DTD once Not sure how dc2 will ever get conceived!!

My DH actually said to me in the early days that he was worried that he wouldn't be the most important person to me anymore once the baby was born, that he'd always be second best from here on in... I had to promise that I would have enough love for them both! Now J's arrived, it's quite obvious that he is number one to both of us I don't think DH had realised how much he'd love him - it's hard for them to get it til they're holding their baby. I can currently hear him changing his nappy and playing the 'daddy is a scary dinosaur' game!

That's good to hear ness and I guess it is very differenr for the men before the baby comes as they will have different feelings with not being the one growing it! I think we will just have to make sure that we have lots of chats about our various concerns and discuss how we think we can tackle them, I am sure that a lot of plans and ideas go straight out of the window after s/he is born but it is good to communicate!

I'm making progress - focusing on thinking about the future instead of potential imminent disaster!

Oh sorry La - I think I probably started that! Sorry to overwhelm you xx

Oh dear bat he'd hate me! I managed 13 weeks or so before my dh got a look in!

I totally agree with what ness said - I think men underestimate just how much they're going to love the baby! They think they'll be left out but it's all consuming :) I can't wait to see Mr La with our baby, he's going to be such a lovely dad!

Nooooo popz it wasn't you! You guys were fine, it was just that I started feeling like I had to explain myself when people I didn't know were commenting and I was feeling a bit like i was looking a bit clueless :)

I totally appreciate the advice I get on here!

Ah you're anything but clueless La.

So annoyed I missed the game! Where the hell do you work which has Beyonce booked in??!!

And Lauren, you'll so need to name and shame.

My Gran always swore she was served dinner by the Beatles at a gig before they were famous. Said they were larking about pretending to be waiters or something.

You lot are all so nice and understanding to the men. I'd have no time for them whinging about not being important anymore. But Bat I think he may need some preparation for the sex life thing.

It was a posh place in Edinburgh wil :)

Aww I missed the game. My list of famous people I've met is rubbish. I met Pete postlethwaite in the queue for nemesis at Alton towers where he told someone off for trying to push into the extra sloe queue for the front seats he was ace!

Minizyla keeps curling herself up, putting her head on my chest so she can hear my heart. I think she's decided 36+2 was too early and she wants back in!

I don't think DH's realise quite how besotted they'll be when baby is here. Mine is so gooey over here and keeps looking over at us and saying 'my girls' awwww :)

Relieved it's not just me with Nip freakery. I expected enlargement and darkening early on, which I got, but didn't expect a wave 2...

My claim to fame... I've been on the Discovery channel a few times doing my weather thing, and a long, long time ago the band I was in played Reading/Leeds festival and we supported a (now very large well known) band on their first UK tour.

Oooh tee, ooh!

I've been on TV and radio a few times for work
When I was younger me and my mate would bunk school and go to see TV shows being filmed so we could get in the audience
Mark Owen once wore the necklace I gave him on the front of smash hits mag
If you google my name and work I am scarily in most of the large papers at some point talking about work, plus (and this is the pinnacle of my career) I made it onto 'cunts corner'

Oh and at the hotel I've served:

Stiflers mom
Ant n dec
Jk Rowling
John Leslie
Chris hoy
Peter Andre
Leslie Mann
Just apatow
Gail porter
Dane bowers
Numerous sports people who I've sadly no idea about coz I don't like sport
Various other celebs I've forgotten

It was posh hotel in Edinburgh so we'd get anyone staying with us who were playing gigs in city, or at murrayfield, or in the festival

Handy!