JSing Grads turn 21! We've got the Key to the door, cosy wombles and a drawer of dirty spoons.

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 21st grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 38th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates! It's a bit quiet at the moment, but with all these upduffed viroids hopefully it won't be for long!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

So, roll call below please, viroids!

:) so happy. I was almost bang on with dates, 8+6 today, which makes me just a couple of days further than I thought (although I'm guessing this will change again!). Going to treat myself to some bigger trousers!

Dulce our two cats have given precisely no shits about the baby! They don't care as long as they still get fed. But they hate me haha! The dog tries to snog him at every opportunity...

Ah fabulous mountain I'm so pleased for you

We did a thing about older sibs in our AN class this week. All common sense, but so hard on no sleep...consistency, praise the good, keep them included but not only around the baby stuff, remember to make time for them alone and This Too Shall Pass

Thank you, you are all right. Other people's children are much easier - I think I expect too much of my own. Lauren be consistent is always my number 1 rule too but I think we fall down because MrWil placates her and will do anything she likes to stop the yelling whereas I am a bit more hardass. Interestingly both our mothers are the same so consequently MiniWil likes MIL better as she gets tv and endless snacks. Also it's hard to get up and deal with stuff whilst feeding so I'm probably letting her away with stuff which I normally wouldn't. Let's just hope it's a short lived phase and it doesn't make her hate me forever!

Fabulous news mountain!

I'm kinda hoping DS is past the stage where his behaviour will be affected. However I am conscious it'll be a big change for him and I want to make sure he doesn't feel sidelined. We've just started taking him to music lessons so he has his own thing going on and I'm going to try and spend as much 1 on 1 time with him as I can before I'm due and after the baby comes.

La if she doesn't then I'll never be next! I can just spend the next few weeks in ignorant bliss I'll start the next Fred though if we get there before I pop.

mountain Grats on scan!

Our cats have been a lot less bothered by minizyla's arrival than we thought. The 2 boy cats were wary of her and keep a distance but were more interested in having cuddles from me as I'd spent 2 and a half of the previous 3 and a half weeks in hospital. Our girl cat has been more interested in her, but in a concerned/protective way and she runs to me looking worried when baby cries!

Yeah I think you may have found the perfect age gap Pis. Unfortunately I'm too old to wait that long .

That's sweet about your cat zyla.

La in all the time we talked about the Jason Donner-van, didn't you think to share your related story? Or did I just miss it? (I've been on AIBU).

Poor MiniWil has arse rain. Maybe that could explain some of the crazy behaviour.

Ha!!! I'd totally forgotten about it wil until that celeb thread! Apparently he was a right sleazy git, he came to our union to play and it was during his druggie years. I didn't bother going but my mate thought it was funny to give him my number.

Got loads of celeb stories from when I worked in a posh hotel bar but no flings fortunately!

Hello 4:45 am my old friend! Not seen you for a while!

I had a very stressful day yesterday and my bump was really hurting at the end of the day. Could stress have caused that? My dad's being a dick (didn't take him long to get back to normal) and I found out some stuff that's really worried me. I'm worried that I could be harming my baby as it just felt tight and sore :(

You won't be harming the baby. Did you do a lot activity wise? That always made my bump hurt. Or maybe if you're just tense in general then that will have an effect. Drink more? Hope your Dad stops being a dick.

Ooh any good stories? You could tell us them and we could play guess the celeb. Stops you getting sued if any of them read it .

Just had a wee listen with Doppler and I feel happy, it's lovely hearing the hb galloping away

I don't do it regularly only if I'm feeling anxious. Looking forward to regular movement so there'll be no need.

Ok so had one celeb whose rider included all alcohol to be removed from room, coco pops, rice milk and a yoga mat. Used the special facility to go down to the club in lift, picked up a woman an hour and took her back up to room. Lovely guy, very articulate. Guess who?

Another ex eastender who was promoting a programme on army life /survival.

Very nice, but sat up with staff drinking til wee hours telling stories, ended up getting quite emotional. Was v bleary eyed the next morning!

One family man checked in under an elaborate Greek name. Had recently separated from busty wife. A lot smaller in real life than on TV and a lot more orange!

Again - very nice and polite

Guess who?

Awake since 3.45am. Bloody hell. And I have only just picked up my phone so no tellings off please
Ok la I can't get the first one, but I think Ross Kemp and then Peter Andre.

The closest I came to meeting a celeb was at London zoo in the early 90s- had gone to the loo with my friend and came back to discover we just missed Rolf Harris stop by for a chat with her mum and little sister. Quite annoyed at the time but funnily enough I'm not so bothered now...

When I say only just picked up my phone.. I mean only just- for the second time... Have been trying really hard to relax/breathe/daydream etc in between

It's so hard when you can't sleep toast . I had rhinitis through first tri too so couldn't breathe. 'Twas hideous! I was so tired.

My dh is deep breathing in his sleep and I want to smother him.

Yes and yes to the guesses. Anyone guess first one? Clue - he wears very tight trousers

Rolf Harris gave a didgeridoo lesson to my ex. I was gutted coz I was stuck in traffic so couldn't get there in time. Also not that bothered now!

Russell Brand!

:) I can neither confirm nor deny that..,

A famous author who likes magic came in regularly for lunch. Very nice and down to earth, but you always just wanted to say 'oh go on, please just tip me a million, you'll not notice...?'

Guess who

A blinging music royalty couple were due to check in after an awards ceremony in town. We bought in tonnes of Swarovski crystal studded champagne in their honour but sadly they never turned up. Maybe they were too drunk in love (or possibly fighting somewhere in a lift?)

Who?

Oh La your baby list just made me have a little hyperventilate! Still in denial about the little thing inside me with a heartbeat that is going to get bigger and bigger and steal all my food! I don't like sharing my food.

Is the author JK Rowling? She is the only one I can think of who has anything to do with Magic!

Boobs are absolutely bloody killing me, time to sleep in a sports bra I think - when does this pain wear off?! 6 weeks today!

Ooh Beyoncé and Jay Z?? I like this game! More more more!

Who is in charge of fb page? Can I play?

I think most of us are admins Bat. If you pm me your email address I can add you.

Wow la that's a seriously swanky hotel!

Yup and yup!

Ok one more:

She's the original milf from American pie!

Very glam, massive lips! Stood with everyone else at the bar waiting to be served. Lovely woman, likes a g&t!